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mr. sunshine

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  1. mrs. sunshine is watching the Bachelor and it looks like he’s taken the ladies to the Texans facilities for attempted fun. It must be his way of saying his dick doesn’t work and letting them all down easy
  2. Lil Sweet cracks me up. Good on Dr. Pepper for bringing him back. LS: Do you pretend to like sports so your girlfriend’s father will like you? Closeted guy: No, I like sports. LS: Me too (winks)
  3. Good point. He never fared well against He Man
  4. Mr. Magoo had better games
  5. Also RIP Johnny Caravella and Heavy Early
  6. They’re about to fire up Burden of Dreams, the documentary about Werner Herzog making Fitzcarraldo
  7. Also, probably already covered, but… ACDC - It’s a Long Way to the Top, If You Want Blood Stones - Can’t You Hear Me Knocking, Monkey Man Van Halen - Dirty Movies, DOA Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast, Wasted Years Merle Haggard- Ramblin’ Fever Hank Williams Jr. - Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Elton - Love Lies Bleeding, All the Young Girls Love Alice The Cars - Let’s Go, The Dangerous Type Waylon - Honky Tonk Heroes, Ain’t Living Long Like This
  8. Their website already shows Kick Jeff Fisher in the Ass Night as a sellout
  9. Get ready. A private jet takes him to the crapper and back
  10. Sally calls him Old Faithful when it comes to taking a dump
  11. Well it gave 4 of my family members superpowers so I’d say it’s a wash
  12. I don’t understand. You’re a good, longtime poster. Personally I’ve even refused to engage in any banter, usually not that witty, about your mom just out of respect. But after multiple, sometimes even articulate threads about a series that is generally rated top 5 and ended 14 years ago you recently decided to watch the Wire only because your girlfriend urged you to? Undefeated indeed
  13. A boar hog’s tits think he’s useless
  14. Not to knock Payton as that is in capable hands but it makes me ponder what’s the difference between quitting, stepping down, or as thread title suggests, leaving? A couple of years? More than a decade? Having to track Mack’s plane?
  15. The last place someone enjoyed chopping it up with a guy named Hudson Standish was Plymouth Rock
  16. More accessories than Malibu Barbie. Hey man I had a sister
  17. This reminds me of Jeff Daniels buying his whole wardrobe at a convenience store in the movie Something Wild
  18. That alone would make this 13 years and counting walk in the desert totally worth it
  19. Didn’t know he left his Dallas home barefoot and in his underwear at 18 after his mother died and his alcoholic father tried to kill him with a butcher knife. Also he was Belushi’s understudy on the National Lampoon road show. RIP Meat
  20. This is officially the worst I’ve ever felt about laughing at something
  21. (Checks thesaurus)
  22. Based on their drive times to Dallas and the Mexican border I always assumed Arlen was in Bell County
  23. This. He must have skipped basic junior high weed etiquette
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