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People who walk with no purpose are the fucking worst. Not to mention, groups of people who take up the entire walk path. GTFO
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:
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People who walk with no purpose are the fucking worst. Not to mention, groups of people who take up the entire walk path. GTFO

Go to a grocery store and I don’t even understand how it’s comfortable to move so slow.  It’s like I’m doing a wall sit behind these people. 

Go to a grocery store and I don’t even understand how it’s comfortable to move so slow.  It’s like I’m doing a wall sit behind these people. 

I told an older lady that she could block the maximum amount of traffic if she turned her basket the last 15 degrees so that it was completely perpendicular in the aisle. She looked puzzled.
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

@immamac can we get a vomit emoji around here parts?

 

Yeah, especially for the posts talking about cunnilingus! 

Ew Sickening GIF by Gerbert!

9 hours ago, deft said:


I told an older lady that she could block the maximum amount of traffic if she turned her basket the last 15 degrees so that it was completely perpendicular in the aisle. She looked puzzled.

I have to exercise extreme self-control to not run over people who cross streets, and especially parking lots, at anything less than a 90* angle. 
My wife is really bad about it, and not to exercise favoritism she’s been in my crosshairs a time or two. 

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I have to exercise extreme self-control to not run over people who cross streets, and especially parking lots, at anything less than a 90* angle. 
My wife is really bad about it, and not to exercise favoritism she’s been in my crosshairs a time or two. 
Haha I say this constantly. No idea how people cross the parking lots walking as slow as can be at an angle. Oblivious to anything around them. They are already walking slowly and are now taking the slowest possible angle.

I’d bet that’s dudes name is either Ricky, or Stuart. 

16 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Contra bottom left

I beat that one plenty of times.

 

 

 

but only with 30 lives code

32 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I played Mike Tyson, what are the other three?  

bottom right is TMNT

16 minutes ago, SWCFROG said:

joker no GIF

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't get a blow job?

On 3/7/2025 at 1:07 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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As far as passwords go, here's an easy fix for EVERY website out there.

When you cant recall the password, under or over the box simple put "Remember, your password must have one capital, one number, and a character" or "Remember, your PW must be between 8-14 characters long" 

That info alone tells me what my PW is. 

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