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Think Schwarber will try another awful 2-strike bunt tonight? Since he's hitting .213, might as well. Their 2022 run pretty much only happened because the better NL teams gagged at the worst time. 

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Think Schwarber will try another awful 2-strike bunt tonight? Since he's hitting .213, might as well. Their 2022 run pretty much only happened because the better NL teams gagged at the worst time. 
Way to go

God damn this Apple TV production is terrible.  Terrible audio.  Are these announcers even in the stadium?

22 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Think Schwarber will try another awful 2-strike bunt tonight? Since he's hitting .213, might as well. Their 2022 run pretty much only happened because the better NL teams gagged at the worst time. 

He wasn't even sly enough to bunt. Had to settle for a lousy dinger. 😝

Castellanos seems to turn into a gold glover against the Astros. 

My parents bought an apple tv just to get the games, dad complained to me last week about it not updating itself so took an hour before they could get the game.

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

The probability percentage bullshit they put on the screen is stupid.

I'm waiting to see if it's a negative number for Maldy

4 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

The probability percentage bullshit they put on the screen is stupid.

I kinda like it. 
it cracked me up early in the year last year where it was like the third game and there was a 1-1 count and they had 250 and the. It went to 1-2 and it rose to 333 or something. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I kinda like it. 
it cracked me up early in the year last year where it was like the third game and there was a 1-1 count and they had 250 and the. It went to 1-2 and it rose to 333 or something. 

I think against the Braves Yordan had like a 14% chance to reach base and he touched them all.

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

I think against the Braves Yordan had like a 14% chance to reach base and he touched them all.

They are assigning probability to something they don’t have enough data to do so imo. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They are assigning probability to something they don’t have enough data to do so imo. 

Seems that way. The recent 2% probability of a HR (or was it RBI?) for Alvarez is a great example. Not sure how often I'd say any swing by 44 has only a 1-in-50 chance of going yard. 

Hey Dusty Pena hit a homerun, what did you like about that AB?

Uhhh dumb bitch.....maybe the fact that he hit a homerun?

7 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Seems that way. The recent 2% probability of a HR (or was it RBI?) for Alvarez is a great example. Not sure how often I'd say any swing by 44 has only a 1-in-50 chance of going yard. 

I don’t think it’s a swing- it’s every time he’s thrown a pitch in that count if I had to guess. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t think it’s a swing- it’s every time he’s thrown a pitch in that count if I had to guess. 

Might well be it. Although for Alvarez 2% still seems a bit low. Especially in crunch time. 

Think about this for how bad maldy is- we have him hitting behind a dude with a 599 ops in AAA and everyone says, yep, that dude is probably a better hitter than Maldonado 

They should walk Meyers and get Maldonado to hit into a triple play.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Fucking idiot…..

Took an rbi away from the rook

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

God damn this Apple TV production is terrible.  Terrible audio.  Are these announcers even in the stadium?

Bring back Katie Nolan!

What a crappy end to a promising inning

You ain’t getting the benefit of the doubt on any calls because you suck cock Maldy. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Bring back Katie Nolan!

I was actually thinking about that too. These two guys sound like they’re announcing a funeral. 

Bannon starting only makes sense if Brantley is being recalled tomorrow. Otherwise, fuck Dusty for sitting Diaz.

There is absolutely nothing to take from this struggle fest of a game right now. We are playing 5 of 9 guys right now that aren’t the best at their position.  
Altuve, Brantley, Yordan, Chas, Diaz. It’s amazing how well we are playing with so many guys out. It’s been more good timing and good pitching than good hitting. We just need to keep it together for another 2 or 3 days and we get 2 of the 5 back. Then Brantley in probably a week. Diaz gets to start whenever Brown pitches. Altuve in a month. June 1 or so is going to be so awesome. 

Dude you have got to pinch hit for some of these loser fucks here bro


(I realize I will get punished with a PH from another loser fuck Hensley)


Bye Brannon hope to see you never

This 8th inning is the equivalent of punting on 2nd down with 2 mins left in the 4th qtr

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Dude you have got to pinch hit for some of these loser fucks here bro


(I realize I will get punished with a PH from another loser fuck Hensley)

 

Saving him for an even more crucial AB in the 9th....

Im not mad at Dusty I am mad at playing automatic outs

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Im not mad at Dusty I am mad at playing automatic outs

A lot of those in the line up when you only manage three hits.

A lot of those in the line up when you only manage three hits.
Come on dude. My comment was specific to the 8th inning. You run Meyers, Brannon and Machete up there down 2 you basically gave up

Quit being stupid
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Phillies are playing good. We need to show up tomorrow 

We need to get healthy. And not play Maldonado 80% of the time. But if we were healthy even that wouldn’t particularly matter. 
 

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13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Come on dude. My comment was specific to the 8th inning. You run Meyers, Brannon and Machete up there down 2 you basically gave up

Quit being stupid

I know. I'm being difficult because we lost.

So other than Diaz for Machete, who should have hit for Meyers or Bannon?

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