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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That chair ain’t gon make it 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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There's some lucky lady out there who will get this as her very own.

That motherfucker needs some lotion.

He’s ashy as shit.

44 minutes ago, EE2B said:

That motherfucker needs some lotion.

He’s ashy as shit.

Looks like he may have fallen in a fire as well, wanted to get ‘really’ ashy 

2 hours ago, retsevlys said:

Asian seafood place near me.

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I'm failing to understand what's dumbass about 30 delicious pieces of fried catfish.  I mean, I guess it's a joke involving an asian place and the word cat, but everyone knows what they mean, and catfish is freaking delicious, so delicious trumps dumb.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm failing to understand what's dumbass about 30 delicious pieces of fried catfish.  I mean, I guess it's a joke involving an asian place and the word cat, but everyone knows what they mean, and catfish is freaking delicious, so delicious trumps dumb.

Fair enough, but it got a chuckle out of me and we don't have a lol or Facebook chuckle thread.

33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Those shoes aren’t long for this world

21 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Those shoes aren’t long for this world

Their only chance is that the diabetes takes the legs before they go.

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Those shoes aren’t long for this world

Neither is that porch...

4 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Those shoes aren’t long for this world

Neither are those feet.

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I hope Santa brought Laura some condoms if she has a kid for all them stockings.
I believe Brisket would like to have a word with Mr. Petty.

Brisket is a fake rapper who is an enemy of Mr. Petty?

Maybe it’s about the cock stew? Brisket is probably gonna tell him the right way to make it.

Posted by a friend of a friend. The gas station/Whataburger combo in question is located in Mt Enterprise (in case you’re asking for a friend):

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I remember these days

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Box of cassette tapes was even worse.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Box of cassette tapes was even worse.

8 tracks tapes a heyo... Bunch of clunky freaking things.

What about using the tape deck adapter for your portable CD player? And the little spring loaded tray to keep the CD player from skipping?? Baller.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

8 tracks tapes a heyo... Bunch of clunky freaking things.

Man, my older brother didn't just have an 8-track, he had an 8-track recorder. We used to drive around for hours and hours with Frank Zappa on an endless loop. For Kingsville, Texas, that was some high culture, let me tell you.

14 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Man, my older brother didn't just have an 8-track, he had an 8-track recorder. We used to drive around for hours and hours with Frank Zappa on an endless loop. For Kingsville, Texas, that was some high culture, let me tell you.

Holy cow... I hate to admit it but I still have an 8-track recorder in my garage LOL. Lord forgive me but for some reason I just can't turn it loose. I also still have about 600 eight-track tapes the take up boxes and boxes and boxes in the garage and Shop. God bless you Kingsville Texas is my daddy's old stomping grounds. Texas a&i not freaking A&M graduate. Thank God he was not alive to see A&M take over that University. I hate to think of what he would have done.

What’s the naked ass to the side?

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Hence the 'wut'. No idea what's going on lol
32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
40 minutes ago, tbone_ said:
What’s the naked ass to the side?

Hence the 'wut'. No idea what's going on lol

I told the b****, you best get me my money...

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