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  2. OK, which one of you fat lawyer assholes is already down in Florida for the game? https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/outback-steakhouse-sued-man-suffers-serious-bodily-injury-toilet-shattering-under-him A Florida man filed a lawsuit against Outback Steakhouse alleging that he was on a handicapped toilet when the seat "suddenly shattered and collapsed" while he was doing his business, resulting in injury. Michael Green said he suffered "severe bodily injury" during the incident at an Outback Steakhouse location along Southwest College Road in Ocala, according to the lawsuit. The injuries include "significant and permanent loss of an important bodily function" and "loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life," Green alleges in the suit.
  3. I've done it both ways now. The one from Massive horn did come out closer to Wolf Brand Chili than the chili I normally make. Both are good though, guess it will mostly depend on what I used the extra for. This looks like I'm going to be having Frito Pie later this week. And I'm okay with that!
  4. We won't be a woke nation. And that's evidently how we like it. Woke basically means tolerance. We hate it!
  5. I'd like to see which veteran player in the twilight of their career they put in his place because he's "earned it"
  6. I don’t think they have an issue paying what Tre Wisner was asking for. They just weren’t going to pay it to Tre Wisner.
  7. As much as I love Tre Wisner and what he did at Texas, he did not "hold all the cards." There are multiple advanced stats out there showing he was one of the worst starting RB's in the SEC. In no way do you let yourself be held hostage by a guy like that - his performances against ou and aggy notwithstanding. I am 100% confident that Texas will bring someone in at RB who can, at worst, match what Wisner did this year.
  8. People line up for crap like that? Lol wut
  9. When President Fraud and the Fraudy Bunch are telling me to be concerned about fraud, my bullshit meter goes off bigtime. When I see that the main targets conveniently align with the President’s political targets, the meter explodes. This all might be legit and worthy of concern, but the administration’s actions have made it impossible to view any of this impartially.
  10. "Raybert' is our favorite episode....as I recall, Robert tells Ray about a hot chick he met and tells him that he used his name and she was a huge fan of "his" column. Ray just has to see who this chick is that really likes 'Ray'. He goes to Robert's apt and low and behold she is fire and keeps egging her on about her favorite columns. Great show with several laugh out loud moments. We like/appreciate the long shots and mastery of the dialogue, incredibly well written acted every episode, a true throwback.
  11. He was impressive up to the injury. I felt that had he come back at full strength against us, it would be a big factor. I don't know if the Miami game proves me wrong or merely that he wasn't fully recovered. I don't know if the injury in that game was a re-injury or something new.
  12. Nothing says college like the StaffDNA Cure Bowl in Orlando, Florida. You don't get misty college memories when the Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl drops? The SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl doesn't conjure up an autumn campus, cute girls in sweaters and keg parties? I love the collegiate pride and history associated with this year's Xbox Bowl in venerable college town, Frisco, Texas. I always walk the campus with my wife and daughters before the Bush's Boca Raton Bowl of Beans. Didn't Michigan beat the University of Chicago in the first-ever bowl game, the Myrtle Beach Bowl Presented by Engine?
  13. Putin burns Trump with embarrassing details of phone chathttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-burns-trump-with-embarrassing-details-of-phone-chat/ar-AA1TeZks Russian dictator Vladimir Putin claimed in a phone call with President Donald Trump that Kyiv had attacked one of his official residences—a claim which Ukraine denied almost instantly. The Russian readout of the call said that Putin, 73, told Trump, 79, that Ukraine “launched a terrorist attack” using drones to target the Russian president’s residence. The Kremlin further said that Trump “was shocked by this news, literally outraged.” “[Trump] said he couldn’t even imagine such crazy actions. And, as stated, this will undoubtedly impact American approaches to working with Zelensky, whom, as Trump himself said, thank God, the current administration hasn’t given ‘Tomahawks,’” the Kremlin readout said. Putin and Trump spoke for the second time in the last day, with Trump describing it as “a very good talk,” but adding that they have “a few very thorny issues” remaining. Following the call, Trump told reporters that he was “very angry” when Putin told him about the alleged attack. Trump said it was one thing to “be offensive” but another “to attack his house.” When asked if U.S. intelligence services had confirmed that the attack actually happened, Trump said it was “possible” that the attack did not occur as Putin said.
  14. It seemed touristy, but my wife and I loved grabbing a drink at the rotating bar at the top of the space needle. But it was a clear day in June, and I'm not sure it'll be the same experience in January. I recommended this earlier in the thread, but the Seattle Underground tour is really damn fascinating. https://undergroundtour.com/ Spend a couple hours a the Museum of Popular Culture. Stroll through the Pike Place Market, preferably in the morning before it gets too crowded. If you're renting a place that has a full kitchen, pick up some fresh fish and produce and cook dinner.
  15. Part of the challenge of being a college coach is not running the tread off the tires of a great running back like Bijan. Sark protected Bijan's touches, Mack Brown with Ricky.. not so much.
  16. Motherfucking qr codes for every god damn thing. No I will not install your cocksucker app to pay for my drinks,food,parking, etc. Take my cc and run it you worthless pos nose ringed idiot with multi colored hair. Yea Im gonna do all the work for you and then your worthless ass will expect a 25% tip.
  17. No, he was talking about roster management of active players as well. That was the sugary version imagine how bad it really is. Grayson isn't just out on an island. Lionhart is an actual agency with real experienced people that work there and run it. They aren't just letting him run around doing whatever the fuck he wants. I've met the partners and they rep a lot more names you are familiar with at Texas. Tre Wisner wanted to get paid for intangibles on top of being a feature back. The staff didn't see the value in those intangibles and obviously signaled thay he may not even be the feature back. What is he supposed to do? Tre Wisner had all the cards and now Texas has to hope their incoming freshman that sark is pumping in a bowl presser works out or they find another guy who will cost just as much as wisner was asking for in the portal.
  18. 2 hour finale as a movie and it was only $10 with my Alamo season pass. Will be fun to watch it with a bunch of other fans
  19. Congrats tokamak. I'll try to get league safe figured out today and get payments out. Edit. I read the bracket wrong. I don't know who Harold is I don't think but congrats! Harold Tokamak Cheers Beers and Mountaineers
  20. I mean she is an alien compared to the rest
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