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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Made all the less funny because he’s 

1) not starting but

2) very well could be pitching in the 2nd with Brown starting on the mound 
 

Shooting from the hip to see what sticks... Time to try out players in the big league.

Finally this team will properly address the Closer position and cut Hader. 

Andrew- I’m so happy for you Gabe 

me- Shit- did l inadvertently text you instead of my wife when I was talking about looking hot with big boobs and wanting to bang last night

Andrew- uh- no- they called Forest Whitley up 

me- that’s way better than banging my wife  we need to do an emergency podcast right now  

him- it’s 1:30 and I’m in the middle of meetings  

me- I’m on a sidewalk in front of the whitehouse- we should still do this  

I don’t think he gets the importance of today  

 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

It's bad for the setup pitcher and the closer to both have ERAs north of 9.3, right?

Forest Whitley is real???

3 minutes ago, n64ra said:

It's bad for the setup pitcher and the closer to both have ERAs north of 9.3, right?

Only if you presuppose the setup pitcher and closer aren’t supposed to give up ~1 run per inning 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Forest Whitley is real???

It’s Wulaw in a mask 

lol.

i just checked and now remember attending Whitley’s AAA debut…. 5 years + 1 week ago today…

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here he is giving up a triple to the incomparable Danny Santana (that’s out of frame but on which I’m sure Yordan misplayed down in the corner)

 

 

 

Edited by UTexasFight

We broke Albies toe last night with HBP

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Andrew- I’m so happy for you Gabe 

me- Shit- did l inadvertently text you instead of my wife when I was talking about looking hot with big boobs and wanting to bang last night

Andrew- uh- no- they called Forest Whitley up 

me- that’s way better than banging my wife  we need to do an emergency podcast right now  

him- it’s 1:30 and I’m in the middle of meetings  

me- I’m on a sidewalk in front of the whitehouse- we should still do this  

I don’t think he gets the importance of today  

 

Can't see the Forrest for the trees? 

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

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Found edition 1:

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(More about the Express moving back in the Astros farm system).

still, here are some fun names:

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Whitley's been throwing BP in AAA, so he and Hader should bond quickly.

With Brown starting, do we have Whitley warm up pregame or wait until the first inning starts?

Ah well, I'm sure that Brown will easily pitch around that bit of bad luck

Finally chopped someone down....no pun intended

It didn't hit that back pillar?

Wut? That's not a HR.

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Not sure i agree with that

The ball hit the railing. So stupid that we have the HR line going UP on the railing from the Crawford Boxes. Just make a HR the same height as the Crawford Boxes the entire outfield. Fucking remnant of the Tal’s Hill screwy aesthetic that needs to be completely flushed.

Edited by Macklemore

I could understand if they couldn't tell if it hit anything else and wouldn't reverse the call, but 'confirming it' is bullshit.

OK that was a crazy ricochet off Acuna on Pena's popup..

Edited by wood

Nice kick save.  Acuna going to join Albies on the IL with a broken shin?

I could understand if they couldn't tell if it hit anything else and wouldn't reverse the call, but 'confirming it' is bullshit.
OK that was a crazy ricochet off Acuna on Pena's popup..
hit the top of the yellow rail thats it.

Ball hits top of wall on yellow and comes back into play its a double. We literally just had that happen a few games back.

So how is a ball that hits that yellow line and bounces into field not a double? Just because the yellow line is in a dumbass spot shouldn't change the ruling unless something specific in MMP ground rules.

It did not hit the back wall or railing from the angle I am at

I was trying to find a good replay to confirm what I saw but they all shut off before showing it in slo mo.

What are the two Space City dorks saying about it?

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4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

hit the top of the yellow rail thats it.

Ball hits top of wall on yellow and comes back into play its a double. We literally just had that happen a few games back.

So how is a ball that hits that yellow line and bounces into field not a double? Just because the yellow line is in a dumbass spot shouldn't change the ruling unless something specific in MMP ground rules.

It did not hit the back wall or railing from the angle I am at

I was trying to find a good replay to confirm what I saw but they all shut off before showing it in slo mo.

What are the two Space City dorks saying about it?

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It hit the relentless sign on the ricochet 

The camera zoomed in to bam bam Bigalow who's sitting there and he shrug.     "IDK"

Mlb ny pretty much said it wasnt a hr, but the field call stands 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

hit the top of the yellow rail thats it.

Ball hits top of wall on yellow and comes back into play its a double. We literally just had that happen a few games back.

So how is a ball that hits that yellow line and bounces into field not a double? Just because the yellow line is in a dumbass spot shouldn't change the ruling unless something specific in MMP ground rules.

It did not hit the back wall or railing from the angle I am at

I was trying to find a good replay to confirm what I saw but they all shut off before showing it in slo mo.

What are the two Space City dorks saying about it?

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What you said.

 

Kalas after hearing the ump say : “call is confirmed. It’s a home run.”

 

”no it’s not?!”

 

 

I do want an explanation after the game

 

i also want our manager to go out and get an explanation real time, but alas 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

hit the top of the yellow rail thats it.

Ball hits top of wall on yellow and comes back into play its a double. We literally just had that happen a few games back.

So how is a ball that hits that yellow line and bounces into field not a double? Just because the yellow line is in a dumbass spot shouldn't change the ruling unless something specific in MMP ground rules.

It did not hit the back wall or railing from the angle I am at

I was trying to find a good replay to confirm what I saw but they all shut off before showing it in slo mo.

What are the two Space City dorks saying about it?
 

100%, I agree. IMHO it didn't hit anything else outside the field and should have been a GR 2B. Now they just clarified that the ruling merely stands and is not confirmed. Which is still incorrect, but I can at least live with the logic.

It hit the relentless sign on the ricochet 
Yeah definitely didnt see that. If thats thw case then easy homer call. Chas reaction didnt make it seem like it hit it either

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