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mr. sunshine

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  1. She’s got to be a 10 in Nebraska. Dude better man up
  2. Pay the man his money
  3. I’m so old I got to third base on this song
  4. Not denying that. Just hard to fathom the listed stuff totaling $280,000 but then again I’m not surly rich. Think as an amateur I could have brought it in south of a quarter million
  5. That all sounds like some pretty cool shit but $280,000? Damn
  6. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!
  7. Hey man you really don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone
  8. 9 lbs. He’s a keeper alright
  9. After just watching their shithead head coach being interviewed I’m trying to come up with someone with less charisma. Compared to him that Crabfeeder guy on House of the Dragon was a straight up G
  10. No problem. Parliament’s usually pretty cool
  11. Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles
  12. and a cameo appearance by chin pubes to boot
  13. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  14. I’m already in the bunker so I read this in the voice of Winston Churchill
  15. Has his wearing a fucking parka been discussed?
  16. Cockslaw. Like coleslaw except with cock
  17. Is it too much to ask that they don’t completely fuck this up again?
  18. It’s official. There’s nothing Tim Brando doesn’t suck at
  19. Harvey Keitel. That’s all you had to say motherfucker
  20. His ceiling is Jeff George
  21. I saw them at the old Sam Houston Coliseum for the Dream Police tour. He had a four neck guitar that spun. Also there was a giant laser shooting eyeball and I was pretty fucking stoned
  22. I feel kind of bad now but he/she who hasn’t judged a man by his terrible combover can cast that first damn stone
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