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Just now, 4th&Five said:

America is really fucking dumb. We knew this well before November 2024. 

You should move somewhere that is not so dumb.

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1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

You should move somewhere that is not so dumb.

Meh sitting here and complaining about it is much easier and cheaper. 

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

You are god damn right. I love my country. I served my country and am not running from a bunch of little bitches like you.

Did I say anything about that? It seems the ‘little bitches’ might be you.

1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

You should move somewhere that is not so dumb.

I’d love to. That’s been the goal since 2004. It’s a big world and I’d love to see all of it. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I’d love to. That’s been the goal since 2004. It’s a big world and I’d love to see all of it. 

How can I help make this happen?

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Trumped pardoned Antifa?

6 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

America disagrees. Better luck next time.

A minority of America.

 

Just now, Navin R. Johnson said:

How can I help make this happen?

As soon as my kids are out of HS the plan will be in motion. Out of curiosity what do you think you will be gaining from a Trump presidency?

Just now, 4th&Five said:

As soon as my kids are out of HS the plan will be in motion. Out of curiosity what do you think you will be gaining from a Trump presidency?

Duh...  Owning the libs!!!

1 minute ago, Patches said:

Did I say anything about that? It seems the ‘little bitches’ might be you.

You said not a damn one of us was leaving. I simply agreed with you and explained why. As far as calling people like you bitches, well I call them like I see them.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

As soon as my kids are out of HS the plan will be in motion. Out of curiosity what do you think you will be gaining from a Trump presidency?

He might be able to get a job that those evil womenz who won't talk to him keep getting.

Not a damn one of y’all are gonna leave the US.

But it is a bit of a shit hole.
1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

You said not a damn one of us was leaving. I simply agreed with you and explained why. As far as calling people like you bitches, well I call them like I see them.

Ha, ok…

Just now, 4th&Five said:

As soon as my kids are out of HS the plan will be in motion. Out of curiosity what do you think you will be gaining from a Trump presidency?

More jobs, higher wages, more favorable trade deals, decreased crime and illegal immigration, less censorship, less government bureaucracy, that’s a large portion of it 

4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

How can I help make this happen?

See a doctor and get rid of it.

4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

How can I help make this happen?

Well if you could buy these genuine Trump printouts for $19.95 (plus a small handling fee), then I'd be well on my way. They're a great conversation starter for when the Johnson's come over to play 42 or whatever it is you do.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

As soon as my kids are out of HS the plan will be in motion. Out of curiosity what do you think you will be gaining from a Trump presidency?

probably picking lettuce 

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1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

More jobs, higher wages, more favorable trade deals, decreased crime and illegal immigration, less censorship, less government bureaucracy, that’s a large portion of it 

is this what happened last time?

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2 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

More jobs, higher wages, more favorable trade deals, decreased crime and illegal immigration, less censorship, less government bureaucracy, that’s a large portion of it 

Lulz. None of that shit gonna happen. Yall act like we didn’t already have 4 years of him. He’ll enrich himself and his family, whine like a toddler and run up the deficit. 

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Well if you could buy these genuine Trump printouts for $19.95 (plus a small handling fee), then I'd be well on my way. They're a great conversation starter for when the Johnson's come over to play 42 or whatever it is you do.

What’s your Venmo. Let’s make this happen.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

is this what happened last time?

Yeah, I experienced all of it last time 

5 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

More jobs, higher wages, more favorable trade deals, decreased crime and illegal immigration, less censorship, less government bureaucracy, that’s a large portion of it 

Penelope Witherspoon hates this! Ze would give her left nut to not see it happen.

We all know tax cuts for billionaires leads to higher wages for the rest of us!

Just now, 4th&Five said:

We all know tax cuts for billionaires leads to higher wages for the rest of us!

Good one!

More jobs, higher wages, more favorable trade deals, decreased crime and illegal immigration, less censorship, less government bureaucracy, that’s a large portion of it 

This is that Persian crack smoking dick sucker isn't it. NTTAWWT
7 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

More jobs, higher wages, more favorable trade deals, decreased crime and illegal immigration, less censorship, less government bureaucracy, that’s a large portion of it 

Crime is at a historic low. Project 2025 means more government bureaucracy. Tariffs mean fewer jobs and lower wages.

Just now, DaysOff said:


This is that Persian crack smoking dick sucker isn't it. NTTAWWT

Man I can’t compete with this. Who is this guy?

Just now, David Dennison said:

Crime is at a historic low. Project 2025 means more government bureaucracy. Tariffs mean fewer jobs and lower wages.

Yeah, but see, with the immigration crack down on illegals all those coder jobs are going to open up. Ya know, when the H-1B program stops. He will finally be able to move out of his moms basement, get a WW1 trench knife and a CT calendar.

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Crime is at a historic low. Project 2025 means more government bureaucracy. Tariffs mean fewer jobs and lower wages.

Crime is definitely at a historic low! That’s why Biden won! Oh wait…

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Less censorship after electing the guy who says networks should have their licenses revoked, be fined, or prosecuted for saying things he doesn’t like? Gotdamn people are so stupid. 

This is hilarious. I reply that anyone complaining will not leave the US, but they say they will. Now they call for all their friends who agree with them to join in.

Knowing damn well you are mostly rich, spoiled kids.

1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Crime is definitely at a historic low! That’s why Biden won! Oh wait…

Did Fox News tell you this?

1 minute ago, Patches said:

This is hilarious. I reply that anyone complaining will not leave the US, but they say they will. Now they call for all their friends who agree with them to join in.

Knowing damn well you are mostly rich, spoiled kids.

So then you would vote for us?

Why the fuck is this shitstain talking to us during halftime of the football game?

3 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Crime is definitely at a historic low! That’s why Biden won! Oh wait…

Violent crime most definitely is. Look it up.

Just now, hookem2010 said:

Why the fuck is this shitstain talking to us during halftime of the football game?

Watch the 4K broadcast on YouTube TV. No commercials or politics 

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Trump is already interrupting the college championship game

And you know he is not watching it.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did Fox News tell you this?

You have to be better bro. This is why Trump is going to send people to camps.

That’s the first time I’ve heard his voice since October. He sounds like shit. We might have president Vance sooner than later. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Violent crime most definitely is. Look it up.

You’re right. And the voters agreed with you. That’s why Biden won. Wait what?

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4 minutes ago, Patches said:

This is hilarious. I reply that anyone complaining will not leave the US, but they say they will. Now they call for all their friends who agree with them to join in.

Knowing damn well you are mostly rich, spoiled kids.

What the fuck are you talking about? No one is calling for anyone to “join in”. We just call out bullshit when we see it, which when it comes to Trump and his supporters is unfortunately often. Also, rich spoiled kids? Please do tell me how I’m a rich spoiled kid.

48 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Definitely not an FBI operative. No chance. If Trump investigates we should impeach him again, for the third time!

Username checks out. JFC. 

But you're not just a jerk, you are a fucking idiot. 

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Trump is already interrupting the college championship game

Yeah no shit. Like I wanted to see some fat fucking piece of shit failed businessman. If I wanted that I would go to bankruptcy court. 

4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

You’re right. And the voters agreed with you. That’s why Biden won. Wait what?

So crime is up, is what you’re saying? Can you cite your sources?

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

What the fuck are you talking about? No one is calling for anyone to “join in”. We just call out bullshit when we see it, which when it comes to Trump and his supporters is unfortunately often. Also, rich spoiled kids? Please do tell me how I’m a rich spoiled kid.

Here’s what the fuck I’m talking about:

Anyone here makes a comment that the 12 people here don’t like it turns into a frenzy. Yes, I guarantee that the 12 are spoiled little rich kids.

7 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Why the fuck is this shitstain talking to us during halftime of the football game?

I've got the ESPN 4K channel on YTTV, and there are no commercials, nor is there a halftime show.  Just a solitary camera angle with muted audio during breaks.

It's glorious, and I'm glad I didn't have to reach for the remote and mute the damned tv if I had seen that.

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Trump is already interrupting the college championship game

 

9 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Why the fuck is this shitstain talking to us during halftime of the football game?

no shit, I've been busy and just turned it on and was like

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stupid fuckface

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

So crime is up, is what you’re saying? Can you cite your sources?

No I agreed that crime is down. That’s why Biden won. The people are just so happy with low crime and low cost of living.

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