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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I think he’s earned the right for a second start.   Not sure about a third yet.

Well he did give up a run, so there is room for improvement. 

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3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I’d be OK with you not posting on this thread the rest of the season. 

Yeah, Marwin has a reputation for being an asshole, but he had the biggest hit of our entire WS run. If he doesn’t hit that bomb off Jansen in Game 2, we would be hanging only one banner tomorrow instead of two. 

In summary, Fuck Slorch. This thread doesn’t have room for that kind of vitriol for our guys. 

Fuck you.  Last year was last year,

 

Marwin is playing like a fucking bitch and that's the bottom line.

 

His ABs are weak and he gets a shit-ton of called strikes.

 

He is the anti-Altuve.

 

If you don't like hearing that, then fuck right off.

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Whatever dude. You won’t have to worry about him being around after this year, congrats. 

Maybe you’re trying to fill the void left by utgrad. 

Marwin got the hook for arguing w the ump? I know someone who is probably happy

Not happy.

 

Stop being a fucking bitch and play.

 

Never have disputed his value in the field.

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Marwin’s toss was coming. He has been complaining for 4 games. Let’s hope he settles down and figures things out. Might be what he needed. 

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1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Marwin’s toss was coming. He has been complaining for 4 games. Let’s hope he settles down and figures things out. Might be what he needed. 

And this is fair. Just don’t need the vitriol that Slorch was spewing. 

4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

And this is fair. Just don’t need the vitriol that Slorch was spewing. 

The Ump sees it, but you can't.

 

and then you want to rule on who can and cannot post in the thread.

 

LOFL. I'm so fucking sorry for ragging on Marwin, a veteran member of a squad where the leaders of the team thrive on extra effort.

 

Marwin is not their standard.  he is a bitch at the plate.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

“_________ lines out sharply to center field” is how MLB’s Gameday has described a ton of Houston ABs in this series. We easily could have scored a lot more with another gapper here or there. 

Not trying to be negative but if we have too many MVP candidates, they will split the vote.

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Not trying to be negative but if we have too many MVP candidates, they will split the vote.

They're gonna push each other at the plate.

 

Then the pitching staff has some competitive mofos on it...

 

't shall be fun...

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2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Why are your Green Stamps not green?

In Honor of Blacklab/ mourning for the Shag.

 

Fuck that snowcone motherfucker.

In related news, we'll be at osso and kristalla around 10, biggos by 11 and hopefully meet up with some of y'all, Phil, tomorrow afternoon at luckys/home plate

I’m going to be traveling Monday evening so hopefully I can get a replay of the banner ceremony after the fact.

20 minutes ago, slorch said:

The Ump sees it, but you can't.

 

and then you want to rule on who can and cannot post in the thread.

 

LOFL. I'm so fucking sorry for ragging on Marwin, a veteran member of a squad where the leaders of the team thrive on extra effort.

 

Marwin is not their standard.  he is a bitch at the plate.

Baseball is not your game

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Baseball is not your game

LOlz.

 

So sell me on Marwin's results at the plate...and subsequent/ finality of getting tossed.

 

Enlighten me, motherfucker... more called strikes MUST be the recipe for success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slorch needs to work on his self awareness. Being a total bitch when calling out a bitch is ironical, to say the least.

So Marwin is off limits?

 

Even though he got tossed today?  Well after the fact that his bitchassedness was being called out?

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So Marwin is off limits?
 
Even though he got tossed today?  Well after the fact that his bitchassedness was being called out?

STOP

Scored 8 and it was just whatever.  Didn’t take anything special.  

Where is the ignore button on this site?
Yes Marwin has sucked through 4 games and needs to suck it up and stop complaining...and yes, he may very well have a shitty year and show 2017 was a fluke, but Jesus, scorch, give it a rest.

bootiefuckinghoo

 

Great job with some new players on the roster.

 

Great start to the season.

 

That being said, there's nothing wrong at all with calling out a bitchass performance across multiple games.  Marwin needs to cut out his fucking act and be a man.

 

That's all.

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