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It has to be tough facing JV and Framber back to back. Totally different pitchers. One is all fly outs, the other all ground outs. 

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That’s not a fucking hit. 

Neither was the one Peña made a throwing error in the first

I think i am gonna have to go to JVs Cooperstown induction.

This motherfucker is a machine

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I think i am gonna have to go to JVs Cooperstown induction.

This motherfucker is a machine

Agreed except that his career is going to outlast the lives of half of us on here 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think i am gonna have to go to JVs Cooperstown induction.

This motherfucker is a machine

Speaking of a motherfucking machine…

Edited by UTexasFight

Dented that sumbeech.

 

Choo-choo motherfucker.

Hammerin Yordan!

When do we put him on single season team record watch?

Just now, WBT said:

Hammerin Yordan!

When do we put him on single season team record watch?

I suppose now since we are past 100 games.

on pace for 48, one ahead of baggy’s franchise mark 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think i am gonna have to go to JVs Cooperstown induction.

This motherfucker is a machine

You'll be attending posthumously?

 

Yordan with a one-dot-one OPS. Blowing away the field. Incredible given that Judge has 10 more homers, 

Edited by TonyTexas

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think i am gonna have to go to JVs Cooperstown induction.

This motherfucker is a machine


I’ll be there ………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

……..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

as Kate Upton’s second husband 

JV is going to tell them to slow down and save some for his next start. 

Passan and Rosenthal reporting deal almost done to send Castillo to Mariners. At least keeps him from Yankees

Y’all keep talking shit about Dubon 

Edited by tx 3 putt

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Writing in my will that my son brings my urn to cooperstown 

 

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These dudes are all afraid they are going to be replaced with new players by Tuesday.

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Passan and Rosenthal reporting deal almost done to send Castillo to Mariners. At least keeps him from Yankees

Yes please

done with the M’s after this weekend so won’t have to face him 

 

Y'all keep talking shit about Dubon

Y’all keep taking bat boy shit about Dubon.

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Passan and Rosenthal reporting deal almost done to send Castillo to Mariners. At least keeps him from Yankees


done 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Yordan “stealing” an MVP from Judge 5 years after Altuve is going to be so, so sweet.

Fuck Lurch

7 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Passan and Rosenthal reporting deal almost done to send Castillo to Mariners. At least keeps him from Yankees

That is excellent news.

Yordan “stealing” an MVP from Judge 5 years after Altuve is going to be so, so sweet.
Well that ain't happening unless Judge gets hurt
 
Lmao. Mariners on tilt. They ain't winning shit but we keep blasting their "ace" so send the farm!

Btw the Astros have agreed to a deal with their 19th round draft pick. The 18th rounder is a HSer going to Arizona st and I highly doubt they sign. So all systems should be focused on the trade deadline.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
Yordan “stealing” an MVP from Judge 5 years after Altuve is going to be so, so sweet.

Well that ain't happening unless Judge gets hurt


o.o% chance 

Yordan signed that contract and decided to take it up a notch

Edited by tx 3 putt

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Based on results this month, the Mariners would 0-162 if they played the Astros every game of the year.

I think they're forfeiting right now.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That's a big haul for 1.5 seasons. I wonder if Kelenic was off limits or Cincy didn't rate him highly

Edited by rvm96

This Seattle dude loves calling our Left Center where the visitor bullpen is "garage doors" he has said it at least 3 different times now

Also its not dylan moore...its another moore in their system

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

That's a big haul for 1.5 seasons. I wonder if Kelenic was off limits or Cincy didn't rate him highly


got to end that dry spell and get a wildcard spot 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


got to end that dry spell and get a wildcard spot 

Yep. Give them credit for making a big move to attempt to end the longest playoff drought in the majors. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Also in for Yordans HOF induction

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