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Paco

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  1. Yes, do that. Not what we did, which was pick a random corner just off the highway between a trailer park and a salvage yard.
  2. You have no idea. It is fucking unbelievable how much dirt these fucks can transport in their clydesdale hooves.
  3. Thanks for knocking over my Webber you two dipshits
  4. You could stand on a corner in Winslow Arizona if you're so inclined.
  5. Or, ya know, just stop being such a dramatic pussy.
  6. You could've gone to Franklin five times
  7. Paco

    Tech @ KSU, FS1

    lol slorch
  8. I've done a few of the HEB wagyus. Cooks a bit faster, but all still seemed to get done around the same temp range as a prime.
  9. Ok, how were the spam fries? Almost grabbed some the other day but went with a Tony's pizza and ice cream instead because of my health.
  10. Well it's not like she chewed on it or anything. I asked her to describe it and she said I was disgusting. I then attempted to clarify whether I was disgusting, or the vagina in question and she said "You, not the vagina." So I've deducted that Maria's vagina is not disgusting. That's the best I can do.
  11. My wife has seen Maria's vagina.
  12. They stepped up. Duh.
  13. I'm ready!
  14. That's what I said, aioli.
  15. I thought the house was falling down, but no, Hank just wanted a gecko.
  16. I have two English Mastiffs. Nobody but Glad makes a poop bag big enough. But the good thing is they're lazy motherfuckers so we don't walk far.
  17. You mean besides the fact he ran up and shot two people in the face?
  18. Port A is a pleasant 77° with less than 99% humidity.
  19. Great job dumbfuck!
  20. That's fantastic
  21. Make sure the dip switches are set properly for your recirc configuration, ie external pump vs internal pump. Instructions are in your owners manual.
  22. Any place worth a stop between Austin and Brock?
  23. HUNTSMAN CHEESE Just kidding, gooey american cheese for Tex mex enchiladas you heathens
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