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    I can fap to this

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Maybe Mother Nature can slowdown the Mariners. God knows nothing else seems to be working.

 

Correa would have gunned the fuck out of that

On 8/11/2025 at 5:26 PM, tx 3 putt said:

bregman just hit 13 home-runs in bp 

Doesn't count unless that batting practice is in Florida, at a minor league facility, off someone who isn't pitching in a minor league game that matters,  fuck,  now that I type this these updates about Alvarez are supposed to bring some solace?

Sometimes our offense is downright anemic for long stretches. Hard to watch them flail. 

27 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Chief Chef of Aramark. Is that like being the tallest midget? 

More like the CFO for Enron.

Espada does realize he doesn't have to put out a lineup with at least one automatic out in the outfield.

DIdn't Dana make all those moves so that the Astros would have three outfielders at one time who "might" get a hit?
 

Bitchass motherfuckers.

 

Fuck you Cora.  Be a fucking man.

Edited by Iceman

As I was saying....I love when Alex Cora gets punked

Hunter should have plowed the blue, just for GP.

i'll be honest, the Hader cherry on top of the injury dungpile that is the 2025 Houston Astros makes me want to take a short break from this team. A Milwaukee Brewers-like run of wins would go a long way to making life sweet again as an Astros fan. 

 

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Just to clarify, we are one brutally missed strike that was called a ball away from cam smith doing nothing for a month, right?  
Melton is every bit as shitty (so far) as I expected him to be all through his time in the minors. 
At least yainer Maldonado is having a game. 
I wouldn’t have sent Brown back out there. I know, I know. He’s just been bad Al year on 4 days rest and he doesn’t seem sharp. 
I will be happy if we only give up 2 this inning. 

As I was saying....I love when Alex Cora gets punked


For the 3rd time....lmao

GTFO dildo

Gotdam Cora wanted proof he is a bitch.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

For the 3rd time....lmao

GTFO dildo

 

if he misses the playoffs, he's gone 



makes me want to take a short break from this team.
 


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Carlos Lee highlights.....rage inducing

That 2017 Game 5 is the best game I have ever been to and probably always will be.

And that includes the world series winning game 6 in 2022

It was just so fucking badass

Better than Trout in the regular season?

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

So who is our closer these days? Abreu? 

Joe Sambito has something left. 

So who is our closer these days? Abreu? 
Yes
7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Carlos Lee highlights.....rage inducing

 

why, he was a good hitter here 

Not gonna lie i want someone to hit a liner at Kalas to see what happens

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Chief Chef of Aramark. Is that like being the tallest midget? 

It means you can read the package...

This fucking guy has to have base runners

I don't think it's that far off mentally for Abreu, and he actually might inherit some cleaner situations than he otherwise does.  It's just that the BP itself isn't as deep.

Maybe throwing 18 sliders in a row ain't going to work. This isn't the 2017 Yankees.

"Bryan reaching back and letting it rip."

 

Too soon...

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venting, my man. 

fuckin bbgs.

and Yordan needs to stop being a pussy.

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