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7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yuli just swung at a pitch that was in santa monica

Speaking of shitty numbers against a pitcher: 2 for 13 with 8 Ks for Yuli vs Ohtani

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Holy shit when the shift doesn’t work…. On 3 straight balls put in play…it’s infuriating 

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Just keep it at 3 and we gonna win
There goes that idea

Abreu and Maton are in a nice competition for biggest bullpen fucktard

Holy shit when the shift doesn’t work…. On 3 straight balls put in play…it’s infuriating 
Well yeah when you throw dumb pitches it doesn't help. Dude has to realize the situation and he is typically clueless

At least, the Third ball up the middle that was just off the glove 

 

fuck 

 

angels either strike out or have hard hit balls through the middle today

Night fellas . This one just got stupid. Good grief Abreu . Sun rises toMorrow.


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Pena has had an outstanding game today also lol

Just now, Scraps said:

Pena has had an outstanding game today also lol

Cherry on top 

Ump giving Stanek lip on the hand check or what.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This game is uglier than Koopa’s prom date.

We at sauced down katella right now. 
bout to hit up lazy dog cuz this place closing 

One can only hope and pray to get a hit off of the immortal Reid Detmers tonight.  7:07 central start?  That seems odd.

They are "helping" us out on getaway day.  We will only get in at like 4am now instead of 5am.  

Joke it isn't a day game 

81% has to be about as bad as it gets for strike accuracy.

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14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

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My favorite CB experience is Tp of the 4th- Ohtani to Tucker 2-0 count ball is called a strike.  Then, immediately afterwards Ohtani throws Tucker a pitch way inside the strike zone and it's called a ball.  It immediately becomes clear that he has literally zero idea and is just flat out guessing.   

37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My favorite CB experience is Tp of the 4th- Ohtani to Tucker 2-0 count ball is called a strike.  Then, immediately afterwards Ohtani throws Tucker a pitch way inside the strike zone and it's called a ball.  It immediately becomes clear that he has literally zero idea and is just flat out guessing.   

To be fair, the filth Ohtani was slinging would have been hard for even Jeremie Rehak to consistently get right.

 

but yeah, Bucknor is just bad… although somehow Andy Fletcher is worse

https://umpscorecards.com/single_umpire/?name=Andy Fletcher

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Our old boy Jake with an Astros worthy TOOTBLAN

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

They are "helping" us out on getaway day.  We will only get in at like 4am now instead of 5am.  

Joke it isn't a day game 


no shit, it should be a 1pm local time game 

They are "helping" us out on getaway day.  We will only get in at like 4am now instead of 5am.  
Joke it isn't a day game 

It’s almost like the mlb has a vendetta against us [emoji6]. I’m sure it’s a simple oversight on their part.

Lock down a 4-2 and get home. 3-0 finish would be nice 

And get healthy 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Good bogusevic insight here …
 

impossible

In other ex-Astros news Springer skipping the AS game 

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other ex-Astros news Springer skipping the AS game 


pro move. His team is under performing and in a dog fight for a wild card spot 

the price on benitendi is supposedly dropping. astros and the yankees are the only two mlb teams 100% vaccinated 

I want someone who hits the ball out of the yard in LF damn it.
don’t know who that is. 
still say we’d be better off just playing Yordan there and adding a DH that can drop bombs.  

Dad gum there is just nothing out there bat wise. It’s like Cruz, bennitendi and Bell and that’s it bat wise. 
at least for walk year guys. 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dad gum there is just nothing out there bat wise. It’s like Cruz, bennitendi and Bell and that’s it bat wise. 
at least for walk year guys. 

 

has to be a locker room guy too 

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dad gum there is just nothing out there bat wise. It’s like Cruz, bennitendi and Bell and that’s it bat wise. 
at least for walk year guys. 

Cruz?  Is there some other Cruz in MLB that I'm missing here? He's way too old at this point, maybe 3-4 years ago when he first left Seattle but now is a do not want.

Benintendi is mostly meh so for me it's Bell or bust as far as trying to trade for offense this year.

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