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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Probable pitchers for #Orioles-Astros:

Friday: RHP Brandon Young vs. LHP Framber Valdez


Saturday: LHP Cade Povich vs. RHP Jason Alexander


Sunday: RHP Dean Kremer vs. RHP Cristian Javier

We broke the dodgers

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Following a dismal 12-21 stretch that began on July 4, the Dodgers have now dropped to second place in the National League West, trailing the San Diego Padres by a full game. They have been one of the worst teams in baseball over that span.

 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Probably seen the last of him, then. 

 

rotator cuff = 2027 = 5 mph disappears 

24 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Any word on the grade?

Not that I trust the grader.

The capsule is probably completely gone. 

We're due for some good news, like someone informs the medical staff that Hader is left handed, and they say, "Oh!"

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Fucking scheduled off days!

at least a chance for Altuve (41) to inch closer to Biggio (53) for most leadoff homers in Astros history (in case you were wondering, springer had 39 as an Astro but is the MLB active leader—and 2nd all-time—with 60, still 21 behind Rickey’s 81) 

That’ll play in October.

(lets just hope Cam’s bat does as well)

although if Yordan returns, the only way we get both Cam and Jesus in the OF at the same time is if Altuve is at 2nd so the net among those 3 may not be that significant 

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Pena needs an off day after an off day?

Since coming back August 1:

day off Aug 2

team off day Aug 7 and 14

day off Aug 15

4 days off out of 15.


So help me if we hear after the game about an overly aggressive massage  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i also picked up a summer cold this week, fucking laid me out 

Forty games to go and he can't handle a cold? Caminiti pulled IV's out of his arm to play a game.

Caminiti was also probably coked up ....which would help

9 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

All runny noses are not the same

Some of them cost more, that's for sure.

15 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

All runny noses are not the same

 

thanks for showing some sympathy, this cold has been brutal. zero energy. the cold part is about 95% gone, but i've been dead all day

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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.294/.419/.353 with more BBs than Ks. Very nice start for Frey.

3-2 Mets over the Mariners after 2 but they just stranded the bases loaded.  Castillo at 50 pitches through 2.  On MLBN.

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8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

.294/.419/.353 with more BBs than Ks. Very nice start for Frey.

 

kid id a baller. hope he can shine here 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

3-2 Mets over the Mariners after 2 but they just stranded the bases loaded.  Castillo at 50 pitches through 2.  On MLBN.

#46 for Raleigh.  So much for that Mets lead.

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

…i've been dead all day

 

Only mostly dead, am I right?

1 hour ago, PGFrog said:

Forty games to go and he can't handle a cold? Caminiti pulled IV's out of his arm to play a game.

Also put in a needle that helps with recovery

This guy is 0-10 and so far we're making him look like Cy Young, so ops normal

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

dierker is too old to be on tv 

Was thinking he's either drunk, or cognitively impaired

Dierk!  Loved listening to the Wrangler on the radio growing up.  His researched pregame segments on the pregame show were always great.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Was thinking he's either drunk, or cognitively impaired

 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

dierker is too old to be on tv 

Hearing him or Bill Brown now makes me sad. Getting old sucks. 
I’m just thankful we’re not being subjected to Bagwell this weekend. 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Orioles pitcher has a 6.14 ERA, but he's throwing a no-hitter right now.

And he's 0-10 in his career

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