All Activity
- Past hour
-
Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
BurdineBandit replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
The shit that D1 athletes do to their fellow 17-year olds in high school is hilarious. I'll never forget Brian Orakpo reaching over a full-engaged offensive tackle, likes he's committing an Over the Back rebounding foul in basketball, to yank a quarterback's shoulders pads so hard he goes horizontal a foot off the ground and falls on the tackle's legs. Just a heap of destruction in front of him for a sack. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Newy25 replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
You mean, “Who the fuck gives a flying fuck what happened in this stupid fucking movie?” was not the right answer? -
So about the power and impact of a couple of Allsup's burritos that have made their way through @Brisketexan's digestive system?
-
Like father, like son.
-
Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
shadow_operative2.0 replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
Fuck, try again tomorrow night. -
Same. I grew watching Cubs games on WGN and was a Sandberg fan.
-
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
tx 3 putt replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
-
Just got home from Padres game where we struck up a convo with a bunch of people from the Midwest out here for a conference. They asked “Are you worried about the tsunami? Should we be worried?” ”I’m not concerned. While we are close to the coast, we are up on a ridge. Where you staying?” ”Lowes Coronado.” ”What floor?” ”Second.” ”You’re probably fucked.”
-
Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Prepuce of Doom replied to veritas aequitas's topic in Movies and TV
Don't you mean steek? Or is it tweest? -
So is Downtown Honolulu likely to get swamped?
-
Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
thunderlounge replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Stay outta my stash. -
Just got the 30 minute siren warning. I was parked alone up on this section of highway when I got here at 4:30. Now there's probably 50 cars parked up here.
-
Sarah Stogner for Railroad Commissioner - Video
safe sex replied to Horn Under a Bad Sign's topic in Cloak Room
Imagine how much better the world would be if more dudes would just admit they want to get pegged and to go make it happen. -
Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
gofuckyourself replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
Maybe Joc can ask Luka for training tips -
username does not check out
-
MNLonghornFUKM started following Earthquake!
-
Thank you my man. Yes I could go for a nice 12 pack of Diet Coke right about now @Orale
-
That shopping center/mall on Pearl Ridge. It‘s more than high enough to be a really safe distance from things. I go over to that area on a regular basis.
-
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Biff Tannen replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
That has to be true. Looooooooool. -
Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
gofuckyourself replied to ztejas's topic in Baseball
I'd rather see Duran. -
Sarah Stogner for Railroad Commissioner - Video
Biff Tannen replied to Horn Under a Bad Sign's topic in Cloak Room
There’s a pegging video coming at the end of this thread. Guaranteed. -
To your place. Fire up the hibachi dammit. Surly disaster response 101. 2 12-packs (more mobile than 1 case), a hibachi and whatever you can cook and wrap in tortillas. sheeesh. Glad you boys are safe.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... COOKIE MONSTER!