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58 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Just got back from my school district's spelling bee.  40 students dressed professionally and to impress; one aggy dressed his or her kid in a 12th man football  jersey.

Are you sure that wasn't the official A&M entrant?

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Poor aggy:
Originally agricultural branch of hated Big Bro University
Dropped "agricultural" from name in favor of "A&M" and adopted "university"
Ran away from our conference, dared us to play them
Declined offer to play with open dates on their schedule
Now dropping "A&M" from their unis
Will they be dropping the maroon uniforms next?

It would have been easier for them just to buy TEXAS gear like we do. I don't begrudge non-alumni wearing the orange.

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

This can't be good for Texas. 

Not for anyone in favor of progressive offenses and playing by the rules.

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy has already started scrubbing the a&m from their baseball unis

shewmake_story.jpg 

UT will make shaggybevo change their name but they let these bumpkins get away with this??

4 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Poor aggy:
Originally agricultural branch of hated Big Bro University
Dropped "agricultural" from name in favor of "A&M" and adopted "university"
Ran away from our conference, dared us to play them
Declined offer to play with open dates on their schedule
Now dropping "A&M" from their unis
Will they be dropping the maroon uniforms next?

It would have been easier for them just to buy TEXAS gear like we do. I don't begrudge non-alumni wearing the orange.

BE the hell out of tu.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Hitler youth actually achieved something, hiwever horrific it was.

Yeah but aggy takes them in fanaticism and delusion.

There are several other categories that come to mind where aggy overachieve also in horrific fashion.

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

did he or she win, or run out of letters in the correct order? 

Got four words correct and four wrong.

4 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Since he was brought up, why not, always makes me chuckle...

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RC and aggy made the perfect goober couple.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Got four words correct and four wrong.

50 average? Honors college.

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I thought in a spelling bee you were out when you missed one.

think typical aggy conference record

27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Got four words correct and four wrong.

The historical mean of aggie competition records.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

did he or she win, or run out of letters in the correct order? 

He lost, but cheered and hollered when the kid who was born in Birmingham successfully spelled the last word.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

did he or she win, or run out of letters in the correct order? 

I'm sure he "won every recess" at school.

I'm sure he "won every recess" at school.

Against the special needs kids. Whenever any of his classmates invited him to play, he adamantly refused, claiming that he already asked them to play, but they were too scared. He runs that recess.  

 

1 hour ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Put it on the wall!

But spell check it first.

1 hour ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Put it on the wall!

 

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"Just got back from my school district's spelling bee.  40 students dressed professionally and to impress; one aggy dressed his or her kid in a 12th man football  jersey."

Did he want to buy a vowel?

57 minutes ago, ABSR said:

But spell check it first.

Spel. Chick?  Why is thet

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Poor aggy:

Originally agricultural branch of hated Big Bro University

Dropped "agricultural" from name in favor of "A&M" and adopted "university"

Ran away from our conference, dared us to play them

Declined offer to play with open dates on their schedule

Now dropping "A&M" from their unis

Will they be dropping the maroon uniforms next?

It would have been easier for them just to buy TEXAS gear like we do. I don't begrudge non-alumni wearing the orange.

Originally?

 

Still are. TODAY.

 

 

 

Pretty sure the spelling kid's mom still constantly brags to her friends about that one time 8 years ago he lasted longer than the Indian kid in his class.  

1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Pretty sure the spelling kid's mom still constantly brags to her friends about that one time 8 years ago he lasted longer than the Indian kid in his class.  

I bet she brags about how smart the kids are to whom hers lost and that the boss’s kid (who won the bee at his school) would get killed in a spell-off with her genius.

Actually, I have a transcript from the spelling bee:

 

moderator: Spell "baseball"

aggy: Baseball. b...a...s...e..C! SEC!...dammit

moderator: sit down

5 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

SEC spelling beez just mean moar. 

If it's not SEC, can you really even call it a bee?

17 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

UT will make shaggybevo change their name but they let these bumpkins get away with this??

Why?  It's just like the uniforms that say Michigan Spartans, Florida Seminoles, Mississippi Bulldogs, Arizona Sun Devils, and Oklahoma Cowboys.  Normal...

The funny thing is if you ask Tech to put Texas Red Raiders or TCU to put Texas Horned Frogs on their uniforms they'd rather punch a baby seal.  

I am constantly amazed they have not attempted to get Texas State to change their name so they can "gobble it up". Like your mom does to me every night.

Since he was brought up, why not, always makes me chuckle...
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This pic always reminds me of some gay friends who post FB pics of their 80s themed party on whichever gay cruise they happen to be on.

NTTAWWT
10 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Four correct words:

sheep

gloryhole

buttsex

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Yup. Four wrong were:

  • Alabama
  • LSU
  • Georgia
  • Auburn

Kid barely got Arkansas but the panel accepted 'Arkysaw.'

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17 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Texas A&M is a school that never wins anything but never doubts it's about to.

aggy reminds me of something a cynical Brazilian told me once:

"My country will always have a bright future..."

On 1/14/2019 at 1:39 PM, PencilPusher said:

Wish I would have filmed my aggy neighbor's attempt to back his boat into his driveway this weekend. I had to wait 10 minutes while our resident genius tried to maneuver a relatively average size pontoon fishing boat into a 3 car wide driveway. In addition, his truck (an F-150) clearly did not have the requisite level of torque as we kept hearing the back wheels spin while trying to simply move the boat up the 6 inch grade difference between the street elevation and driveway. After about 10 minutes, the guy finally moved it enough to let me pass. My 15 year old daughter was with me (no pics) and was throwing some serious shade at the dude. My only response was sometimes the aggy jokes write themselves. 

When we came back from dinner, the truck and boat were parked on the side of the street. Somehow, he got it in the driveway over the weekend, but he must have done it at 3 in the morning to avoid further embarrassment. 

It often takes me 2 tries to back my boat into my storage unit, but I’ve got way less than 1 foot on either side of the 9’ doorway... and I try to cheat it within 1-2 inches on one side to give me more clearance on the other side.

All done in broad daylight, I might add. 

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It often takes me 2 tries to back my boat into my storage unit, but I’ve got way less than 1 foot on either side of the 9’ doorway... and I try to cheat it within 1-2 inches on one side to give me more clearance on the other side.
All done in broad daylight, I might add. 
Think of your secratary
On 1/16/2019 at 12:11 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Just got back from my school district's spelling bee.  40 students dressed professionally and to impress; one aggy dressed his or her kid in a 12th man football  jersey.

Given the vaunted aggy network, a 12th man jersey is the "professional attire" his mom and dad wore to their job interviews.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Yup. Four wrong were:

  • Alabama
  • LSU
  • Georgia
  • Auburn

Kid barely got Arkansas but the panel accepted 'Arkysaw.'

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They were wrong because the kid spelled them all the same.

daddy

2 hours ago, sushihorn said:

aggy reminds me of something a cynical Brazilian told me once:

"My country will always have a bright future..."

Well, duh ... equator bro.

My son once explained to an out of state friend that the ATM stickers on the backs of cars and trucks denoted that the owner attended the State of Texas' institution of higher special education.   I must have done at least one thing right in raising him.

20 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

My son once explained to an out of state friend that the ATM stickers on the backs of cars and trucks denoted that the owner attended the State of Texas' institution of higher special education.   I must have done at least one thing right in raising him.

 Special education indeed 

21 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"Just got back from my school district's spelling bee.  40 students dressed professionally and to impress; one aggy dressed his or her kid in a 12th man football  jersey."

Did he want to buy a vowel?

Was bankrupt before he got there...

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