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On 10/4/2019 at 9:47 AM, Speedtrucker said:

I fear for the rest of the audience when Justin goes to see Joker

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I didn't enjoy writing tickets - But you didn't know

I cried when I found your daughter lying in a ditch, high on meth - But you didn't know

I was devastated when I found the 32 year old veteran dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound - But you didn't know

I missed my kids birthdays, school plays and family trips because I had to work - But you didn't know

I had nightmares about the 2 year old I found crushed under a truck tire while mom was inside buying dope - But you didn't know

I really struggled with EVERY death notification I made to a family about their loved one - But you didn't know

I was never comfortable at social gatherings because with the things I've seen, I can't trust anyone - But you didn't know

I've seen things you could never even imagine - But you didn't know

I really didn't like putting people in jail - But you didn't know

My job was hard on my family - But you didn't know

I had problems, just like everyone else - But you didn't know

I thought Whiskey & Jesus were the only two that understood me - But you didn't know

The next time you see an officer, or any first responder, remember that they are people first and there is no training in the world that prepares them for the things they see and do on a daily basis. SUPPORT THE BLUE.

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1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Get another fucking job then.

well we all know you’d shoot your dick off if you ever tried to go into law enforcement. 

On 10/5/2019 at 10:42 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Someone drops ~150k on champagne and they’re being nickeled and dimed on a small Pellegrino bottle for $8?  Annoying the person signing that tab could be a costly mistake. Maybe just let the $10 or less items be free.

On ‎10‎/‎5‎/‎2019 at 2:50 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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I wonder what he majored in at Berkeley?

On 10/6/2019 at 2:15 AM, Vic Mackey said:

I didn't enjoy writing tickets - But you didn't know

I cried when I found your daughter lying in a ditch, high on meth - But you didn't know

I was devastated when I found the 32 year old veteran dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound - But you didn't know

I missed my kids birthdays, school plays and family trips because I had to work - But you didn't know

I had nightmares about the 2 year old I found crushed under a truck tire while mom was inside buying dope - But you didn't know

I really struggled with EVERY death notification I made to a family about their loved one - But you didn't know

I was never comfortable at social gatherings because with the things I've seen, I can't trust anyone - But you didn't know

I've seen things you could never even imagine - But you didn't know

I really didn't like putting people in jail - But you didn't know

My job was hard on my family - But you didn't know

I had problems, just like everyone else - But you didn't know

I thought Whiskey & Jesus were the only two that understood me - But you didn't know

The next time you see an officer, or any first responder, remember that they are people first and there is no training in the world that prepares them for the things they see and do on a daily basis. SUPPORT THE BLUE.

70526773_10218647105756145_9171864306550

 

I was discombobulated when while distracted by Sex Cop's dick pics I ventured into the wrong apartment and shot a man who was enjoying a bowl of ice cream upon his own fucking sofa. But you didn't kn.... oh wait.

I played in the Kemp’s, Kidd’s and Pippen’s. Scottie’s were by far the most comfortable. 

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2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I played in the Kemp’s, Kidd’s and Pippen’s. Scottie’s were by far the most comfortable. 

Pippens were awesome. Had them growing up. Even went back in like 2006 and bought another pair to hoop in. Over time though the air bubble gave out and all the air leaked out and they were useless after that. Lasted about 8 years with a lot of wear and tear. The Hardaways always looked sleek but I never had those.

8 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

i dont get it

Joe’s legs don’t work. 

23 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Joe’s legs don’t work. 

yeah but cripples can have vehicle modified so they can drive.  so that’s out.  what’s else could be wrong...

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pippens were awesome. Had them growing up. Even went back in like 2006 and bought another pair to hoop in. Over time though the air bubble gave out and all the air leaked out and they were useless after that. Lasted about 8 years with a lot of wear and tear. The Hardaways always looked sleek but I never had those.

Yeah, my first pair lasted 1 full season and a year of outdoor pickup.   Comfortable as shit.   Wish I’d gotten another pair.  But yeah, when that bubble goes they’re beyond worthless 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pippens were awesome. Had them growing up. Even went back in like 2006 and bought another pair to hoop in. Over time though the air bubble gave out and all the air leaked out and they were useless after that. Lasted about 8 years with a lot of wear and tear. The Hardaways always looked sleek but I never had those.

you wore the same sneakers for 8 years?  how poor were you?

37 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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It can also increase your odds of getting attacked by a giant rodent.

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