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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

  • Prior to the footage being edited by Bender:

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This team is so good at bad base running.

Would be hilarious if we showed up early to an Astros game and Hinch had the team doing base running drills. Like the little leagues.

Really should've had the 2nd one too which would've been awesome

Kemp’s a witch

He takes some funky angles but seems to get usually get there. Have to remind myself that he’s a 2nd baseman.

This fuck looks just like that douche Chip’O whatever from Vic’s FB.

Damn, that was almost a Julia upskirt. 
Screen shot? It looked like they realized it and cut away quickly

Checking in for Julia's upskirt?

McHugh needs to be used a lot more in the pen. We've wasted him so far. And if Keuchel keeps shitting his diaper, he needs to start.

 

 

Checking in for Julia's upskirt?
Did I miss something during the broadcast?
17 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I love those Hooks jerseys. 

Awesome hats too.  They have a great logo.

 

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I like when the Astros win.

I like when the Rangers lose.

I am happy twice.

I wreck I-45, I wreck 2 Screw tapes
I'm 3 wheelin, poppin trunk, goin down Fuqua

#HTownPride

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

You just rolled out the red carpet.  

What you did there,  I see it

Watching the Rangers feed because Time Warner is still fucked. The post game is pumping sunshine because they scored 3 on Verlander. Take that L. FTR

8 minutes ago, thetruth said:

Watching the Rangers feed because Time Warner is still fucked. The post game is pumping sunshine because they scored 3 on Verlander. Take that L. FTR

Dude, they called a lazy fly ball to center: "that ball's WELL hit to center, buuuut it's hanging up there and it's not gonna carry."

It was about a 275 foot fly ball that was as high as it was deep.

I think they think they're calling it on the radio.

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