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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Orioles pitcher has a 6.14 ERA, but he's throwing a no-hitter right now.

 

about to have a 5 run lead 

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

Field your position Framber 

Yeah.  

Framber was just showing everyone how to play the field.

That all started when Framber tried to back hand a ground ball that was heading straight to Dubon for an easy out. 

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We got this.

Dam is about to break on offense 

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Diaz has seen 5 pitches and made 2 outs and not one pitch was close to the strike zone. That dude just mails it in sometimes and gives no fucks. They are all taking another day off. 

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

These dipshits deserve to be no hit. Maybe the embarrassment will wake them up. 

Not just no hit, they're about to be perfected

Probable SPs for tomorrow....what could possibly go wrong?

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Getting no hit by this dipshit....not shocked

B Young looking like Cy Young.

 

 

Of course our guys are going up to the plate like this is the last day of the regular season and missing the playoffs, swinging at everything.

62 pitches through 6…

I don't know why, but I'm still surprised when this team shows complete lack of focus at the plate.

That's on me.

Actually i guess perfect game? Im not watching thankfully

You cannot be serious with at bats like that. 3 of the last 4 hitters. Somebody needs to be chewing their asses.

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1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

I say.

Bunt.

Trammell did. Didn't work

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

About the time I think our stud starters are getting locked in and our bats are turning the corner, we get this kind of debacle. Put Metzger in. 

Fuck this. I've got better things to do on a Friday night.

Maybe a no hitter will get these fucks right in the head.  

2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Did you hear the one about the pitcher who was 0-6 and had an ERA of almost 7.00 and decided to pitch his guts out with a complete game and a no-no?  Not.  Funny.  At.  All.

Not just a no-no.

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