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mr. sunshine

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  1. Human Feces and Needles sounds like the most allsome punk band ever
  2. and here I thought my freshman roommate who could make a bong out of an apple was something
  3. Oh! This is too violent for me!
  4. I’m confused. John Cena not Chinese but he play joke? He not go peepee in my Coke?
  5. I like how both Ray and later his buddy took time out from kicking the guy’s ass who fucked with Ray’s side mirror to point out there was no painted pedestrian crossing
  6. It’s okay. We’re do
  7. All great music is either about or made under the influence of drugs or both except White Rabbit and Puff the Magic Dragon which are both just cute family songs about cavorting with fun imaginary animals
  8. Hey man there’s shit out there that needs marketing. Sometimes at scientific perhaps masterly levels
  9. At this point who can alternate old lady and totally bangable roles better than Jean Smart?
  10. When I see his name I sometimes read it as Topo Gigio which is a nice little reminder that I'm an old. Possibly stoned too
  11. If games involving Colorado and Tennessee are candidates for Game of the Year then hey there whatever
  12. My septuagenarian mom and dad Sam Houston grads and superfans say fuck Danny Davis which is strange because I’ve never heard them talk that way
  13. Out of Sight, Traffic, Boogie Nights…
  14. Not unless getting all up in that booty counts
  15. Yeah first episode I didn’t like or even try to finish. Definitely not my cup of tea
  16. and you actually had to pay extra for Babyfirst on satellite TV 16 years ago. It was like tipping someone for water boarding you
  17. I’m actually happy for the alleged victims and perpetrator. Living in Ohio would drain the basic desire to fuck out of most anyone. I’ve met many Ohio transplants and they’re only interested in ammo and cheese products
  18. No shit. He’s doing a post-shopping review of the grocery list, realizing his errors, and anticipating the Mrs. hanging a foot in his ass. This is my story too
  19. Evidently explored that Hwy 59 corridor and then ended up on I-35 north. WTF
  20. Since the New Braunfels Alamo ain’t coming back I don’t know if I can ever love again
  21. Reminds me of a young mr. sunshine until he eventually succumbed to age and disappointment. But stay gold, Ishmael
  22. Man I’d like to replace Jesse Plemons in Kirsten Dunst’s vagina
  23. I realize this isn’t the allsome commercials thread and I’ve never had a Kinder Bueno, much less know where to acquire one, but that floating redheaded chick is sheer perfection
  24. Please release me, let me go-o-o.For I don't love you anymore. To live a lie would be a sin. Release me and let me love again
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