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Garth Brooks Wears Barry Sanders Jersey. Dumbasses Think It is Bernie Sanders

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Not sure about Garth, but Chris Gaines definitely gotta be a Bernie Bro.

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13 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Pretty sure I would haved liked my chances tackling Bernie or Garth in high school.

I dunno. Garth was a track and field athlete. 

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Yeah, but the jersey is silver because Bernie is so old and the letters/numbers are White & Blue to represent his allegiance to the State of Israel.  

I'm guessing some of these same morons will boycott KFC (which is fine dining to them, admittedly) because of Colonel Sanders?

I assume you Cowboys fans will be burning your Deion Sanders jerseys just to avoid confusion (plus you know, those Jewish colors again)?

I'd guess they'll avoid the Larry Sanders show, but there's no way that group would get a single joke on that entire series. 

And did any of these selfish fucks ever stop to imagine that perhaps Garth was just celebrating, in jersey form, the southern muse which has inspired his brilliant country music for lo these many years, Mrs. Sarah Huckabee Sanders?  Huh?  Any of you fuckers ever think of that, you selfish bastards! 

"Friends in Low Places" is actually about her Right Eyeball!

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15 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Pretty sure I would haved liked my chances tackling Bernie or Garth in high school.

You'd get pancaked just like your boy did. 

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37 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Take it to CR, shithead

 

37 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Take it to CR, shithead

This entire thread should have been in the CR.

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Posted (edited)

To be fair, a story about Garth Brooks and Barry Sanders (both of whom were varsity athletes around the same time at Okl. State) should have never teetered into politics. 
 

But, reading is hard.  

Edited by Lobo

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venn diagram of these people and those who have suddenly stopped drinking corona is a [flat] circle

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6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why is this not in CR? OP do a joe biden thread next.

Because it’s about stupid people, not politics?

Thinking this is somehow a political thread is just the bizarro version of commenting on his jersey in the first place. 

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Wearing the Sanders jersey was cool. Tucking it in?  Not so much. 

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18 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why is this not in CR? OP do a joe biden thread next.

The next famous football playing Biden from the same college as a country music legend will be the first.

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

Wearing the Sanders jersey was cool. Tucking it in?  Not so much. 

 

It's not that cool.  It's not even tailored.

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20 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why is this not in CR? OP do a joe biden thread next.

Because it is about stupid ass people, not anything politically serious.

I mean, since when did Bernie Sanders have a jersey about him anyways? Morons.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Because it is about stupid ass people, not anything politically serious.

I mean, since when did Bernie Sanders have a jersey about him anyways? Morons.

You misspelled maroons. 

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Hey, we're progressing as a society, and certainly as a message board.  We haven't even talked about, days later, how weird it is for an financially successful grown man to wear a football jersey into a public space.  

We are coming back together, America.  Let's heal!  

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Because it is about stupid ass people, not anything politically serious.

I mean, since when did Bernie Sanders have a jersey about him anyways? Morons.

No doubt Bad_Teammate owns one. 

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt Bad_Teammate owns one. 

100000% true.  

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