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mr. sunshine

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  1. Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles
  2. and a cameo appearance by chin pubes to boot
  3. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  4. I’m already in the bunker so I read this in the voice of Winston Churchill
  5. Has his wearing a fucking parka been discussed?
  6. Cockslaw. Like coleslaw except with cock
  7. Is it too much to ask that they don’t completely fuck this up again?
  8. It’s official. There’s nothing Tim Brando doesn’t suck at
  9. Harvey Keitel. That’s all you had to say motherfucker
  10. His ceiling is Jeff George
  11. I saw them at the old Sam Houston Coliseum for the Dream Police tour. He had a four neck guitar that spun. Also there was a giant laser shooting eyeball and I was pretty fucking stoned
  12. I feel kind of bad now but he/she who hasn’t judged a man by his terrible combover can cast that first damn stone
  13. Fargo. Norm “Son of a” Gunderson. Nothing but painting, ice fishing, buffets, potato chips in bed and married to a cop to boot
  14. Shit man think about it. I guess it’s what they call a way homer
  15. Growing up I worked at our family tire store so there’s no telling how many vehicles I drove in and out of the service bays. #3 is pretty representative of the interior of the average chick’s vehicle
  16. aggy thinks Audie Murphy was okay, perhaps a tad overrated. Certainly no Reggie McNeal
  17. I’m getting old but still glad I grew up enjoying movies before the internet told me I was a complete rube for doing so
  18. He certainly shouldn’t have to firld any questions about it
  19. Do I make myself clear? I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening
  20. As in hey Charlie Bronson enough with that fucking harmonica already
  21. One day they’ll fight to get ahold of your semen and not in a fun way
  22. Carol Burnett. This is allsome
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