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4 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

What a bitch.

If a man did this and inserted a woman's weight in place of his height, so many woman would have a fit. I find the contradictions funny when it comes to this.

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On 5/6/2019 at 6:44 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Does anyone ever respond to his posts besides himself? It looks super disturbing.

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1 minute ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Does anyone ever respond to his posts besides himself? It looks super disturbing.

Very rarely. I have to imagine many people have hid his feed. 

2 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Does anyone ever respond to his posts besides himself? It looks super disturbing.

But each one of his responses is a different voice in his head.

I don't have anything to add at the moment I just wanted to say I've missed you guys and I'm glad I found the forum again. 🤘

3 minutes ago, lockport said:

I don't have anything to add at the moment I just wanted to say I've missed you guys and I'm glad I found the forum again. 🤘

Were you lost and wandering the desert?

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Were you lost and wandering the desert?

Haha no, it has just taken me this long to say 'I wonder what happened to the shag' and do some investigating. Now if I can just get my dang avatar to upload...

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If this guy gets anywhere near a high school it better be on lockdown.

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This right here. The tamale lady is always welcome.
9 hours ago, lockport said:

Haha no, it has just taken me this long to say 'I wonder what happened to the shag' and do some investigating. Now if I can just get my dang avatar to upload...

Go away.

7 hours ago, tbone_ said:


This right here. The tamale lady is always welcome.

Yeah, that's definitely not dumbass shit. 

10 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Go away.

Thanks for the warm welcome!

Justin Weiss Smith should write greetings cards. 

"Birthdays are a false concept and you're unimportant.  Nobody cares and all the women on this rotten continent are as idiotic as they are materialistic.  They're disease packets that don't understand value and ironically the only time I can escape the disgusting darkness of this nightmare called life is when I'm asleep.  I took a shit in a Starbucks this morning and didn't flush because fuck hipster douche bags and corporate zombies like you.  Happy Birthday?  No!  Your death is the only thing I'll celebrate when I vomit on your grave.  I bought a sword on E-bay and it's a piece of shit because nobody respects or strives for true art or meaning anymore.  Your carcass will eventually be filled with death worms and I'm the only one who saw you this way during your entire, pathetic life.  Happy Birthday." 

Justin just needs to cheer himself up with a new bedroom TV and some Budweiser.  #NUMMMSTALKINBOUTSMAINN

8 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Justin just needs to cheer himself up with a new bedroom TV and some Budweiser.  #NUMMMSTALKINBOUTSMAINN

He's cheering himself up by making a wallet out of some girls face.  

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

He's cheering himself up by making a wallet out of some girls face.  

Human skin wallets are boring Austin hipster bullshit.  

55 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Justin Weiss Smith should write greetings cards. 

"Birthdays are a false concept and you're unimportant.  Nobody cares and all the women on this rotten continent are as idiotic as they are materialistic.  They're disease packets that don't understand value and ironically the only time I can escape the disgusting darkness of this nightmare called life is when I'm asleep.  I took a shit in a Starbucks this morning and didn't flush because fuck hipster douche bags and corporate zombies like you.  Happy Birthday?  No!  Your death is the only thing I'll celebrate when I vomit on your grave.  I bought a sword on E-bay and it's a piece of shit because nobody respects or strives for true art or meaning anymore.  Your carcass will eventually be filled with death worms and I'm the only one who saw you this way during your entire, pathetic life.  Happy Birthday." 

I wonder how long it's been since this poor bastard has gotten laid.  Hell, he might still be a virgin. 

$5,000 seems a bit steep.  Maybe $20 considering the level of "talent" he's renting.

But no doubt dude is awesome af.


"Birthdays are a false concept and you're unimportant.  Nobody cares and all the women on this rotten continent are as idiotic as they are materialistic.  They're disease packets that don't understand value and ironically the only time I can escape the disgusting darkness of this nightmare called life is when I'm asleep.  I took a shit in a Starbucks this morning and didn't flush because fuck hipster douche bags and corporate zombies like you.  Happy Birthday?  No!  Your death is the only thing I'll celebrate when I vomit on your grave.  I bought a sword on E-bay and it's a piece of shit because nobody respects or strives for true art or meaning anymore.  Your carcass will eventually be filled with death worms and I'm the only one who saw you this way during your entire, pathetic life. 

Eat Arby’s ." 


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Looks like it came right from the twitters of nihilist arbys
2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Justin Weiss Smith should write greetings cards. 

"Birthdays are a false concept and you're unimportant.  Nobody cares and all the women on this rotten continent are as idiotic as they are materialistic.  They're disease packets that don't understand value and ironically the only time I can escape the disgusting darkness of this nightmare called life is when I'm asleep.  I took a shit in a Starbucks this morning and didn't flush because fuck hipster douche bags and corporate zombies like you.  Happy Birthday?  No!  Your death is the only thing I'll celebrate when I vomit on your grave.  I bought a sword on E-bay and it's a piece of shit because nobody respects or strives for true art or meaning anymore.  Your carcass will eventually be filled with death worms and I'm the only one who saw you this way during your entire, pathetic life.  Happy Birthday." 

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Any chance we can get a picture of Justin Weiss Smith?
I need to know when I seen him.
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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

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