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mr. sunshine

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  1. Harvey Keitel. That’s all you had to say motherfucker
  2. His ceiling is Jeff George
  3. I saw them at the old Sam Houston Coliseum for the Dream Police tour. He had a four neck guitar that spun. Also there was a giant laser shooting eyeball and I was pretty fucking stoned
  4. I feel kind of bad now but he/she who hasn’t judged a man by his terrible combover can cast that first damn stone
  5. Fargo. Norm “Son of a” Gunderson. Nothing but painting, ice fishing, buffets, potato chips in bed and married to a cop to boot
  6. Shit man think about it. I guess it’s what they call a way homer
  7. Growing up I worked at our family tire store so there’s no telling how many vehicles I drove in and out of the service bays. #3 is pretty representative of the interior of the average chick’s vehicle
  8. aggy thinks Audie Murphy was okay, perhaps a tad overrated. Certainly no Reggie McNeal
  9. I’m getting old but still glad I grew up enjoying movies before the internet told me I was a complete rube for doing so
  10. He certainly shouldn’t have to firld any questions about it
  11. Do I make myself clear? I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening
  12. As in hey Charlie Bronson enough with that fucking harmonica already
  13. One day they’ll fight to get ahold of your semen and not in a fun way
  14. Carol Burnett. This is allsome
  15. Saw them at Liberty Lunch back in the 80s. Good show although a tad confusing
  16. That’s some world class grimacing. You know who would have made a great aggy? Mussolini
  17. I think Karen’s onto something that should benefit the surly legal community. Don’t waste hours reviewing discovery before you form an opinion about a case. Just get your client’s mom’s version of events, run with it and don’t look back
  18. I liked the Richie Suck/Brian Wilson and Dr.Tom/Eugene Landy storyline. These writers are great
  19. Shoulda known. Texoeas jacket was a dead giveaway
  20. The one where the the guy’s got a brand new truck and his friends insist on throwing their muddy hiking shit inside and plopping their sorry asses in the seats. I don’t think so motherfuckers. There’s a reason they make truck beds
  21. In all fairness they work circles around the nonexistent cops in Pulp Fiction and the Kill Bills
  22. Mrs. Phillips used to be an anchor for channel 6 in Beaumont. If you ask me those tits were usually the day’s top story
  23. Having known county commissioners and the people that employ their relatives I’d say he’s dead on. Well so to speak
  24. Hey man I’ll have you know I’m a stay at home drunk lawyer
  25. Thinking back to college when we’d jump off the roof of our two story apartment building into the pool in the courtyard. No way we could slip or just flat out miss the pool
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