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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Dude put in Loperfido and let him hit a bomb 

6th or below tomorrow on. He’s been given a fair shake to fix it. He’s not. 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This team just blows. We aren’t turning shit around this year. Is what it is.

agree, this team is ass my dude

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Opposing team’s 3B coaches send runners every time it’s hit to Myers, damn near.

Can’t wait for Verlanders “wtf” meme regarding him ala McHugh. Or he may just kill him or Espada. 

No intensity. Pitching sucks. Batting is terrible. Manager has no clue what he is doing and the GM is a joke. Gonna be one great summer!

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

No intensity. Pitching sucks. Batting is terrible. Manager has no clue what he is doing and the GM is a joke. Gonna be one great summer!

Probably means nothing to us mere fans, but I noticed that at the game Saturday.  No intensity.  Seemed like no fucks given, we just got whipped 5-0.

1 fucking hit. You’d think by now we would start lucking into some shit. I guess when it comes crashing down it comes down hard and fast.

Shits getting hard to watch, almost guarantee we trail after the first and never come back, or come back and the bullpen shits the bed.

jfc just got home, Verlander shitting the bed is not what we need

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Astros look like shit.

Welcome to March 28th

3 game sweep here and we're likely toast for the season.  

that's gotta do a number on the guys mentally.

5 minutes ago, Pablo said:

3 game sweep here and we're likely toast for the season.  

that's gotta do a number on the guys mentally.

Not if they don’t care

I have no problem with caratini. I liked the signing and I liked what I’ve seen from him so far. 
There’s absolutely nothing in the numbers that suggest Diaz shouldn’t ever be allowed to catch JV or Framber. Fuck em they don’t get to pitch like shit and dictate who they pitch to. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Fire Espada and hire Bagwell.

Feels like this has already happened, Espada just hasn't been informed.

Walks are great.....for teams who can fucking hit with people on base 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This team is just completely out of it.

Completely 

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This team is just completely out of it.

 

yeah this is embarrassing

We’re officially back in the cella, fellas.

I'd care a whole lot more if the team appeared to. 

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This fucker always creeps me out.  Looks like Megan doll in real life

When do we start speculating on who gets dealt?
Except for Tucker, Yordan, and Altuve, who the fuck would want any of these losers?
1 minute ago, cabowabo said:
3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
When do we start speculating on who gets dealt?

Except for Tucker, Yordan, and Altuve, who the fuck would want any of these losers?

Frustrated Parks And Recreation GIF

Every time they show Espada in the dugout this is what I see

 

Surprise Wow GIF

Bielak is getting Altuve plunked tomorrow....thanks asshole

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

When do we start speculating on who gets dealt?

Tucker, Bregman (lulz), Verlander, Framber, and Pressly are a few that come to mind. 

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