April 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said: . They did make one change. Put a hole in the top of the cap cause dumbasses kept sucking on the cap and getting down their windpipe.
April 13, 20241 yr On 4/11/2024 at 6:20 PM, Hate said: Those chili cheese burritos were really fucking good. I hate Taco Bell’s current menu. On 4/11/2024 at 7:42 PM, Mez2 said: You can still ask for them Taco Bell items just the same 10 or so ingredients packaged differently. Prove me wrong.
April 13, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: . I'm kind of a pen snob just because of the way I write and how large my hands are. But Jerry Seinfeld gave this interview years ago and was talking about how he just uses a legal pad and cheap BIC pen to write. Same way, same pens for his 40 year career. And they still send him a case every year on his birthday for the plug. So I thought I'd give 'em another shot since grad school. Buy a box from Office Depot, take 'em home. Every fucking one of them was lemon, no ink in the tubes. Obviously a manufacturing anomaly. But they still make a good product otherwise after all these years. /csb
April 14, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: . I don't think giving some girl an airline toilet blumpkin is a "quickie".
April 14, 20241 yr Taco Bell items just the same 10 or so ingredients packaged differently. Prove me wrong. A pig’s only one, but fuck it’s delicious.
April 14, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: . I think my wife would be doen for it. If not for how we’re both germaphobes. told this story before but years ago flying out to the Bay Area. I almost never piss on a flight but that’s a 3.5 haul. Had to take a leak. And door was unlocked and I saw two dudes doing a combo of 1 and 4 but it involved one guy snorting a line of blow of the other’s erection. I shut the door and went back to my seat. They regain their composure (presumably) and walk past me and look mortified. I smiled and said “all good fellas.” They sent me drinks the rest of the flight and would like back and smile. Saw ‘em at luggage Carousel later and we had a laugh. Told ‘em I’d never say anything to the airline or the authorities but they need to know I’m telling this story to friends for the rest of my life. /csb. Edited April 14, 20241 yr by YGIFS
April 14, 20241 yr 50 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said: I hope that you were still able to enjoy your birthday, @BERT Best bday EVER!!
April 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said: (holds out dish) "Pour some Sugar on Me!" -No, you fucking twat! It'll make the flan too sweet. Damn morons!
April 15, 20241 yr On 4/12/2024 at 8:18 PM, BearSchlong said: Or my daughter’s sorority sisters. Bound and determined not to be that guy. I can be that guy.
April 15, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: Corn on the cob and deviled eggs it was nice knowing you.
April 15, 20241 yr 18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: You can take 1,2,3,7 and I wouldn't ask for anything in return. Baked beans are disgusting no matter who made them. The others can be good, but most of the time aren't.
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