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2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Past.

The miracle of Vince Young overcoming Mack Brown and Greg Davis happened. Don't say "never."
( but you're mostly right.)

Actually a very fair point.

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4 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Every year Tech holds on to High School Joey is another year they won't be contending for a natty as far as I'm concerned...

….and that’s OK!

7 hours ago, Iceman said:

Not spending X on a certain piece of the puzzle doesn't mean Texas doesn't have the money.

nil money is uncapped

$5 million on Sorsby is a choice..

4 hours ago, Iceman said:

The miracle of Vince Young overcoming Mack Brown and Greg Davis happened. Don't say "never."
( but you're mostly right.)

Wake us up when the next Vince Young walks on to campus in Lubbock.

8 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Wake us up when you make a good post

Wake us up when you don’t have to drive home to your mammas house while Tech plays in their most important game ever

3 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Sometimes you have to see up close what it takes to compete in the CFP and we got a lesson. Oregon got a similar lesson last year and we can only hope that we learn from it as well as they seem to have.

Oregon's been getting that lesson for about 10 years now. And my guess is Indiana will prove that the lesson didnt stick last year either.

57 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

They call him Broadway Brendan

Try Hards

Tech with money:

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The Time Square furry version of the Matador gotta be creepy af.

It's all over the top and a bit insane.

If it's gonna be someone, might as well be on someone else's dime.

First squad ever to spend money. Wreck Em!!!

On 1/3/2026 at 7:37 AM, SydneyCarton said:

There’s no problem with lambos. Those are owned by Michael Huff and a car dealership that does a deal with players. There is a problem with ”skirting the rules” in regards to Cody Campbell setting up a thousand LLC’s so he can pay players 100 dollars less than the legal limit that requires the ncaa clearinghouse to review the NIL deal and determine if it’s valid, from a thousand different entities.

On 1/3/2026 at 9:36 AM, Iceman said:

Yet the only cocksuckers publicizing this allegation are posters on this board. Holy fuck y'all can keep a secret!!!

Let's clear up some basic stuff here.

1) Nothing is being "publicized" because nothing is being done illegally. There's no there, there. Guys like Sydney and the rest of us can not like it, and it is an exploitation of a loophole in the current constructs of NIL compliance, but there's nothing to be done. Texas boosters have examined the same path and, while it still might be of use, found more straightforward ways to get players involved with NIL and businesses.

2) The only "cocksuckers" involved here are Cody Campbell, for being the biggest deceitful hypocrite this side of Alabama and LSU fans, in this whole charade, and you, for being the biggest whiny bitch on this board when anyone deigns to level criticism at your beloved shithole school and athletic program. You cannot have a genuine discussion when it comes to Tech and anything that might involve a critical dialogue. InsideTheRedRaiders is due west of here, about a 300 mile boring ass drive away on the Internet, and you can find a whole bunch of people like you, replete with the same room temperature IQ and insecurities about your weak pseudo-academic institution and try-hard athletic program.

Hope that helps.

Y'all so smart and all, self annointed and all.

Fuck you.

Again.

"loophole" "skirting the rules" etc, etc means y'all upset that others ain't following the rules y'all want to set, but can't, l'est you exclude yourselves.

Keep saying it. Maybe it will stick. "Money will be our barrier to entry... Wait!!!"

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I have posted openly and honestly about Tech across multiple sports. I'm not the one spouting accusations or personal shots.
@closetojumping

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11 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Y'all so smart and all, self annointed and all.

Fuck you.

Again.

"loophole" "skirting the rules" etc, etc means y'all upset that others ain't following the rules y'all want to set, but can't, l'est you exclude yourselves.

Keep saying it. Maybe it will stick. "Money will be our barrier to entry... Wait!!!"

Score a point in the playoffs before talking shit puta. Cody Campbell is a loud mouth turd

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Score a point in the playoffs before talking shit puta. Cody Campbell is a loud mouth turd

None of this is false. However, i didn't start shit with anyone.

Agitators agitate. and Longhorn insiders think they is elite, and there you go.

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7 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Offensively they should have gone in harder on the offensive line, perhaps at wide receiver as well, and obviously we needed a different QB.

So...basically replace the entire offense?

I guess RB and TE were ok.

32 minutes ago, Iceman said:

None of this is false. However, i didn't start shit with anyone.

Agitators agitate. and Longhorn insiders think they is elite, and there you go.

I don't think Texas is elite. I don't spend any time worrying about that, whether with brand, history, academics, NIL, you name it. Those are givens. No one from UT spends a second questioning any of that. You come from a psychological place of insecurity about your school and athletics, so of course you're going to assume that fans of other schools do as well, which is understandable, but I wanted to clear that up for you.

I also don't have a problem with Tech being a player due to their billionaires helping on NIL. I come to this thread to see if there's any news about Tech I might have missed; how they might be embarrassing themselves in some new way; and to witness the Tech posters pulling the bookshelf on top of themselves repeatedly. I'm rarely disappointed. You guys getting the rug pulled in the CFP just fits right in with all of that.

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

I just don't know why any of that changed your "soft spot" for Tech (if you really had one to begin with). On the backing of a filthy rich donor, they upgraded their talent in the mercenary transfer portal in order to compete in the NIL era, and they touted their portal class to beef up publicity for their program. They're trying to compete.

And yeah, Tech's offense shit the bed in its first playoff game, and for now they want to ride or die with McGuire. I'm not sure why that offends you or eliminates your "soft spot" for Tech or otherwise makes you so indignant. If anything, it should keep in tact that soft spot you have if you really believe that in the end Tech is just flirting with second tier status. It's a far, far cry from what we've seen from aggy over the last . . .[checks notes] . . . forever.

I always liked Tech. Their teams were always competitive in every sport and most of the alumni I hung with were hard drinking, ass chasing fuckheads that hated Aggy as much or more than I do. We had a lot in common. Never had to explain how sofa king the gomers are and how they could fuck up a cheese sandwich. Aggie gonna aggy was not only understood it was widely distributed. I can no longer pin that exclusively on the fucktards. Cody and Joey fucked that up.

Can hardly count them in our camp when they have become the mirror image of Aggy. You confuse indignation with nausea.

1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

Only in the presence of you mom's cooter.

Understandable.

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

So...basically replace the entire offense?

I guess RB and TE were ok.

Entire OL wasn't bad just needed maybe another interior guy. WR corps could have maybe used one more deep threat. QB was obviously a mistake.

So no.

Caught this while picking up a breakfast taco.

Made me think of this thread. Also made me wonder how many tens of these decals have actually been sold.

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Tech got humiliated in CFP. Go sit at the kiddy’s table.

On 1/5/2026 at 8:02 AM, Brian Fantana said:

There are injury concerns with Leavitt. Tech doesn't wanna go down that road again.

Morton was a broken, 6 foot tall statue that couldn't make reads fast enough in real time as a 99 year senior. Throwing their eggs in his basket was a mistake in the first place and hopefully one they won't repeat.

Will be interested to see what Leftwich can do with the offense with a QB that can actually do the things he wants to do.

Hopefully they will repeat. Much like atm, wait until next year.

On 1/5/2026 at 9:50 AM, Ricky Butler said:

We got more quality wins…

That's also covered by an atm TM.

21 hours ago, Iceman said:

Longhorn insiders think they is elite, and there you go.

I'm a Longhorn insider, but I prefer to not talk about it.

9 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm a Longhorn insider, but I prefer to not talk about it.

At the risk of damaging your reputation, You're also one of the most reasonable, polite posters on here.

3 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Caught this while picking up a breakfast taco.

Made me think of this thread. Also made me wonder how many tens of these decals have actually been sold.

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On 1/5/2026 at 4:30 PM, Iceman said:

Y'all so smart and all, self annointed and all.

Fuck you.

Again.

"loophole" "skirting the rules" etc, etc means y'all upset that others ain't following the rules y'all want to set, but can't, l'est you exclude yourselves.

Keep saying it. Maybe it will stick. "Money will be our barrier to entry... Wait!!!"

All that glitters……

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