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She had some injury issues last year and I expected her to be better this year. Hopefully next year is even better.
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Good for you. And truly, good luck. She should protect herself as well. There is risk, no matter what precautions you take, when you confront a state-organized criminal gang intent of ending the Republic and oppressing its citizens. But....those people all started out as American folks, the same as you. Make them sick to their stomachs as they go home and realize they took a club to a 60 year old woman wearing her church dress. They feel good about themselves when they can beat "rioters and thugs." When they beat someone who looks like they just left church to go to Luby's? You plant some seeds of doubt and dissent.
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Goode’s bat really did seem to come along against top pitching. Funny how consistent playing time can help that along. I doubt she jumps up to a .400 hitter next year but she’s much better than she was in her spot appearances in 2024. and with her, vivi, and Henry back we will be good defensively up the middle- which is always good for the diamond sports. Usually catcher is included, but Atwood has her physical limitations back there. I’m sure she’ll work to get better.
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I saw her pitch 4 times in the playoffs, I hope Mike lets her also bat because she really can drive that softball!!
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I'd probably agree with you 10 years ago but the civility war has been lost and its bullshit to expect one side to just sit back and take it without giving it back. Also, I don't think "Gov. Hotwheels" is an insult to disabled people in general, just that particular piece of shit. Even still, I don't do it in mixed or professional company, just here among you assholes and with my likeminded drinking buddies.
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Excellent post. And I agree with most all of it. Yes, I cringe when I see violence (I often understand it, but I see how it colors the entire narrative). I also cringe when I see people dressed in fringe outfits (no, most people do not have 20 piercings, odd hair colors, trashed-out clothes, etc.). My wife and I have both participated in protests - she has, multiple times, in DC and in Texas, including at ICE detention facilities. She wears her full clerical collar. I try to wear a suit, or at least slacks and a sportcoat. As in "we are what you think of when you think of 'accomplished and respectable people,' not just 'fringe rabble-rousers.'" And if what looks like accomplished and respectable people are standing up against this bullshit....huh, then maybe the rest of us should do so too. And hell yes on the American flag. Liberty. Freedom. Patriotism. We the people need to reclaim ALL of those things from the fascists. They don't get to scream "freedom" while they storm schools, libraries, arrest children, ban books. They don't get to scream "liberty" when they detain people for saying words the regime doesn't like. They don't get to call themselves "patriots" when they stand against every patriotic value, every right, every principle that make this country great (or had a chance at doing so). WE DO.
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People need to stop sleeping on her because she played at a 3A school. She’s legit
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On today's Coffee & Football, Mike White said one of the more interesting things I've ever heard stated by a coach in any sport. In talking about how he's mellowed out and isn't as much a stickler for every detail as he once was, he noted (paraphrasing here), "Guys need to play good to feel good. Girls need to feel good to play good." What a perfect way to describe it. The difference in demeanor of male vs. female participants in most team sports has always been clear, but I'd never really thought about it being "hard-wired." Now that I reflect on it, I realize that even in high-pressure situations, the best softball and volleyball seem to be played when girls don't appear to take things all that seriously. Not sure if this "rule" applies as much to basketball, in which all the top women's coaches (including Vic) seem to spend most of every game screaming about something and subbing girls out quickly following mistakes. Of course, the physical nature and flow of basketball dictate far more of a moment-by-moment coaching approach than is true of softball or even volleyball. But even in basketball girls rarely get as visibly upset when they screw up or are sent to the bench. Maybe there's just way less ego involved.
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I once ate lunch at a table next to Al Pacino's at the Cafe Pontalba on Jackson Square in New Orleans. He was very polite to the waitstaff. I once ate dinner at a table next to Sandra Bullock at her restaurant, Bess. She had a big table for her family and my wife and I were at a 2-top right next to it. My slightly tipsy wife tried to take a picture of her by pretending she was taking a picture of me with Sandra's table in the background. The staff came by and discreetly and politely asked her to knock it off.
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Probably because they want the parents to describe the PJs? My cousin and I "found" a toddler once in Port A. We got to our rental late, get unpacked and get the house set up because everyone else is arriving the next day, and go to bed. My cousin comes in my room and wakes me up at like 2:00 AM because she thinks she hears a baby crying right outside. We go out, and sure enough there's a little toddler wandering around all by itself crying. My cousin ran down and tried to console him and I called 911, then went walking around the general area hoping I'd run into someone frantically looking for their kid. Didn't find anyone, but did see a house with the front door wide open. I hung out and waited for the cop to show up, because no way was I walking up to a strange house with an open front door at 2:00 AM. Cop arrives and I explain what's going on. He calls for backup, because he's not walking into that house either. Backup finally arrives, and they go bang on the door frame "Hello! Anyone home? Police department!" They finally roust the family and mom freaks out crying and comes running down to get the kid. No one got in trouble, but of course the cops had to search the house, etc. One of the cops was taking my statement for the report and told me this happens more often than you'd think. Families come down and don't think about babyproofing their rental. Kid wakes up in an unfamiliar environment, gets up and starts walking around looking for mom and dad, and ends up walking outside and gets turned around and can't find their way back home.
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I really liked it. It's a very faithful adaptation of the story, and like you, when I read the story I couldn't imagine it as a feature film. But it's surprisingly feel-good, considering the first act, and has tons of great cameos. I don't think I've seen Mia Sara in anything since Ferris Bueller and she was great here. If you're a Flanagan fan, and a Stephen King fan, I'd definitely see it in a theater.
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This is why I keep coming back here. I attempted to talk to Jenna Bush in 2001 on the way to Dallas for Tx/OU. Her sorority charter bus made the same pit stop as the group I was traveling with. I was promptly greeted by her Secret Service detail who was even further unamused when I tried to offer them a beer.
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I read today that we are going "all in" on Addisen Fisher out of UCLA on the Reddit College Softball transfer portal thread 2.59 ERA in 113.2 IP, 16-2 in 32 appearances (16 starts), 1 save, 100 strikeouts to 41 walks • NFCA Freshman of the Year Top 10 List (2025) • Big Ten All-Freshman Team (2025) • NFCA All-West Region First Team (2025) • Big Ten Freshman of the Week (March 31, 2025) • D1Softball First Team Freshman All-American (2025) Might be hard to pull her away from Oregon if they want to go after the home state girl, but Mike may still have some connections to get that done. Her youth is interesting, since our pitching staff next year is SR Citlaly (if she stays), JR Kavan, SO Salmon, FR Wells.
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https://www.wired.com/story/what-tear-gas-does-to-the-human-body/ https://archive.is/HRjBT As protesters in Los Angeles clashed with law enforcement this weekend over the Trump administration’s immigration raids, police employed military-style tactics, including using tear gas, flash grenades, and pepper-spray projectiles on demonstrators. In one instance, Lauren Tomasi, a reporter with Australia’s 9News, was shot with a rubber bullet fired by law enforcement during a live broadcast. Though not explicitly designed to kill, these so-called “less-lethal” weapons can cause serious health effects—and, in some cases, lasting harm. The use of these weapons can result in respiratory problems, head injuries, and even death. In the United States, police force of all types results in 75,000 nonfatal injuries requiring hospital treatment and 600 to 1,100 deaths every year, according to the Law Enforcement Epidemiology Project at the University of Illinois Chicago. The types of health effects and injuries can vary depending on the weapon being used. Tear gas and pepper spray, types of chemical irritants, can cause tearing, pain, and burning of the eyes, skin irritation, sore throat, sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. Tear gas usually refers to 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile (agent CS) or chloroacetophenone (agent CN), which work by activating pain receptors in the eyes, nose, mouth, and lungs. Pepper spray is highly concentrated pepper oil, oleoresin capsicum (agent OC), which produces a powerful burning sensation. “The short-term effects are immediate and severe,” says Diane Calello, executive and medical director of the New Jersey Poison Center and a professor at the Rutgers New Jersey Medical School. In some cases, people can experience respiratory distress, difficulty breathing, and asthma-like symptoms. Long-term effects are less common but can include asthma, wheezing, loss of vision, and even nerve or brain damage, Calello says. These problems can occur if people are exposed to a large amount of these chemicals or they are sprayed in a closed space. People who smoke or have existing respiratory asthma are at higher risk of developing health problems from exposure to these chemicals, as are children. Because these agents are heavier than air, they linger close to the ground, meaning children can be exposed to higher levels. A 2014 study by the US military has also found that exposure to tear gas and pepper spray make people vulnerable to respiratory infections in the week following exposure compared with the week before exposure. Army recruits exposed to CS tear gas just once during basic training had a much higher likelihood of developing respiratory illnesses such as viral illnesses like influenza, pneumonia, or bronchitis. That study and others led the American Thoracic Society in 2020 to call for a moratorium on the use of tear gas and other chemical agents during racial justice protests. One worry was that their use could increase the chances of getting sick with Covid-19. “The science used to justify the use of tear gas is outdated,” says Sven-Eric Jordt, an associate professor of anesthesiology, pharmacology, and cancer biology at Duke University School of Medicine who helped author the American Thoracic Society recommendations. Much of the research into the health effects of exposure to tear gas and other chemical agents is based on military research that was conducted in the 1950s, ’60s, and ’70s on young, healthy men. He says those studies do not address the potential health effects on a broader civilian population. They also don't take into account more advanced launching technologies developed in recent years that allow for the deployment of much higher amounts of tear gas over longer distances. In some cases, the effects of these agents are not due to the chemicals themselves. “People can be injured when in contact with the canisters used to disperse the gas, and this can include blunt trauma or burn injuries,” Calello says. In Los Angeles, federal agents reportedly fired hard plastic pepper balls, also known as pepper spray projectiles, at protesters. Injuries can also occur from blunt-tipped rubber bullets. Their name is a bit misleading, says Rohini Haar, an emergency physician and medical adviser at Physicians for Human Rights, considering many rubber bullets are actually made of hard plastic or foam and some even have a metal core. “They're not less lethal if they're used lethally,” says Haar, who is also an adjunct professor of epidemiology at UC Berkeley. “There are many, many instances of them causing death, and there's also a lot of trauma that can be caused, even if they don't penetrate the skin.” The biggest concern comes if these projectiles hit the neck or face, especially the eyes. There have been cases of rubber bullets causing blindness, traumatic brain injury, and disfigurement, and less seriously, broken bones in other areas of the body. A 2017 study by Haar and her colleagues found that around 3 percent of people hit by rubber bullets died from the resulting injury, while 15 percent of the 1,984 people studied were permanently injured. A 2020 analysis released by Physicians for Human Rights and coauthored by Haar found that at least 115 people suffered head injuries when law enforcement officers shot them with rubber and plastic bullets during the first two months of US protests in response to the police killing of George Floyd. In 2020, the American Academy of Ophthalmology called on domestic law enforcement officials to end the use of rubber bullets and similar projectiles to control or disperse crowds of protesters. If you are exposed to tear gas or pepper spray, experts recommend getting away as quickly as possible, finding higher ground, and covering your mouth and nose. When it’s possible, remove contaminated clothing and wash with copious amounts of soap and water. If experiencing severe symptoms, seek medical attention immediately. If you plan to attend a protest, consider wearing closed-toe shoes and long sleeves. Eye protection and N95 face masks can also help lessen exposure.
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And after sex, for some reason, the woman becomes very bashful. She pulls the covers up to her neck, and then when she gets out of bed she takes the comforter with her, wrapped around about 98% of her body.
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My daughter just finished a semester of herpetology at Texas St. She says it is a Great Plains Rat Snake. Apparently, the dark band across the nose is the telltale sign. 9 out of 10 snakes we see around here are Rat Snakes of one variety or another. Pretty safe guess whenever a snek shows itself. My best friend's wife sent me the picture and asked if it was a good snek or bad. I told her it was good so she picked it up and carried it across the road and released it in a pasture. He would have put on a hazmat suit and welding gloves before he would have touched it😄.
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If there is one book on that list I'd skip, it might be Insomnia. I mean, it's fine, other than the fact that it is LONG AF. And yes, the tires are directly into the last section of the Dark Tower w. the Crimson King, and the kid. But man. It really just didn't add all that much, honestly, imo. Hearts of Atlantis is the opposite, it's a solid read and obviously directly ties into things from a character perspective.
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Looking like the stormy part is breaking up but we my still get a decent rain in NB. I'm not mad about the storms missing us since my boy is at nature camp and they're supposed to be kayaking today. I told my wife to mention the weather to them when she dropped him off.... "I'm sure they know" was her reply. Sigh... A lot of people don' t pay attention to the weather, which is why you see those videos if idiots stuck out on the lake during a thunderstorm.
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Danny Davito fucked my dad’s wife (his first one- not my mom) while he was married to her. Old man claimed she was the hottest woman in every room, so that’s more or less definitive proof celebrity makes up for everything. That’s all I’ve got for famous people.
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So you can't make her come twice? Weird humblebrag.
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I've watched both mini-series, and read the book. Read the book. It's not that it's that different...it's really all the shit you miss. One of my favorite chapters in the book with when The Judge confronts the man in black in crow form on the road. Doesn't exist in either mini-series that I remember. This is about to be a movie, right? Jumping in here just to expand my Surly threads I check portfolio. I went on a mission before my son was born to read all of the Dark Tower and Dark Tower connected books. I can't find the website I followed, but it was some version of this, with some more things added in. I know I also read Bag of Bones as part of the series, and Jerusalem's Lot. IT was also part of my Dark Tower reading list, as well, and The Mist. I skipped the Stand both times, as I'd read the uncut and remembered it well in Junior High, but everything else I read except I think Rose Madder. It was a fun exercise, although have to admit I'm one of the posters that sort of sides with the concept that Stephen King has unparalleled world building and concept guy, but doesn't quite always close his narratives in a satisfying way. Of the stuff above, I actually really enjoyed the double Desperation/Regulators novels, and count me as a guy who loved The Talisman and Black House. Maybe because I think Straub really brings something to the prose, I dunno. I haven't read much since I had my son, and I'm trying to force my way back into what used to be a couple books a month habit now, and I've waded back in with some easy shit, lots of Nelson Demille's John Corey books, some Dean Koontz, but the first book back was Firestarter, which was a solid little fun Stephen King read, for anyone who hasn't. From the looks of this thread, I really need to read (maybe watch too?) the 11/22/63 book. And I'm pretty motherfucking excited for Life of Chuck. Mike Flannagan is a motherfucking movie and TV witch, and I am excited to see him dig his teeth into the dark tower considering he pretty much only hits home runs, in my estimation.
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Nolan Ryan and his wife came into the shitty little cafe/diner I worked at in high school. No one realized who it was except me, and I watched as he grabbed two menus himself and went to sit at an 6 top table just him and her. I wasn't a server but used my guile and cunning (begged my server friend to let me take their drink order) to chat with him for a few seconds. I really wanted him to put me in a headlock and pretend to punch me in the face so I could get my own photo version of what happened to Robin Ventura, but that seemed an odd request. Can confirm he is a good tipper and not an asshole.
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You know what? I'd rather eat dinner with an "illegal" than a racist MAGA asshole. One is only trying to survive. The other pledges fealty to a sociopathic narcissist felon who's doing everything he can to wreck this country.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
closetojumping replied to El Moco's topic in Football
We’re going here now? I served Lady Bird multiple times at Pappasito’s and Earl and his wife once as well. Lady Bird was a regular and her SS guys were very nice. -
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atomheartbevo replied to Baboontyme's topic in Movies and TV
And she started her own family and her oldest is about to start high school!
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