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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Oh good, extra innings, because we've been so successful at winning those. 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Bunch of idiots

* Idoits

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Who was the idiot that said our offense isn’t the problem???

Some guy.

1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

Those aren’t on the back of a baseball card and therefore no one in the Astros tracks that.

Its that he’s not a big boy yet.

I mean- true. 

It’s amazing how stupid modern baseball managers are. B9, scored tied, lead off double and you don’t fucking bunt the runner to 3rd. Just fucking amazing how stupid Espada is at managing games.

Altuve needs a few days off, and he shouldn’t be the lead off hitter anymore. This slump is so fucking predictable because his approach is shit.

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Logan O’Hoppe sounds like a name Michael Scott would make up for an Irish character.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Logan O’Hoppe sounds like a name Michael Scott would make up for an Irish character.  

Michael Scott Wink GIF

Hader seems to have the hang of the 9th-10th outing

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If we get out of this tucker needs to try to steal 3rd on the first pitch. 

Knowing the Astros, Alvarez would line the pitch off his head. This team plays selfish baseball.

Why the fuck is he not bunting? Espada doesn’t have the balls to call it. Just fucking pathetic.

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Let's go Bregs, fuck up fat Coach Bombay

Choke up and put the ball in play, Stop swinging from your fucking shoes.

Pena gets to be the hero! Dude has been one of the few clutch guys with RISP this year. 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck is he not bunting? Espada doesn’t have the balls to call it. Just fucking pathetic.

They can’t do it!

I have little faith in anyone in our lineup actually executing it. 
I hate it but would rather see them take their chances swinging away than pissing down their leg and be in a 1-2 count after two failed attempts to lay one down 

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