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I’d be more then ok if a meteorite hit Houston to take out both teams. Sure Houston has some great food but otherwise it’s hell on earth so the world will continue to spin with it gone.

Sorry to any Surly Houstonians. 

Holy shit what a catch.  LSYOOOOOOOO!

touchdown swamp pussies

Geez, nice coverage Baylor

36 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Not sure how I feel about Baylor’s yellow helmets. Maybe it’s the script. I like the green pants though. 

Those helmets are ass.

34 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Happy Football GIF by Baylor University

That's creepier than Coach Kelly's expressionless, no-moves attempt at dancing.

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5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Those helmets are ass.

Script helmets are way overdone now. With the exception of Florida, it's a high school look.

 

After looking at the helmets, who does Baylor think they are? Oregon?

It appears LSU is going in dry, despite how much Rapelor resists.

Down short but jeez they are just blowing right by these DBs

1 minute ago, RC Horn said:

After looking at the helmets, who does Baylor think they are? Oregon?

Conversely, LSU should wear this combo more often for night games in Baton Rouge.

LSU's backups are better than Baylor's and LSU's starters.

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Memorial?

To: Baylor 

From: Santa 

Fuck your own face 

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Just now, HenryJames said:

LSU's backups are better than Baylor's and LSU's starters.

Some quality corching going on in Red Stick.

I thought about going to this game and passed.  Good call.

In Houston, you suffocate from the humidity but that's OK because the mosquitoes will suck you dry before the homeless crackhead stabs you.

LSU needs to step under all these terrible throws and get the INT.

"Defense wins championships."

Gee, thanks Sam. How the fuck is that relevant to a meaningless bowl game?

Although they’re losing, #38 for Baylor (Redding) is a grandson of really close family members. He only plays ST’s as a Freshman, but at least he’s on the field.

Hook’em!!!

Hope Ron McKelvey gets a taste of some that Chad Powers Hulu series $$$$.

When is Aranda getting fired. It seems like he's been there for 7 years and they just don't care. He's getting anak probed by a shitty LSU team. 

baylor not quite dead yet

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

When is Aranda getting fired. It seems like he's been there for 7 years and they just don't care. He's getting anak probed by a shitty LSU team. 

Oh, please. He is safe right now. Even with a loss today, they will finish with about four more wins than they expected this year.

Baylor-LSU the new B12/SEC rivalry?  Because that would also be hilarious.

Well , looks like Baylor still hasn’t gotten the rape issues under control.

 

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Oh, please. He is safe right now. Even with a loss today, they will finish with about four more wins than they expected this year.

This is true, but he's still a shitty coach. They can do better, but will they? 

Baylor is getting absolutely destroyed. This is embarrassing. 

We got us a ballgame.

 

These guys have not picked up on the fact that they dude's ankle got dislocated and one of the trainers popped it back into place.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

These guys have not picked up on the fact that they dude's ankle got dislocated and one of the trainers popped it back into place.

He won't shit right for a week.

There it is.  Suck it, rapelor.

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

baylor not quite dead yet

lol nm

Go home baylor you're drunk

It's a sin

Ahahaha 

Fuck you baylor

Ummm, the booth is going a little overboard with what Kelly is doing.  Slightly. 

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