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Chas bot 8 and top 9 are DFA worthy

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Ruined the feel good story of Walter picking up a W in his mlb debut at 28.

 

God I hate bunting.  Seems like >50% of the time it leads to a shitty hitter getting behind 0-2 and then trying to hit.

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8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

.The second thing is waaaaaaaaay worse than the first thing and the first thing is pretty bad.

Agreed. 

11 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

58 steals in 63 attempts against us. TORBUSH

Of course

I’m having trouble wrapping my head around that stat. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Chas bot 8 and top 9 are DFA worthy

He had to come up with a way to top getting picked off 2X yesterday. 
it was masterfully done. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I’m having trouble wrapping my head around that stat. 

The 1980’s cardinals would do that against us in a 4 game series. 

Well this shits over. Pissed away another one

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He had to come up with a way to top getting picked off 2X yesterday. 
it was masterfully done. 

Why is he suddenly playing 2 days in a row anyway?

Trying to get through this game without using King, Abreu, and Hader is special.

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Furk, needed Walls to try to bunt again

Yep still hate this team

What's the scouting report on Melton arm?  

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14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Chas bot 8 and top 9 are DFA worthy

Can't hit, can't run the bases, can't throw out the winning run from deep short. 

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Disgusting loss. @Wulaw Horn I need the hate version to your love screed stat.

It’s coming tomorrow from andrew. 

I haven’t pissed much at a game this year.  But whatever.  Loading the bases there may not have not made the difference, but that’s minor league 11 year old coaching shit.

Go get AJ back by whatever means necessary.

Getting to 3 over yesterday was the high water mark of the season.  Would have been nice to build on that tonight.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

radio show first take is walker has to move down 

By July, the first call will be that it's time for a trip to Florida for personal tutoring with Bagwell

27 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I haven’t pissed much at a game this year.  But whatever.  Loading the bases there may not have not made the difference, but that’s minor league 11 year old coaching shit.

Go get AJ back by whatever means necessary.

this x100.  i mean seriously wtf.  tomorrow with Hunter must be a W

54 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I haven’t pissed much at a game this year.  But whatever.  Loading the bases there may not have not made the difference, but that’s minor league 11 year old coaching shit.

Go get AJ back by whatever means necessary.

AJ's never coming back.

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Ruined the feel good story of Walter picking up a W in his mlb debut at 28.

He pitched for Boston in 2023.

Rotation for Seattle series:
Thurs: McCullers, Jr
Fri: Gusto
Sat: Valdez
Sun: TBD

 

13 hours ago, Rip76 said:

I haven’t pissed much at a game this year.  But whatever.  Loading the bases there may not have not made the difference, but that’s minor league 11 year old coaching shit.

Go get AJ back by whatever means necessary.

 

i wonder what made him such a good manager ?

 

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Clearly Espada is too dumb to do that!

 

 

well fuck .....

Ronel Blanco has elbow soreness and was sent back to Houston to be seen by team doctors.

 

Season 5 No GIF by The Office

 

fuck !!!!!

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

this season fuckin sucks

brutal, and still over .500 .....

It’s May 21 and 3 of the Astros 5 in the Starting Rotation on Opening Day are down

-Framber Valdez
-Hunter Brown
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fuck, now Blanco?!

any time table on Spaghettis return?  

11 minutes ago, Pablo said:

fuck, now Blanco?!

any time table on Spaghettis return?  

 

2029 

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Source: Colton Gordon is expected to re-join/stay in the Astros rotation in the near term.

Procedurally - the Astros would need to place someone on the IL to bring him back up.

Gordon would be on turn for Sunday’s game vs. Seattle.

Assuming Lance McCullers starts Thursday, the Astros will have to fill the final 3 games of the Seattle series with a combination of Framber Valdez, expectedly Colton Gordon and a 3rd pitcher if Blanco is unable to make his start Friday.

 

lol

Spaghetti should be back in June I would think.

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Spaghetti should be back in June I would think.

yeah his situation I'm filing under "no news is good news" until I hear otherwise

So I ditched DirecTV Stream in the offseason and SCHN was a casualty.  I finally decided to say "Fuck MLB" for the moronic regional TV structure.  I have yet to watch a game from first to last pitch this season.  I follow every game on Gameday in the AtBat app (seeing highlights in near real time) and sometimes will listen to the game.  So far this season, feeling pretty good about the decision.  

Yainer at cleanup. What a fucking joke. I hate this version of the Astros. Fuck Jim Crane.

27 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

yeah his situation I'm filing under "no news is good news" until I hear otherwise

 

zero rehabs starts planned so it's a ways off 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i wonder what made him such a good manager ?

 

Well sure

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