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No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...

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18 minutes ago, Stringer said:

No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...

you lazily copy and pasted an incorrect quote and it burns me up. 

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3 minutes ago, Stringer said:

And that’s fair. I was on my phone and trusted the internet, which we all know is rarely wrong.

You have my wife’s sense of accountability too. 

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Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...

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I once dated a girl that was such John Candy fan we visited his tomb in the mausoleum where he's laid to rest.

Yes, we did.

She was excellent in the sack.

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2 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Rumor is that whole scene was ad libbed by him

I've read the same, and that John Candy took the role for free as a favor to John Hughes.

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On 5/12/2025 at 11:43 AM, Davis Lane said:

I once dated a girl that was such John Candy fan we visited his tomb in the mausoleum where he's laid to rest.

Yes, we did.

She was excellent in the sack.

Do I have to do everything around here?  

PICS!

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On 5/12/2025 at 10:43 AM, Davis Lane said:

I once dated a girl that was such John Candy fan we visited his tomb in the mausoleum where he's laid to rest.

Yes, we did.

She was excellent in the sack.

dynamite in the sack and a john candy fan?  what happened, man?

the one that got away…

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41 minutes ago, futureman said:

dynamite in the sack and a john candy fan?  what happened, man?

the one that got away…

Built like a bratwurst, in bed like a ... bratwurst?  I got nothing.

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24 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

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Y’all are sick watching Home Alone in May. 

Don't judge.

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On 5/12/2025 at 1:55 PM, South Austin said:

I've read the same, and that John Candy took the role for free as a favor to John Hughes.

Because of the union, he was paid the daily rate an extra would get. Because Candy was there, Hughes was on set that day, the only day he was on set for Home Alone. 20+ hour day, supposedly. 

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