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At the end of football season and the dust clears and it is determined who will be the head football coach at Texas. This thread should be submitted to Ken Burns who will undoubtedly turn it into a six-part, 12-hour docuseries on PBS. It will of course be narrated by Peter Coyote.

Hollywood's biggest stars will voice the most notable posters in the thread as Burns pieces together this incredible piece of history in his usual first-class style.  The background music will naturally be provided by the numerous songs that were cited by posters of this memorizing story. Here are just some of the names that will voice the posts.

Clair Danes as Nicole44.

Tom Hanks as BurntEyes.

Jeff Daniels as WinningIsHard

Paul Giamatti as immamac

Many Patinkin as David Dennison.

 

Funding for this monumental project will be provided by The Better Angels Society and of course Luby's Restaurant Corporation.

 

 

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55 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s all starting to make sense now. We went ful circle from McRibs right back to Golden’s Arch. 

 

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4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I mean???? This wins a natty ? Maybe or they film a Netflix documentary about it and Coach O gets a public access show where he visits restaurants. 
 

or we opt for a shooting star. Freeman. Someone without baggage who outcoached KIRBY far less talent on the field. Someone who is respected. Someone who will bring back real pride to Texas. Someone who will get the buy in of the team and change the culture. 
 

or we could roll with crazy train of Kiffin. Sark and if PK BUT if PK wants out bring in a disgraced Belichick and his girlfriend and Austin will be lit as a mofo. And we will have a dynasty. A corrupt one but multiple MNCs. 
 

so people either get on board with this corrupt team of badasses or fuck off defending sark with any seriousness at this point.

Kiffin doesn’t believe in doing a traditional spring game so the chances are slim for him to win a championship, and with sark and belichik running NFL styles offseasons, that staff might not win a game. 
 

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6 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

At the end of football season and the dust clears and it is determined who will be the head football coach at Texas. This thread should be submitted to Ken Burns who will undoubtedly turn it into a six-part, 12-hour docuseries on PBS. It will of course be narrated by Peter Coyote.

Hollywood's biggest stars will voice the most notable posters in the thread as Burns pieces together this incredible piece of history in his usual first-class style.  The background music will naturally be provided by the numerous songs that were cited by posters of this memorizing story. Here are just some of the names that will voice the posts.

Clair Danes as Nicole44.

Tom Hanks as BurntEyes.

Jeff Daniels as WinningIsHard

Paul Giamatti as immamac

Many Patinkin as David Dennison.

 

Funding for this monumental project will be provided by The Better Angels Society and of course Luby's Restaurant Corporation.

 

 

Mike Tyson as Skipper

 

inagine mikes voice saying “Trey had some nfl players” or “this is only year 5 of the rebuild “

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