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7 hours ago, WBT said:

f offdays

some of my buddies( and family) know I watch most of the games and give me all kinds of shit like fake "honey-do lists" when the Astros don't play.

Fuck you people.   Give me my beloved baseball heroes, and pain, dammit!!!

LFG!!!( tomorrow)

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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Neris has better WAR, WHIP, K/9, BB/9, FIP, xFIP, while their HR/9 and xERA are very close. Dusty has overused Neris in the 1st half, a lot of it having to do with Pressly's early season injuries. Just because it was good to see Pressly hitting 95, doesn't mean I want him as a closer.

Neris' percentage of appearances are pretty much the same as last season

Quite the test coming up. . With the injuries, quality of opponents, how we’ve been playing, 6 out the 9 on the road, I’d be happy with 4-5 in this stretch. Anything better would be a bonus. 

f the mets.  Never forget.

30 minutes ago, WBT said:

f the mets.  Never forget.

My first sports heartbreak came in 1986. Fuck the Mets forever. 

53 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Quite the test coming up. . With the injuries, quality of opponents, how we’ve been playing, 6 out the 9 on the road, I’d be happy with 4-5 in this stretch. Anything better would be a bonus. 

9-0

17 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

My first sports heartbreak came in 1986. Fuck the Mets forever. 

Same. I was 9. ‘86 was such a great season and that was such a fun Astros team.

I hated the Mets too. But I actually liked Strawberry - he was just awesome to watch and holy shit did he have HOF talent (he was on a clear HOF track before the years of addiction caught up to him).

And I hated Gary Carter, but then he got cancer and died pretty young, and turns out he wasn’t a bad guy. And I hated Keith Hernandez, but then a few years later he was on some damn good Seinfeld episodes, so I kinda started liking him. So my hatred for the Mets took a big hit.

But Lenny Dykstra - fuck that guy now and forever.

86 was my first baseball heartbreak but the Astros did it to me. 
I was 8 living in the Bay Area. Was a big Giants fan from before I could remember and they’d always sucked. 86 was the best giants team of my lifetime and the Astros ended them, and did it with a no hitter and that damn cheating Mike Scott with his black and decker out on the mound. 

negged for impugning scottie

If you can believe it, 1980 was a bigger heartbreak for Astros fans old enough to recall it clearly. And I was. The 1986 loss to the Mets was a tiny bit easier to take. Now, had it gone seven games and Scott somehow lost, it would be on par with the home collapse six years prior. 

But hey, enough ancient history. Let's limp in here and kick their collective tails. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

86 was my first baseball heartbreak but the Astros did it to me. 
I was 8 living in the Bay Area. Was a big Giants fan from before I could remember and they’d always sucked. 86 was the best giants team of my lifetime and the Astros ended them, and did it with a no hitter and that damn cheating Mike Scott with his black and decker out on the mound. 

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16 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you can believe it, 1980 was a bigger heartbreak for Astros fans old enough to recall it clearly. And I was. The 1986 loss to the Mets was a tiny bit easier to take. Now, had it gone seven games and Scott somehow lost, it would be on par with the home collapse six years prior. 

But hey, enough ancient history. Let's limp in here and kick their collective tails. 

Yes sir

3 hours ago, WBT said:

f the mets.  Never forget.


I hate the 86 Mets but Doc was cool 

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you can believe it, 1980 was a bigger heartbreak for Astros fans old enough to recall it clearly. And I was. The 1986 loss to the Mets was a tiny bit easier to take. Now, had it gone seven games and Scott somehow lost, it would be on par with the home collapse six years prior. 

But hey, enough ancient history. Let's limp in here and kick their collective tails. 


that 1980 pitching staff was damn legit !!!

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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that capped 3 nights of Astros greatness !!!!

 

RiP HSE !!!

Home Sports Entertainment, the best team on TV!  H-S-E!

Hopefully we have some 86 Astors throwing out the first pitch the next couple of days 

 

Charlie Kerfield !

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Home Sports Entertainment, the best team on TV!  H-S-E!


channel 37 in Victoria 

Early in the popularity contest but:



Actually shocked Yordan is ahead of Ohtani
4 minutes ago, Scraps said:


Actually shocked Yordan is ahead of Ohtani

 

MLB will fix that 

Good to see the pop-up king is still batting third. Most teams put their best hitter third. Dusty is smarter than everyone else.

I like Yordan/Tucker in 4/5 over moving Tucker to 3

and you’re right, dusty and the staff do know more about baseball than you 

Hit Yordan third and let Tucker bat cleanup.  Bregman doesn't need to be getting more at bats than Yordan.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Might as well have Altuve bat third. Slide Dubon to leadoff and drop Bregman to seventh.  

I think Altuve is better at #2 

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I’m not sure if meyers is ready. Lot of strikeouts in 13/44 SO 

 

Odo getting two starts with Sugarland 

 

As long as the top 5 includes Altuve, Brantley, Bregman, Alvarez and Tucker, I don’t actually care that much about the order. But I also think that Bregman will come out of his funk any time now.

Meyers looked lost at the plate on Saturday in Round Rock.  His at bats were not pretty.  I don't think he's ready right now.

24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Meyers looked lost at the plate on Saturday in Round Rock.  His at bats were not pretty.  I don't think he's ready right now.


Ive read the same reports, he’s not ready 

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I was there

 

watched on tv with my family, remember jumping around just like scott on that last out

49 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Options on Meyers? I assume he was already in the 60 day IL. 

He has options remaining, yes. But someone will have to come off the 40 man regardless.

2 hours ago, dr99 said:

Good to see the pop-up king is still batting third. Most teams put their best hitter third. Dusty is smarter than everyone else.

Hey… it’s not just anyone who can win a home run derby in a grain silo.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

watched on tv with my family, remember jumping around just like scott on that last out

My mother worked for Dresser Industries (merged with Halliburton in the late 90s) and her division had corporate club seats in the Dome for years. I went to many Astros games back then because most of those sales nerds didn't give a shit about the Stros but they all knew that Ruth in HR had a son who was a diehard Astros fan so they were cool with having me around while they got drunk. Mike Scott flirted with a no-no multiple times that year and that month, and it seemed like it was only a question of when and not if he'd get one that season. I got out of school that day (10th grade year at Lamar HS) and was surprised to see my mom come home really early from work (if the internet had existed, I surely would've been watching some porn) and say "hey, I got Stros tickets, let's goooo" and we booked it from our house in Montrose over to the Dome. It was a day game start and by the time we got to our seats it was the third inning and the first thing I remember looking at on the scoreboard what that zero under the Giants hit column. I kept my eye on it all game long because I knew there was a good chance he'd get it and the Astros would clinch.

What a fun game to attend, and the exuberance over the division championship was nuts. Today's young generation of Astros fans have no idea how lucky they are. 

He has options remaining, yes. But someone will have to come off the 40 man regardless.
Like the dingleberry we just signed last week that we had zero reason for signing lol
4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

My mother worked for Dresser Industries (merged with Halliburton in the late 90s) and her division had corporate club seats in the Dome for years. I went to many Astros games back then because most of those sales nerds didn't give a shit about the Stros but they all knew that Ruth in HR had a son who was a diehard Astros fan so they were cool with having me around while they got drunk. Mike Scott flirted with a no-no multiple times that year and that month, and it seemed like it was only a question of when and not if he'd get one that season. I got out of school that day (10th grade year at Lamar HS) and was surprised to see my mom come home really early from work (if the internet had existed, I surely would've been watching some porn) and say "hey, I got Stros tickets, let's goooo" and we booked it from our house in Montrose over to the Dome. It was a day game start and by the time we got to our seats it was the third inning and the first thing I remember looking at on the scoreboard what that zero under the Giants hit column. I kept my eye on it all game long because I knew there was a good chance he'd get it and the Astros would clinch.

What a fun game to attend, and the exuberance over the division championship was nuts. Today's young generation of Astros fans have no idea how lucky they are. 

Nah… we’re the lucky ones.  We’ve seen every playoff run, JR, Nolan, Scott, Cheo, two homegrown career Astro HOF’ers, etc.  Plus we got the Dome.  

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Nah… we’re the lucky ones.  We’ve seen every playoff run, JR, Nolan, Scott, Cheo, two homegrown career Astro HOF’ers, etc.  Plus we got the Dome.  

That is a great point. 

Fun fact: Mike Scott was the 1986 NLCS MVP.

That would never happen today. 

Looks like we’re getting the Eric Gregg memorial “outside corner” tonight.

14 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Fun fact: Mike Scott was the 1986 NLCS MVP.

That would never happen today. 

2017 ALCS MVP Justin Verlander begs to differ. 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

2017 ALCS MVP Justin Verlander begs to differ. 

????

Verlander's Astros won that series. Can't say the same for Scott.

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3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

????

I retract my comment.  I read it as a pitcher wouldn’t win today, but you are correct.  A player from the losing team would never win today.

Another fuckin ball hit in that alley. Either extend crawford boxes 50 ft or pull the ball fuckers

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