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No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...

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18 minutes ago, Stringer said:

No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...

you lazily copy and pasted an incorrect quote and it burns me up. 

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3 minutes ago, Stringer said:

And that’s fair. I was on my phone and trusted the internet, which we all know is rarely wrong.

You have my wife’s sense of accountability too. 

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Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...

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I once dated a girl that was such John Candy fan we visited his tomb in the mausoleum where he's laid to rest.

Yes, we did.

She was excellent in the sack.

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