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12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Most people on this planet are borderline retarded. Social media just confirms it and makes it widely known.

Speaking of that...Instead of looking for the remote yourself, you text your husband and then make a status and tagging him in to see where the remote is...

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Speaking of that...Instead of looking for the remote yourself, you text your husband and then make a status and tagging him in to see where the remote is...

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I hope omar appreciates how lucky he is. 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I chuckle at these dudes gassing up these women every single day on social media (which is what they want). No, a woman with 3 kids with 3 baby daddies is not a grand prize. But this is what these women think over time after their brain is warped. Fucking them is fine. But to settle down with someone like this? Lulz. I did my share of fucking these types. But the woman I am dating now has no kids, own place and a good job. I will always gravitate towards that when it comes time for a serious relationship.

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She needs to "catch" up on her housecleaning.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I chuckle at these dudes gassing up these women every single day on social media (which is what they want). No, a woman with 3 kids with 3 baby daddies is not a grand prize. But this is what these women think over time after their brain is warped. Fucking them is fine. But to settle down with someone like this? Lulz. I did my share of fucking these types. But the woman I am dating now has no kids, own place and a good job. I will always gravitate towards that when it comes time for a serious relationship.

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Vic you dolt she's a catch because she's got steady work as an imperial tie fighter pilot

1 hour ago, retsevlys said:

She needs to "catch" up on her housecleaning.

but she’s the catch!

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

but she’s the catch!

Maybe this goes in the Trivial Things that make me Surly but WTF.  You pose for a picture that you obviously want the world to see.  The mirror you're standing in front of has lint or some shit all over it.  There's clutter fucking everywhere, and you've got dirty socks on the floor in clear view.  All the while claiming she's a catch. Catch me ousside.

 

 

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Maybe this goes in the Trivial Things that make me Surly but WTF.  You pose for a picture that you obviously want the world to see.  The mirror you're standing in front of has lint or some shit all over it.  There's clutter fucking everywhere, and you've got dirty socks on the floor in clear view.  All the while claiming she's a catch. Catch me ousside.
 
 
You have to know her audience. Low hanging fruit dudes who don't give a shit about that stuff. They just look at her. She could have dogshit on her floor and they wouldn't care

Miracles.  Connection. Alignment. 

 

That is my destiny.

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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:
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What is this? Hall monitor badge or something?

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Suck my own dick!!! Cause she so fine I would suck her daddies dick..

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That's just legit fucking terrifying. 

On 8/3/2019 at 2:12 PM, cactusflinthead said:

 

That's a cute doggie.

On 8/2/2019 at 5:51 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


Play dumb.


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