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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook


Vic Mackey

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16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... you could have cut this down to 3 sentences, total max. 

Let me help.

Dude in a bad way from life shit heads to a bar. Hooks up with some crazy bitch at her house and she goes full nutter starts talking marriage after. He heads downstairs where all his shit and keys are located and then snakes her left over shitty food out the fridge on the way out.

Also: Dude hooks up with crazy ho at bar, steals her shitty food on the way out the door. 

Yeah I read it thinking it was going to be some type of pay off. Like he found out that was his cousin or one of his friend's girlfriends or something to that nature.

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