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MissingInAction

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  1. Thanks. I couldnt remember the quote.
  2. I was there for everything but scuba.
  3. This is a war room! Theres no fighting in here!
  4. I tried flamin cheetos for the first time. Shart of pure fire. I clenched to save the recliner. The cleanup was agony. Every touch like a hot poker to my delicate balloon knot.
  5. I think some of you are projecting your boyhood fantasies of banging a mature Mirren. /nokinkshame
  6. Very sus.
  7. Gaetz gettin his child trafficking on.
  8. Has anyone called 911 when these nazis show up?
  9. I think chief may be Mike Johnson.
  10. Its all we have.
  11. Adding "sounding" to the list of things not to google image search.
  12. It rained my entire stay in Roatan. Lots of bar drinking and darts, cards, shuffleboard, etc. Also met many locals cause they couldnt do shit either. It was a damn good fucking time.
  13. Your moms left eye looks exactly like that when shes giving me a water blowee.
  14. Peppa will take your soul if you let her.
  15. I just hope that Cleon didnt reproduce.
  16. Re-watching final season of Rebels and it just hits differently after watching Andor.
  17. Whole series is on Hulu. Its become my nightly 4 episodes then crash show.
  18. Post of the monh. Its just so fucking perfect. Will we at least get labels on our produce telling us what it was watered with? Meh, back to my morning bowl of paint chips.
  19. My BP was regularly 135/85 which is borderline hypertension. Now that i eat right and drink about a 10th of what i used to my bp is fucking perfection ranging between 100-20 over 20-30. I was actually concerned it was too low and Dr said no thats exactly what it should be. This is amazing because one of the chemo treatments is called "the red devil" because its red and very difficult on the heart. Guess im made of frontier stock. Im not getting near the exercise i used to because chemo, but havent gained weight because ive done everything the docs have told me. The specter of death will motivate a motherfucker. My 2 cents. Carry on my surly brethren.
  20. LEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JEEENKINNNNNSSSSS!
  21. Dont forget to carry an issue of Financial Times with you.
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