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Red Sox fielding has been HS level at times. That was an out with a good throw and catch 

Fuck. Now Diaz might be hurt. Altuve’s rehab assignment might be cut short.

I still think we'd be better with Bregman at 2nd and Yuli at 3rd when Yuli and White are both in the game.

I’m Sitting about 10ft from Julia today, anyone have any questions for her ?
Does she smell like peaches or strawberries?
12 minutes ago, elfenix said:
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
I’m Sitting about 10ft from Julia today, anyone have any questions for her ?

Does she smell like peaches or strawberries?

Strawberries, not the heb kind, Whole Foods organic strawberries 

So Cavan Biggio had his first hit today and is now 3 for 3 with 2 rbis including this 405 foot bomb:

 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

So Cavan Biggio had his first hit today and is now 3 for 3 with 2 rbis including this 405 foot bomb:

 

His old man would do better at the plate than Tyler White.

Cavan for white and autographed craig biggio ball?

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Our pitchers seem to give up a lot of solo homers. Which is better than the other kind. Any place to look this up?

Stros wanna know when the cookout starts...

The Yuli and Tyler combo fails again 

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Yuli's play at 2B leaves a lot to be desired.

Yeah, that experiment needs to end.

I wonder if Verlander called Chirinos out to the mound to tell him to get his shit together and put the signs down quicker?  That was a one way conversation and it looks like JV is frustrated having to step off the rubber so many times.

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We'd be better off with White Ken Caminiti on second and Pina on 1st.

For sure.

Why is Mike Stanton on my tv?

I’m glad these sleepwalking games are few and far between.

 

It’s bullshit wasting the effort by Verlander today.

anyone see the stat showing all the top teams vs .500+ and .500- teams?  

minny/nyy were 8-8 and boston was 9-13.

we're 23-15, which means we've already played 38 games vs teams over .500 vs minny/nyy playing 16.  boston 22.

yay cubs series starts tomorrow.  we need to get healthy and start playing some shitty teams.

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Man yall give up way too easy

Not giving up.  Just going by what the Stros are doing.

Were those ABs in the bottom of the 7th a glimmer of hope?

I mean I am so fucking juiced because they were stellar fucking efforts.

Edited by slorch

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

That was a fucking ball

Yea that’s not excusable. Important call there. Fuck you ump. 

Yea that’s not excusable. Important call there. Fuck you ump. 



That was some grade A bullshit. We got to Barnes last night and had a chance again. Sometimes I hate the human element of baseball. Fucking ruined all the momentum we were building.

Tyler White's parents got into it with some fans last night that were complaining about Tyler's weight. The dad apparently was saying he's hitting well and started spouting off stats. Don't know how you defend his hitting when his average is less than he weighs, but his dad gave it a go. 

For those wondering, his dad is fat, but mom isn't. 

yeah, he's a regular Tony fucking Gwynn

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Can we get a stretching program in this city?

They have a training staff.  

Hey motherfuckers, how ‘bout some preventative measures BEFORE the whole gotdam team is crippled. 

 

Running to first base when you’re 25...lolz. Are you fucking kidding me?

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