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smuggs

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  1. Her skin color is of a similar hue as Grimace of McDonaldland so everything appears normal here. She's going to be fine.
  2. Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock There's a truck ahead, lights staring at my eyes Oh my God! No time to turn I got to laugh cause I know I'm gonna die! Why?
  3. Would’ve been funny the two teams leaving playing for the title. Yormark being a fucking nincompoop and all. I’m ready for these guys to smack-up that grease ball wig atop Gundy’s stupid inflatable head.
  4. Didn’t the OG instagram ho from the IPIHB thread start with an appearance on the mugshot thread? Maybe that’s just my dirty imagination.
  5. From humble 2nd offense DWI beginnings in ATX... She's a first ballot APD Mugshot Thread Hall of Famer.
  6. If he starts next season 1-3 (really 2-9*) and still no defense in sight, I could see USC pulling the tarmac trigger. *plus this year's bowl result.
  7. Inspired this morning by @StrippersAndNobelPrizes's mention of the incredible Big Daddy Kane in the Michigan cheating fucks thread:
  8. I haven't followed the trial closely so my apologies for asking - did the prosecution say how Yogabitch got into the house? Did she break in or was the door unlocked?
  9. Lol sure. Motherfucker is going to be this guy on Splash Mountain next summer, guaranteed.
  10. The buccal fat removal was so successful here that I don't even notice the Halloween witch-level facial moles anymore.
  11. Throw down an extra $20 for a Spyderco Para 3 Lightweight. Made in Colorado. The compression lock (reverse liner lock) is the tits.
  12. She's had more work done recently. Starting to look like Cher.
  13. Hogue is doing a decent job. The Deka is priced below the Benchmade Bugout and it's a better knife in every aspect. They just need to expand their product line. Edit - I will confess that I recently accidentally ran over my Bugout with my Jeep and the motherfucker did not skip a beat. I have the CF Elite with the tougher scales and an added titanium backspacer.
  14. Do you have a Tagged Out? The size is slightly larger than my Bugout but it's still a featherweight which I like. They've got a new model with S45vn, G10 and a thumb stud. Fucking $270 though, Jesus H.
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