Jump to content

Search the Community

Showing results for 'I'd pee in her butt'.

  • Search By Tags

    Type tags separated by commas.
  • Search By Author

Content Type


Forums

  • Sports
    • Football
    • Basketball
    • Baseball
    • Other Sports
    • 🤫$9.95🤫
    • Gambling
  • Entertainment
    • Movies and TV
    • Music
    • Hobbies
    • Lulz
    • Food and Travel
  • News & Business
    • Daily Texan
    • Cloak Room
    • 6th Street Journal
    • You Can't Sit With US
  • Other
    • Can You Help Me With This?
    • Best Buy Coupons
    • Please do this better?
    • Surly 1%
    • Purgatory

Product Groups

  • Big Donor Area
  • Buy TreeFiddy for a friend
  • Burnt Ends
    • Merch
  • Surly Horns NIL Slush Fund
  • Tailgate Donation + Payments

Categories

  • Firings
  • 2020 Hires
  • 2020 Season
  • 2021 Season
  • 2022 Season
  • 2023 Season

Categories

  • Movies and TV
  • Music
  • Hobbies
    • Video Games
  • Lulz

Categories

  • Basketball
  • Baseball
  • Other Sports
    • Futbol
  • Gambling

Categories

  • Daily Texan
  • 6th Street Journal

Find results in...

Find results that contain...


Date Created

  • Start

    End


Last Updated

  • Start

    End


Filter by number of...

Joined

  • Start

    End


Group


  1. Napoleon

    USMNT 2024

    Weston McKinnie apparently doing alright in Italy.🇮🇹 She seems sweet… …if you like oversized veneers, fake tits, inflated lips, and chest tattoos. I guess she’s okay. But you don’t want to cross her family. Especially the left side of the table. I think that mom in the middle is the most ruthless of all of them. Are they not allowed to smile for photos? Gesù Cristo !!
  2. Yeah, I'd say in terms of "jokes:minute" ratio, VEEP & 30Rock are in a league of their own. I can't remember how/what her exact quote was, but a friend of my wife's who worked in the Bush White House and went on to write for National Review wrote, after VEEP was on for like 2 seasons at that point, "People think the Executive Branch is like 'House of Cards', but it's actually more like 'Veep'." And HBO and Netflix and papers took some iteration of that and ran with it for awhile. Then 2016 happens and truth literally becomes stranger than fiction. But csb/ I need to find our clips but it was about 2015 before our oldest was born. Tony Hale (Gary on Veep) came to the Paramount or State theater in Austin for a screening and talk (he did both Veep and Arrested Development when they had rebooted that series). And somebody we got to meet him during peak 'Veep', and he was super nice and unintentionally hilarious. And it was a relatively small audience despite the capacity of the space, I don't remember the details. But he showed these outtakes that never aired of some scenes of "Gary and Selena" in the bathroom (can't remember if it was before or after that episode aired proper on HBO). But I tried to discretely captured the clips on the screen. I think I have them on an past hard drive. But the outtakes of them cracking each other up was the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. And then he describes what becomes common knowledge later on, about how the writer's would have this running list of shit that could only be said by or about Jonah. And he prefaces the eventual reveal of the Uncle of Jonah who will go to be probably the best insulter of the whole show. Anyway, this almost a decade ago. But with no disrespect to many great comedies I've loved over the years, Curb and Veep stand alone in that they were largely improvised. Getting to hear a little of the secret sauce was a true delight. I mean "You Sentient Enema." You could give all of us twisted fucks on this board 1000 years and we'd never come up with that. Alright, I'm gonna be doing a rewatch until about 3am so somebody cancel my Friday.
  3. I think Maria genuinely thought she had everyone on board for a Charlie vote. Just a complete and total misread on her part.
  4. F250

    The Supremes

    I believe flying the flag upside down is meant for a mayday situation. Like if your boat was sinking in the middle of the Atlantic. Now it means, Trump has juicy butt cheeks and you want a slice. So if you are on a boat in distress and you fly the flag upside you won't be rescued but a plane might drop off a box of MAGA hats.
  5. Humblebrag. My proctologist told me he was impressed by my clean butthole. I've been doing this rinse method for years. Apparently a lot of people are wandering around with filthy butts according to my doctor.
  6. There's an enormous piece in the NYTimes Magazine that basically details Israel's descent into theocratic fascism. Below is the text of a separate article written simply to give a summary of the key takeaways. Shit sounds dystopian and familiar with how we're seeing the law is unequally enforced in Abbott's Texas. Here's the gift link to the full piece. If you prefer to listen to it, there's also a 1:38:25 recording that's provided near the top of the article page. Takeaways From the Times Investigation Into ‘The Unpunished’ Radical forces in Israeli society have moved from the fringes to the mainstream and put Israel’s democracy in peril. Here are the takeaways from our investigation. For decades, most Israelis have considered Palestinian terrorism the country’s biggest security concern. But there is another threat that may be even more destabilizing for Israel’s future as a democracy: Jewish terrorism and violence, and the failure to enforce the law against it. Our yearslong investigation reveals how violent factions within the Israeli settler movement, protected and sometimes abetted by the government, have come to pose a grave threat to Palestinians in the occupied territories and to the State of Israel itself. Piecing together new documents, videos and over 100 interviews, we found a government shaken by an internal war — burying reports it commissioned, neutering investigations it assigned and silencing whistle-blowers, some of them senior officials. It is a blunt account, told in some cases for the first time by Israeli officials, of how the occupation came to threaten the integrity of the country’s democracy. Settlers Pursuing a Theocratic State Have Become Lawmakers Officials told us that once fringe, sometimes criminal groups of settlers bent on pursuing a theocratic state have been allowed for decades to operate with few restraints. Since Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s coalition government came to power in 2022, elements of that faction have taken power — driving the country’s policies, including in the war in Gaza. The lawbreakers have become the law. Bezalel Smotrich, the finance minister and the official in Netanyahu’s government with oversight over the West Bank, was arrested in 2005 by the Shin Bet domestic security service for plotting road blockages to halt the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza. He was released with no charges. Itamar Ben-Gvir, Israel’s national security minister, had been convicted multiple times for supporting terrorist organizations and, in front of television cameras in 1995, vaguely threatened the life of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, who was murdered weeks later by an Israeli student. Settler Violence Has Been Protected and Abetted for Decades All West Bank settlers are in theory subject to the same military law that applies to Palestinian residents. But in practice, they are treated according to the civil law of the State of Israel, which formally applies only to territory within the state’s borders. This means that Shin Bet might probe two similar acts of terrorism in the West Bank — one committed by Jewish settlers and one committed by Palestinians — and use wholly different investigative tools. The job of investigating Jewish terrorism falls to a division of Shin Bet known commonly as the Jewish Department. But it is dwarfed both in size and prestige by the Arab Department, the division charged mostly with combating Palestinian terrorism. Jews involved in terror attacks against Arabs over the past decades have received substantial leniency, which has included reductions in prison time, anemic investigations and pardons. Most incidents of settler violence — torching vehicles, cutting down olive groves — fall under the jurisdiction of the police, who tend to ignore them. When the Jewish Department investigates more serious terrorist threats, it is often stymied from the outset, and even its successes have sometimes been undermined by judges and politicians sympathetic to the settler cause. The two-tier situation has only become worse during the past year. We scrutinized a sample of three dozen cases from the West Bank since Oct. 7 that shows how much the legal system has decayed. In cases ranging from stealing livestock to arson to violent assault, not a single suspect was charged with a crime; in one case, a settler shot a Palestinian in the stomach while an Israel Defense Forces soldier looked on, yet the police questioned the shooter for only 20 minutes and never as a criminal suspect. Ami Ayalon, the head of Shin Bet in the late 1990s, told us that government leaders “signal to the Shin Bet that if a Jew is killed, that’s terrible. If an Arab is killed, that’s not good, but it’s not the end of the world.” But Jews have also been targets of ultranationalists. Prime Minister Rabin was murdered after rabbis passed what amounted to a death sentence on him for his support of the Oslo peace process. Critics Have Been Silenced and Investigations Buried In 1981, after a group of professors in Jerusalem raised concern about possible collusion between the settlers and the authorities and illegal “private policing activity” against Palestinians in the occupied territories, Judith Karp, then Israel’s deputy attorney general for special duties, was asked to lead a committee to look into the issue. Their report found case after case of trespassing, extortion, assault and murder, even as the military authorities and the police did nothing or performed notional investigations that went nowhere. The minister of the interior at the time responded to their report with a scolding. “I understood that he wanted us to drop it,” Karp told us. Another report two decades later met a similar fate. Talia Sasson, who was tapped to draw up a legal opinion on the “unauthorized outposts,” found that in a span of just over three years, the Construction and Housing Ministry had issued dozens of illegal contracts in the West Bank. In some cases, the ministry even paid for their construction. Sasson and her Justice Ministry colleagues called the separate laws under which they saw the West Bank being administered “utterly insane.” The report had little impact, powerless against the machine in place to expand settlements. Security Officials Are Speaking Out in Alarm In the West Bank, a new generation of ultranationalists has taken an even more radical turn against the very notion of a democratic Israeli state. Their objective is to tear down Israel’s institutions and to establish “Jewish rule”: anointing a king, building a temple in place of the Jerusalem mosques sacred to Muslims worldwide, imposing a religious regime on all Jews. It was always clear, Lior Akerman, a former Shin Bet official, told us, “that those wild groups would move from bullying Arabs to damaging property and trees and eventually would murder people.” This past October, according to a classified document we saw, Maj. Gen. Yehuda Fox, the head of Israel’s Central Command responsible for the West Bank, wrote a letter to his boss, the chief of Israel’s military staff, saying that the surge of Jewish terrorism and violence carried out in revenge for the Oct. 7 attacks “could set the West Bank on fire.” Another document describes a meeting in March, when Fox wrote that since Smotrich took office, the effort to clamp down on illegal settlement construction has dwindled “to the point where it has disappeared.” Gaza has refocused the world’s attention on Israel’s long inability to address the question of Palestinian autonomy. But it is in the West Bank, in the hands of emboldened settlers, some of whom are now in power, that the corrosive effects of the occupation on both Palestinians and Israel’s rule of law are most apparent.
  7. He's worked there for thirty years, thirty years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say, "a computer took your place, daddy." That's hard times!
  8. Blackburn knows full well that people with green cards are not able to vote, but she's continuing on her constituents to be too dumb to know that.
  9. Red county DAs will likely ramp up the plea offers again, just like they did in MoCo after Ogg announced her look the other way policy in Harris Co. As I recall the MCDA made a public statement about the evils of reefer (his word choice) and offers of dismissal with a clean test disappeared overnight.
  10. If I was that bull, I would’ve fucked her.
  11. I'd like to party with all four of those gals. I bet they've got a fantastic pharmacy between them
  12. Terrifies me. I do a lot of solo sailing, and I am never on deck without a pfd and never out of the cockpit without being tethered to something. But if I went over and the boat was cruising under autopilot, I'm not sure I'd have the strength to haul myself back aboard.
  13. It's an attachment to turn your shower head to an enema for butt stuff. Regular enemas using mineral oil (instead of water) is not only more hygienic, but is also gentler and is better suited for the action to follow. My wife (no pics) is awesome and likes to get kinky lol
  14. The one on the right was born on my dad's birthday about 6 months after he passed. Heeler/rott mix. Such a great dog. Her, shortly after I got her...
  15. Early 80’s Travis High School. Teenage Al is sitting in Miss Craig’s political science class and she mentions that some of the young gentleman sitting in her class today could be interested in Carter’s same age daughter. Younger Al may have winched and shook his head, nope, not even on the mostly lonely of so many lonely nights. Her looks were rather unfortunate but so was mine. /csb /hitsclosetohome
  16. Texas Governor Pardons Daniel Perry in 2020 Black Lives Matter Protest Shooting - The New York Times (nytimes.com) Texas Governor Pardons Man in Fatal Shooting of Protester in 2020 The man, Daniel S. Perry, was convicted of killing a protester during a Black Lives Matter demonstration in Austin. Daniel S. Perry was convicted last year of killing Garrett Foster at a Black Lives Matter protest in 2020.Credit...Jay Janner/American-Statesman, via USA Today Network Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas on Thursday pardoned a man who was convicted of fatally shooting a protester during a Black Lives Matter demonstration in the summer of 2020, fulfilling a promise he made last year amid pressure from conservatives. The decision immediately followed a pardon recommendation from the state’s Board of Pardons and Paroles, whose members are appointed by the governor. Lawyers for the man, Daniel S. Perry, argued that he had acted in self-defense against the protester, who was carrying an AK-47-style rifle. Mr. Perry was sentenced to 25 years in prison in an emotional hearing last year in which prosecutors presented evidence of racist online comments he had made and said that psychological experts had found him to be “basically a loaded gun.” As the pardons board considered the case, lawyers with the Travis County district attorney, José Garza, met with the board to argue against a pardon. Under Texas law, a recommendation from the board is necessary before the governor can grant a pardon. SKIP ADVERTISEMENT “Texas has one of the strongest ‘stand your ground’ laws of self-defense that cannot be nullified by a jury or a progressive district attorney,” Mr. Abbott, a Republican, said in a statement on Thursday. “I thank the board for its thorough investigation, and I approve their pardon recommendation.” A lawyer for the family of the protester, Garrett Foster, a 28-year-old former mechanic in the U.S. Air Force, was critical of the governor’s decision. “The governor of the great state of Texas has turned the rule of law on its head,” said the lawyer, Quentin Brogdon, who represented Mr. Foster’s mother, Sheila, in a civil action related to her son’s killing that she stopped pursuing after Mr. Perry’s conviction. “It’s a fair question to ask whether the governor is doing this based on the merits of the case or based on the politics.” Read the Texas Governor’s Pardon Gov. Greg Abbott pardoned a man who was convicted of fatally shooting a protester during a Black Lives Matter demonstration in the summer of 2020, fulfilling a promise he made last year amid pressure from conservatives. Read Document 3 pages The case landed at the intersection of some of the most contentious issues facing the nation, including the protests over the killing of George Floyd, the proliferation of military-style rifles in the hands of civilians, and the legal rights of those who choose to stand their ground and open fire, rather than retreat, when they perceive themselves to be under threat. Mr. Perry was an active-duty U.S. Army sergeant on the night of July 25, 2020, when he was working as an Uber driver in downtown Austin and drove toward a crowd of demonstrators. It was there that a group of people that included Mr. Foster approached Mr. Perry’s car. Mr. Foster wore a bandanna on his face and carried an AK-47-style rifle on a strap in front of him. Mr. Perry’s lawyers said Mr. Foster had begun pointing his weapon and it was then that Mr. Perry opened fire. During the trial, prosecutors showed evidence before the shooting of Mr. Perry’s animosity toward protesters on social media. The jury reviewed video of the July 25 confrontation during their deliberations, according to an alternate juror, and considered the self-defense argument. But jurors ultimately voted to convict. Lawyers for Mr. Perry had asked for a new trial, saying that information had been improperly introduced into the deliberations by at least one juror. But the judge in the case, Cliff Brown of the 147th Criminal District Court in Travis County, ruled that those actions did not undermine the verdict. The governor used his official pardon proclamation to attack the district attorney, writing that Mr. Garza had not sought to see justice done but instead “demonstrated unethical and biased misuse of his office in prosecuting Daniel Scott Perry.” “District Attorney Garza directed the lead detective investigating Daniel Scott Perry to withhold exculpatory evidence from the grand jury considering whether to report an indictment,” Mr. Abbott wrote. An Austin police detective who had worked on the case accused Mr. Garza of withholding evidence that could have helped Mr. Perry. Mr. Garza, a Democrat, is currently facing a proceeding that could remove him from office under a new law signed by the governor aimed at limiting the discretion of local prosecutors. In a statement, Mr. Garza said that the governor and the pardons board had “made a mockery of our legal system” and that they “should be ashamed of themselves.” “They have sent a message to Garrett Foster’s family, to his partner and to our community that his life does not matter,” Mr. Garza wrote. “They have sent the message that the service of the Travis County community members who served on the grand jury and trial jury does not matter.” The governor’s pardon of Mr. Perry contrasted with his stance after the pardons board recommended a posthumous pardon for Mr. Floyd, who was killed by a police officer in Minneapolis in 2020 and had a minor drug conviction while living in Houston. The governor took no action in Mr. Floyd’s case, and months later the board rescinded its recommendation. His decision to pardon Mr. Perry lands in the midst of a new round of national unrest, this time on college campuses in opposition to Israel’s actions in the Gaza war. In Texas, Mr. Abbott has forcefully denounced the pro-Palestinian protesters who tried to take over a campus at the state’s flagship university campus in Austin and sent in state police officers to make arrests.
  17. ^^That, and on top on of all you said about the ease and inexpensiveness of a pork butt, it's great for the first cook seasoning of the smoker due to it being 65% pork fat. It's like bathing the inside of the smoker with Crisco.
  18. I'd sooner purchase a race prep high mileage Miata than a rental Telsa. (Miata talk not going away)
  19. Glad to help a brother out. Now take her antiquing.
  20. No man, just no... I owned this car (same color and model): I bought it while living at Taos Co-operative. Purchased price was one heavily used motorcycle helmet, a pack of cigarettes, 12 pack of Milwaukee's Beast. I never registered it, never insured it, and I kept a quart of oil in the trunk cause it drank the stuff. It made 2 trips to Padre and untold trips to San Marcos, and one, now infamous "ride for the shrooms". I was stolen and I didn't fix the steering column so I had to crank it like a thief. I'd hand out the "keys" without hesitation at a party for a "beer run" or whatever. Eventually, it just stopped running, and I got, I think $150 from a "tow your junk away" place. Loved that fucking ride man. Best car investment I ever made. But it was not electric nor hybrid... so... it had to go. Why do you hate 'Murica?
  21. She just got home, she was mad for about 10 seconds, and this is exactly what I told her. It isn't like I'm going to Vegas and betting it all on black It's just a speculation based on market research I have been following for a while. It's just taking money that would be sitting in savings at 2-3% and taking the chance that you can have it grow at 20-30% in a short amount of time. It will be sitting in my safe, I can get rid of it at anytime. CHIEF
  22. I'd rather have Pappy O'Daniel
  23. Yep, same. My 2017 Tundra is hopefully the last truck I'll ever buy. It's paid off, and it's the best truck I've ever owned. At some point in the future, I'd like to get a sporty little coupe to drive around town and for weekend getaways and the like. Hopefully in the next couple years there will be some plugin hybrid cars that fit the bill. Mercedes AMG has the C43, which has the type of powertrain I'm talking about...a turbo 4 with hybrid assist, 400HP, 30ish MPG and a 4 second 0-60...but it's fucking ugly. If BMW would offer a similar powertrain in an M car, I'd probably get on the waiting list for it right now.
  24. I begged Mrs. CHIEF to agree to buy five hundred 1 oz. silver Maple Leafs back in March, when silver was around $21ish an ounce. I just bought them today priced about $3k more total. I don't ever know why I ask for permission or agreement before I do shit like this. It's just easier to never tell her until she freaks out after looking at the savings account. She will be furious for about ten minutes, and then, she will be on her computer monitoring silver prices constantly. CHIEF
×
×
  • Create New...