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3 hours ago, nnm said:

Unfortunately, that's true of just about anything on social media, or these days, in traditional media as well.

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  • Jasper_Jester
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    That's funny, I've always thought the "Tell me about ...." threads were about Texas fans shit talking specifically about the subject school and not a thread on the Texas board for the fans of that sub

  • Keep ‘em coming - the Yormark and McGuire memes and vids - not only are they well deserved, most of them are hilarious. 🤣   Now that the Tech/UT series is officially over - or at least pause

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Does Tech still think they are badass after watching Oregon get their shit pushed in?

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Frauds

I posted this earlier but I'm proud of it and going to post it again

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1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

Does Tech still think they are badass after watching Oregon get their shit pushed in?

Yeah we were a competent offense away from getting our shit pushed in by Indiana like everyone else it's a great feeling

3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

I posted this earlier but I'm proud of it and going to post it again

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What's the excuse for not making the playoff now that the depth of the SEC has been exposed as more or less completely fraudulent? I'll jack off hang up and listen.

16 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

What's the excuse for not making the playoff now that the depth of the SEC has been exposed as more or less completely fraudulent? I'll jack off hang up and listen.

I'm not here to defend the honor of the SEC, but anyone trying to draw conclusions about conference depth from the results of non-playoff games in this day and age really isn't paying attention.

As for the playoffs, all the SEC losses have been to the two finalists or to another SEC team, so I see no shame there.

49 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

What's the excuse for not making the playoff now that the depth of the SEC has been exposed as more or less completely fraudulent? I'll jack off hang up and listen.

By sucking shit in three of our games.

But we did win a post season game against a P4 opponent. Sure one where their head coach went to jail after being fired for weird sex stuff...but we'll take it

36 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not here to defend the honor of the SEC, but anyone trying to draw conclusions about conference depth from the results of non-playoff games in this day and age really isn't paying attention.

As for the playoffs, all the SEC losses have been to the two finalists or to another SEC team, so I see no shame there.

It ain't that serious man take a breather

5 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

It ain't that serious man take a breather

That's pretty funny coming from the author of this:

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

What's the excuse for not making the playoff now that the depth of the SEC has been exposed as more or less completely fraudulent? I'll jack off hang up and listen.

Oregon allowed 90 points in its last 3 games. You're damned right putting up zero is frustrating, maddening, & disappointing. Things are being done to prevent that from happening again.

Tech gave up 4 turnovers, allowed 2 conversions on 4th down special teams( not against the straight up D,) had a missed FGA, and Oregon still only scored 23 points. That part was badass for the defense who never had Oregon's offense under the pressure of "having to score."

The defense was one of the best squads ever assembled, especially the front 7. The offense had some weak links that were identified early on in the season if you were paying attention. There is shit talking and banter which is fine; but some of the apparent tacks y'all are suggesting are, "hey have you burned your Tech gear yet?" or " Hey, what's you new cap gonna be?" and then we are like, "WTF are these guys talking about? Evidently JunkMister G thinks we are seeking his approval." Not so much.

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8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's pretty funny coming from the author of this:

I'M PLAYING BRO.

I said like 900 times that Texas deserved to be in god damn

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

The defense was one of the best squads ever assembled, especially the front 7.

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This year's Miami team can give Tech fans a preview of what they can do with a great defense and an above average QB. Maybe that's Sorsby.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

This year's Miami team can give Tech fans a preview of what they can do with a great defense and an above average QB. Maybe that's Sorsby.

They have looked like us defensively but yeah with a competent QB and probably a better OC. I will be interested to see what Leftwich can do with a QB that can A) move, B) move at the right time in the right direction, C) probably isn't nearly as panicky as Morton.

If he can't improve our output (the redzone TD% was a huge red flag all season) with that and probably a better OL then cya

On 1/2/2026 at 10:55 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

if dillingham had a benefactor asu would be a powerhouse

He seems like the kind of coach that will either find one himself or get his staff to actively find someone to underwrite the program by “stroking a check” every year. His honesty on the money situation was refreshing and funny at the same time.

15 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

What's the excuse for not making the playoff now that the depth of the SEC has been exposed as more or less completely fraudulent? I'll jack off hang up and listen.

The only schools in the playoff Tech could have beaten were James Madison and Tulane. Maybe aggy.

Texas didn't beat 12 of them.

So the fuck what?

Oregon defense gave up 90 points in three playoff games...and pitched a shutout.

17 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Texas didn't beat 12 of them.

So the fuck what?

Actually, we beat two of them….

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How many points did TT score against the same defense that gave up 56 points?

Have a cheezit and a smile.

All these shitty teams in the POs...

And Texas couldn't make it. All the resources. All the right coaches. All the right conferences. Oops

Damned shame.

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21 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Actually, we beat two of them….

Playoff scoreboard doesn't show Texas for the 25-26 season...weird. They should be there right? Wut? Didn't make it, so all you can do is talk shit?

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We scored the same amount of points in the playoffs as Tech without participating. Sad.

25 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We scored the same amount of points in the playoffs as Tech without participating. Sad.

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43 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Tech was probably just beat up from their schedule.

Early flight out of Lubbock and changing planes in Dallas and all that?

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oregon defense gave up 90 points in three playoff games...and pitched a shutout.

Not certain that anyone said Tech’s offense was anything other than average. Their defense was legit all year. Hard to win playoff games though when your offense puts up a goose egg and your head coach is a JAG. I am not sold on Sorsby being the answer to their offensive issues, but at least they recognize that QB play hurt them more than it helped. I would’ve targeted Leavitt and made him refuse an offer that no other school would match. Tech will be really good again next year, but all it takes is one injury to derail the whole season.

18 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

What's the excuse for not making the playoff now that the depth of the SEC has been exposed as more or less completely fraudulent? I'll jack off hang up and listen.

Don’t know why you’re being chirpy about this. Everyone was pissed at our coach. We lost to a team we shouldn’t have and we lost to a team we knew would be a challenge.

If we had played Abilene Christian instead of Ohio State, we would have been in the playoffs. We beat two playoff teams. You? Who was your best win?

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

All these shitty teams in the POs...

And Texas couldn't make it. All the resources. All the right coaches. All the right conferences. Oops

Damned shame.

What was Tech’s best win?

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Don’t know why you’re being chirpy about this. Everyone was pissed at our coach. We lost to a team we shouldn’t have and we lost to a team we knew would be a challenge.

If we had played Abilene Christian instead of Ohio State, we would have been in the playoffs. We beat two playoff teams. You? Who was your best win?

If frogs had wings, their ass wouldn't hit the ground when they jump.

I didn't start the shit talking. I apologize for responding to it...I guess.

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25 minutes ago, Iceman said:

If frogs had wings, their ass wouldn't hit the ground when they jump.

I didn't start the shit talking. I apologize for responding to it...I guess.

I don’t understand why y’all do this. Most of us have no issue with Tech. Tech and Iowa State are my preferred Big 12 teams.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

What was Tech’s best win?

Come on, you know they beat BYU twice, and they had magic underwear. How many teams with magic underwear did UT beat, huh?

4 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Come on, you know they beat BYU twice, and they had magic underwear. How many teams with magic underwear did UT beat, huh?

Texas beat a bunch of SEC hillbillies with no underwear.

18 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Come on, you know they beat BYU twice, and they had magic underwear. How many teams with magic underwear did UT beat, huh?

I’m having flashbacks of them pulling those magic undies over our heads and hobbling all over us.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t understand why y’all do this. Most of us have no issue with Tech. Tech and Iowa State are my preferred Big 12 teams.

I dislike them ever since I was in their stadium and after “make’em eat shit” the drunk hayseed tech fan row in front of me turned around and said “I’ll make you eat shit.” As the holder of the high ground I was feeling pretty Kenobi and said let’s see it, pussy didn’t really want it. Also because of ‘08 though, fuck those guys.

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