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Not sure where to post this but need some help with questions about a strip club so of course I thought the worldly sophisticates on Surly would have the answer.

CSB...my 52 year old girlfriend has never been to a strip club.  About a month ago she got some testosterone pellets and it took her healthy sex drive to a different level.  She mentioned last week she is intrigued about going and possibly even getting another woman involved with us as well.  I tried to play it cool and not act too excited and said I was open to it.  I asked her this morning if she wanted to go one evening this week and she said "yes".  I have not been in almost 30 years so not sure which one is best given this situation.  Any suggestions?  I live in Northwest Hills but don't mind travelling south.

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Obviously I am biased but GF looks almost identical to Kate Beckinsale.  Quite frequently when we are out to dinner or just out someone will come up to her and ask if she has ever been told she looks like Kate.  GF is always nice and says she has heard that before.  I want to be a smartass and say something like not for at least 30 minutes now leave us alone.

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14 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

Obviously I am biased but GF looks almost identical to Kate Beckinsale.  Quite frequently when we are out to dinner or just out someone will come up to her and ask if she has ever been told she looks like Kate.  GF is always nice and says she has heard that before.  I want to be a smartass and say something like not for at least 30 minutes now leave us alone.

 

dump her now 

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As I understand it, if you want to get both stabbed in the parking lot AND see strippers, I understand that Diablas is your chosen venue.  It's the spiritual heir to Chicas Bonitas.

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No help from any of you degenerates but according to her research this morning we will be going to Pallazio.  Evidently their website has the best looking women and "most welcoming atmosphere".  WTF does that even mean?

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1 minute ago, Nothing To Add said:

No help from any of you degenerates but according to her research this morning we will be going to Pallazio.  Evidently their website has the best looking women and "most welcoming atmosphere".  WTF does that even mean?

My girlfriend is a little younger than your wife, but not by much.  We hit Palazio maybe 2-3 times a year and she’s gets swarmed by the strippers there. 

Going on a weeknight cuts down on the douchebag numbers and makes for more motivated strippers. 

And Helo is an idiot or has never met a stripper. They are one step separated from an escort (and often not separated at all) and they will get involved with whoever they think has money. 

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26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As I understand it, if you want to get both stabbed in the parking lot AND see strippers, I understand that Diablas is your chosen venue.  It's the spiritual heir to Chicas Bonitas.

The main to know about Diabla’s is that Chris Rock never went there. 

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18 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

No help from any of you degenerates but according to her research this morning we will be going to Pallazio.  Evidently their website has the best looking women and "most welcoming atmosphere".  WTF does that even mean?

I don't go to or enjoy strip clubs but I can 2nd that Palazio is supposed to be the "nicest". 

There is also a cool billiards bar next door called The Warehouse. 

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22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't go to or enjoy strip clubs but I can 2nd that Palazio is supposed to be the "nicest". 

There is also a cool billiards bar next door called The Warehouse. 

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2 hours ago, justhookit said:

Those are the only words needed when referencing any post of his.

When helo goes to a shake joint, the dancers line up and pay him for the privilege of a dance. 

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And pay for his modelos
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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

When helo goes to a shake joint, the dancers line up and pay him for the privilege of a dance. 

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