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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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5 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what the fuck is wrong with graveman walking so many dudes?

Very worrisome 

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This team is so fundamentally unsound.

You’re approaching the cabowabo level of bitchassness

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You’re approaching the cabowabo level of bitchassness

I think it's impossible to make that happen

Winning is more fun than losing. Just keep taking 2 of 3 and it don't matter what the M's and A's do. Tired of paying them any mind.

Good series win!

20 games to go. 17-3 finish needed to get 100 so looking like that streak is over 

But let’s sweep Texas and Arizona and get that down to 10-3 needed and see what happens

 

Kept up with none of the Astros all weekend while on my trip other than looking at the game logs... what happened to uncle mike?  

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Kept up with none of the Astros all weekend while on my trip other than looking at the game logs... what happened to uncle mike?  

Tweaked his knee. Supposedly not serious but with the Astros, do you ever really know for sure? 

win the division, avoid the wild card game. stay healthy. activate playoff mode <<<< this is all that matters at this time

I’ll give you stay healthy, activate playoff mode 

but we’re not not winning the West.

goal should be finishing with same or better record as chisox (we have tiebreaker)

I’ll give you stay healthy, activate playoff mode 
but we’re not not winning the West.
goal should be finishing with same or better record as chisox (we have tiebreaker)

Huh?
44 minutes ago, gurt said:


Huh?

We’re winning the west but probably not going to catch Tampa (6 back with 20 games to play)

Get the 2 seed over Chicago to host a game 5 in the LDS if necessary

 

 

 

The core of this team knows how to win on the road in the playoffs 

not saying they don’t.

more of an indictment on Chicago.

we swept a 4 game set from them at home this season, they are under .500 on the road this season. And have the best home record in the majors

would prefer a possible 3rd game in Houston vs Chicago.

You always want to bat last if you can 

10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

We’re winning the west but probably not going to catch Tampa (6 back with 20 games to play)

Get the 2 seed over Chicago to host a game 5 in the LDS if necessary

 

 

 

ah, gotcha.  I thought you were saying we weren't winning the West

1 hour ago, gurt said:

ah, gotcha.  I thought you were saying we weren't winning the West

 the "not not" that almost got me as well

Fuck this shit

 

If you want to get your dander up today, read the Andy Martino article linked in the tweet

 

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Odorizzi is going pitch angry tonight and have a quality start. 

39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Odorizzi is going pitch angry tonight and have a quality start. 


All part the plan 

Edited by tx 3 putt

I wonder if Dusty will troll Odorizzi and pull him after 64 pitches, or 1 short whatever caused his ire last time. 

15 minutes ago, YChang said:

I wonder if Dusty will troll Odorizzi and pull him after 64 pitches, or 1 short whatever caused his ire last time. 

 

let him throw 150 tonight

With this big lead, Dusty will stretch him out and see what he can handle it. 

When you're annoyed about getting home late because you missed at least an inning, then you turn on the tv and it's 5-0 Good Guys because Arlington are a bunch of Minor League shitbirds...  Ahhhh, that's nice...

Hammerin Yordan

7 sec hangtime is fucking outrageous

Just now, Scraps said:

7 sec hangtime is fucking outrageous

 

that's HoF punter material there 

fucking oddorizi !!!!!!!!

he's not even limping 

Edited by tx 3 putt

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

They should pull Odor after 4-2/3rds.

Or 32 pitches.

Just put him on the 60 day IL

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