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luke duke

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  1. Can you come take a look at my computer? I can pay in Ameros.
  2. Are we coordinating Speedos or are we just going to surprise each other?
  3. I’d ask for compensation for ruining your favorite tree, in addition to removal costs.
  4. Cool pics from the 2003 Texas Monthly Top 50 article https://www.texasmonthly.com/bbq/top-fifty/ $7.95 brisket plate at John Mueller’s. Sonny Bryan’s made the list.
  5. Who writes $10,000 checks? That’s $200-500 worth of points.
  6. How does one become an ass programmer, preferably an advanced one?
  7. Probably already posted, but I ain’t reading this whole thread.
  8. It sounds like your idea would work. The water would have to be left on 24/7 up to your timers. You would need to make sure that there isn’t a leak upstream of the timers or you will have a big mud hole.
  9. Did you stick your head up a cow’s ass or just take the butcher’s word?
  10. We have a community pool in my neighborhood. Membership is optional, as a result there are a bunch of freeloaders. No one wants to dedicate the money to have someone police the gate. Is anyone aware of a smart lock that can be installed on a wrought iron gate with the following features: - can be accessed with either a cellphone app or a fob - has the ability to restrict remote “buzzing-in” - an integrated camera would be nice, but not a requirement - we can set certain hours when the gate can be opened - we have power and Wi-Fi at the gate
  11. What state is going to ban you from giving them money?
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