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  1. I mentioned this vaguely on the Non-Texas 2020 thread, but since he's being discussed here, I'll just throw out there that you guys should stop worrying about anything regarding Evans. I argued against that 2 months ago, but new shit has come to light. He was suspended from school recently and he didn't exactly put the work in this spring during NS's spring camp. All of the hype has gone to his head and there are comps to him out there with way less baggage. Texas is going to land one of them soon. Texas has also effectively stopped recruiting George. It's recruiting, shit changes, take it FWIW, fuck off if you don't like the message, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss his ass, Kiss my ass, Happy Hannukah, etc.
    42 points
  2. Love you London. Troll on you limey bastards.
    31 points
  3. This is the biggest recruit in this class. He’s an alpha and he’s going to recruit a fuckton of others with him.
    22 points
  4. 1996 and 2007 we're much different times than Jan 20, 2017 to today. The gulf in culture is far more pronounced and cultural battle lines much more clear today. All of you sensitive rednecks can get your panties in a bunch here but I'm not slamming the state. Just saying the truth of the perception outside of it. We're far more closely aligned in perception with the deep South now than 10 to 20 years ago. That can be a problem with players from California and west coast/non southern east coast in general. I think we should start competing more for that deep South talent pool. Those kids are already used to the political climate here.
    15 points
  5. Recruiting is so stupid. Imagine being a normal person who has never even heard of Bru McCoy or Zach Evans and your last Longhorn football memory is the Sugar Bowl ass kicking. Sounds nice.
    14 points
  6. Can't believe Bru even answered the phone at the end. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    12 points
  7. 12 points
  8. Bolt McCoy...he's a Longhorn Legend.
    11 points
  9. Pretty sure the money bag emoji followed by "talk" means that they are going to join a gang and go around playing the knockout game on senior citizens.
    10 points
  10. I was thinking more “Get Out 2”. Ivanka gave the choristers at Westminster Abbey quite the show today. Put on a slip, skank. And her hat looks like a melted uterus. THESE FACES He looks like he’s just sharted and his hands look extra tiny. QE2 three some jewel shade. The tiara is the Burmese Ruby Tiara and the 97 rubies were a wedding gift from the people of Burma. In their culture rubies are worn to protect the wearer from evil and disease. She needed it with this bunch. The Duchess of Cornwall wants to kill them all and retire with a vodka gimlet. I guess Lara is pregnant? Her dress needs a hoik and her hair looks sloppy. Tiffany looks like she’s gained weight, her dress is unflattering, looks cheap, wrong color for the season, and she also has messy hair. LOL Trump. WTF Ivanka??? A fucking formal shirtdress? For a state dinner with The Queen? She looks like a drag June Cleaver. And look at all the grifters who tagged along. And apparently Mnuchin’s wife Louise wore a gotdamn tiara. Which is such a big no no if you are with royalty and aren’t actually royal. Sec. Mnuchin Melania Trump Eric Trump Dan Scavino Stephanie Grisham Sarah Sanders Steven Miller Mick Mulvaney Louise Linton Donald Trump Jr. Lara Trump Jared Kushner Tiffany Trump Ivanka Trump Kellyanne Conway John Bolton God, the whole thing is so tacky and embarrassing.
    10 points
  11. https://247sports.com/Player/JaQuinden-Jackson-87600/ Oh look. Both of the top two dual-threats in the state are Longhorns. Hook 'em!
    9 points
  12. Evans tweet wasn't a dis. you old fucks.
    9 points
  13. JaQuinden knows that this board needs something to talk about. He’s the hero Surly needs.
    9 points
  14. Floyd has a broken neck Bru has a broken pussy Not same same...
    9 points
  15. If only more Californian transplants to Austin would follow Bru’s lead
    9 points
  16. I can't believe we're this stupid. No other nation on Earth is dumb enough to let this dipshit be in charge of its sanitation, much less the whole freaking country. What an embarrassment.
    8 points
  17. Look I have nothing against the SEC schools themselves...well most of them anyway. My issue is just the stupid narrative built around them and the impact it is having on College Sports. It seems like a bizarrely suicidal effort to regionalize college sports and decrease interest across the country. I do not understand it at all. Also there are stupid impacts like 6th place teams getting regional hosts over champions. Every single team in a conference getting into the softball tournament. I mean at some point these selection committees have to require the SEC schools to win and be excellent, not hail their participation trophies. Spread the wealth a bit to the other leagues, give the rest of us a reason to care. Why destroy your own sport? I don't get it. None of that is necessarily the SEC's fault, or the specific schools. I mean many of them are actually excellent.
    8 points
  18. He needs to get the guy that sewed on his vest buttons to build The Wall. Ain't no body getting through that...
    7 points
  19. PJ Fleck, who had an affair who he eventually dumped his wife for, thinks society has a problem with commitment
    7 points
  20. I mean what is a commitment really mean anymore? Even if they sign with you they might transfer to Texas and then back to USC before the season even starts.
    7 points
  21. I'm anti-globalist, so I vote for a guy whose clothes line, along with his daughter's, is manufactured overseas, whose resorts hire undocumented immigrants over citizen applicants, who's financed by Russians, who believes Putin over our domestic intelligence agencies, who praises Saudis after murdering a Washington Post employee, who repeatedly calls the domestic press "The Enemy of The People, disparages those who have fought for this country, deports those who have fought for this country, insults families whose children have died fighting for this country, while claiming he's in love with murderous Communist dictator.
    7 points
  22. It's like Cousin Eddie and family showed up at Buckingham Palace.
    6 points
  23. South Austin’s mom might be our best resource. Nobody has heard more recruit voices without seeing their face.
    6 points
  24. You guys are overanalyzing Jackson, but I suppose it's what we do. The bottom line is that Herman's offense performs best when a big, above average runner is taking snaps behind center. Jackson fits that bill better than anyone else they've signed besides Ehlinger. I think he's the most important recruit in this class due to that, along with the flexibility of having a guy that could be a plus player at LB or H-Back if the QB'ing thing doesn't sort itself out well. I'll be much happier to have Jackson in the fold than Card.
    6 points
  25. 6 points
  26. I see they had a typo on the cover title. Accidentally put "Bring it on" instead of "Go fuck yourself bitch".
    6 points
  27. 6 points
  28. Idk about his throwing ability, but anyone who watched JQJ run over, through, and around NS play after play in the state title game despite NS knowing what was coming has to be excited about his prospects in Herman's O.
    6 points
  29. My son is 13. Yesterday we had to go to a little neighborhood get-together down at the bay. Thing was at one of the new neighbors' places. They're about a decade or so younger than my wife and I, but the whole street was supposed to be there, so we were expecting a variety of folks. So we get there and it's a millenial festival. Nobody really there but the hosts and their friends. There's no beer in a can. It's all farm-raised sushi served with organic water poured over artisanal ice served in a glass which had little imperfections to show that it was crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous people of whereever. I decide about 30 minutes in that we need to bow out and go back to our place. I don't come down to the bay on my days off to do that shit. So I tell the hosts "Sorry. Gotta go. The boys are thirsty in Atlanta." They and their cluster of friends look at me with these blank stares. No recognition whatsoever. So I yell over to the boy, who's with some kids his age about 10 feet away - "Son, the boys are thirsty in Atlanta." He responds "And there's beer in Texarkana," says goodbye to the other kids and walks over to me. Hosts are still totally lost. As we walk out he tells the hosts "Google it." It was fantastic.
    6 points
  30. The Queen is dunking on Trump and Obama is getting standing o’s in Canada. The world respects us again!
    6 points
  31. Sorry, your SAT scores are too low for A&M Commerce. You should consider spending a few semesters at A&M College Station and trying to transfer in.
    6 points
  32. Californians are moving to the metroplex for purely work and economic reasons. None of the want to be here and the vast majority hate it but choose the money over happiness.
    6 points
  33. It's not cloak room it's a fact. That's the reputation of Texas to the rest of the country. It's only gotten more prominent the last 2 years. I travel for business all the time and when I pull out that Texas DL now I get nasty looks and comments at times. Never happened before. For a kid like McCoy it can be overwhelming once you get here. I understand it.
    6 points
  34. This trip so far feels like it was planned by a British sketch comedy writer.
    5 points
  35. There it is! "Full court Press" "See-Saw" and "Knocked it out of the Park". Ag Libs is working perfectly.
    5 points
  36. Homers gonna homer. The asshole who can't accurately perform a self assessment is doomed to always be the asshole.
    5 points
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