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Gatorubet

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  1. listen Mr. Rockefeller, you do NOT throw out fatty tuna just because it’s been sitting on the counter for eight hours.
  2. Ya gotta be 1-11 to get that kind of love. You rookies fucked up and won most all your games.
  3. Gatorubet

    LBGTQ

    "Windage and Elevation, Mrs. Langdon...windage and elevation."
  4. that is a whole lot of words to say the guy is MAGA.
  5. With all due respect, I hope Gata sweeps you - and steals the toilet paper on the way out. My real goal is win one damn game…I hope the weather is good.
  6. He criticized JD. Sad. They should’ve elected Paula White.
  7. I’m not sure if y’all know that, but his Holiness had a grandma and siblings from New Orleans from the seventh ward. In 1912-ish the whole clan moved to Chicago. When his grandmother lived in New Orleans, she was a colored lady because she was a Creole of color. One drop and all that. Once they moved to Chicago, they passed for white and married white people. The black Creoles called that “passé blanc”. The point of all this? We have a woke DEI Pope now…
  8. Do you even round-up, bro?
  9. It looks like the sanguine shores of beautiful and restful Crimea are the remaining beachfront resort options. Female tourist should remember to bring their contraceptive supplies, and families urged to bring a sufficient number of pets to consume in the event local food stores are out of provisions. And ignore the drones.
  10. i’m cross posting this in both Ukraine threads. It is interesting that Turkey gives no fucks what Russia thinks. And you can bet your bottom dollar that when all the people left Russia in 2022 - a hell of a lot of spooks pretending to be fleeing foes of Putin set up shop in every country who would take them. The answer is to deport every one of the sons of bitches
  11. I believe this, as Trump has always been an honest man. It probably means no tariffs on tea and scones, because Melania likes to stay at the Windsor Court in New Orleans.
  12. Another great movie about Dead Pope-ing is The Shoes of the Fisherman. Anthony Quinn was great.
  13. I’m guessing that a judgment against that Dipshit will give her attorney the opportunity to earn 1/3 of nothing
  14. Dammit. just saw this. we should be given the ability to give 10 likes on any individual post once a month. Sometimes one appreciation is not enough.
  15. I might be persuaded to abandon my Presbyterian faith, but I’m going to have to see some solid evidence of 1) a return to the sale of indulgences - and 2) a lowering of the indulgence price for dispensation of certain sins. If they don’t do that, I’m going to ask our president to put a tariff on KOC Friday seafood dinners.
  16. Look, I’m in favor of science and all, but there’s just some research projects that I’m gonna leave to other people.
  17. this is the rest of the day’s fun….
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