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JV Is Nuke Laloosh today. 3 HBP

Edited by TonyTexas

Last inning Ford and Sparky were talking about how it was Magnum PI day at the stadium with a bunch of fans dressed up in Hawaiian shirts and fake mustaches.  Coming out of the break after the pitching change, they played the theme song.  Whoever does the music on the radio does a good job.

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If you’re a no hitting mother fucker, you better make every play in the field 

 

 

 

Edited by tx 3 putt

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Last inning Ford and Sparky were talking about how it was Magnum PI day at the stadium with a bunch of fans dressed up in Hawaiian shirts and fake mustaches.  Coming out of the break after the pitching change, they played the theme song.  Whoever does the music on the radio does a good job.

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damn great show 

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Last inning Ford and Sparky were talking about how it was Magnum PI day at the stadium with a bunch of fans dressed up in Hawaiian shirts and fake mustaches.  Coming out of the break after the pitching change, they played the theme song.  Whoever does the music on the radio does a good job.

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Is it not producer/engineer Matt Boltz?

he’s pretty sharp at finding music to match the theme of whatever is going on, but when it’s just the normal return from a break, he plays some awful stuff (unless crap 90s pop rock is your jam).

 

Wait.  Something happen to Verlander?

3-0 in the 6th and Montero?

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Please be good.

Thank you.

Just now, Rip76 said:

Wait.  Something happen to Verlander?

3-0 in the 6th and Montero?

I think it was a pitch count thing.

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Wait.  Something happen to Verlander?

3-0 in the 6th and Montero?

Pitch count

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Is it not producer/engineer Matt Boltz?

he’s pretty sharp at finding music to match the theme of whatever is going on, but when it’s just the normal return from a break, he plays some awful stuff (unless crap 90s pop rock is your jam).

 

And on cue: Gin Blossoms coming out of that break 

(who I can actually live with)

Edited by UTexasFight

Fuck the surly thread baseball experts !!!!!!

😂😂😂😂

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

That’s JV’s center fielder!!!

And That’s. JV’s. Catcher!!!

Edited by UTexasFight

wtf is going on here?

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Is it not producer/engineer Matt Boltz?

he’s pretty sharp at finding music to match the theme of whatever is going on, but when it’s just the normal return from a break, he plays some awful stuff (unless crap 90s pop rock is your jam).

 

Fair enough, maybe I only pay attention when it fits a theme

1 hour ago, Overlord said:

Why does Singleton now seem to be connected to JV?

Does JV have a soft spot for players batting in the 100’s?

 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

 Because they bat .200 when they start with JV!

Like I said…

and like we all expected….

I really doubt giving up back-to-back jacks by Dubon and Maldy is something Holton will tell the grandkids about. 

Maldonado and Dubon have more home runs than Yordan since Aug 6. And I have as many as Yordan.

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Maldonado and Dubon have more home runs than Yordan since Aug 6. And I have as many as Yordan.

Shh...pretty soon surly will be diagnosing him with another broken hamate.

I would be nice if he snapped out of it though.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Shh...pretty soon surly will be diagnosing him with another broken hamate.

I would be nice if he snapped out of it though.


i don’t think he’s 100%

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I know what Singleton will be practicing this week.

The salad bar? 

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

The salad bar? 


he loves them carbs 

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

but DK on in relief in Minnesota 

3 scoreless in relief so far.  He's keeping them in it.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


he loves them carbs 

Gatti's buffet is kind of like a salad bar

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Shh...pretty soon surly will be diagnosing him with another broken hamate.

I would be nice if he snapped out of it though.

I mean a he was obviously legitimately hurt last august. He missed a bunch of games and hit worse than maldonado. It’s not our fault that the astros lie about injuries. 

Look at JP!  He's passed Meyers and Dubon in OPS and is knocking on the door of .700.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Uh oh. Too many runs.

Was just thinking thinking that.

Trailing by a run late with runners on base?  Maldonado bats.

Up 12-0?  Diaz pinch hits.

Just now, WBT said:

Trailing by a run late with runners on base?  Maldonado bats.

Up 12-0?  Diaz pinch hits.

Don't try to make sense of it.

Lulz.  Gotta save those arms!

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Trailing by a run late with runners on base?  Maldonado bats.

Up 12-0?  Diaz pinch hits.


Genius move 

Altuve looked like me in slow pitch softball lunging at that one.

Hahahaha, you suck Meyers

I’ve been oiling my knives, so I wasn’t fully paying attention. 
 

But did Jake Meyers get struck out looking by a position player?

GTFOH

DFA that bitch 

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If only we didn't blow Frambers 7 inning no-hitter on Friday we could be co-leading the division

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