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23 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

More to do with having a standard procedure for determining which religious instruction class children will attend, which is compulsory in Austria. And includes Islam as well which has been officially recognized and had official state instruction since before the Austrian Republic because of Bosnia in the old empire.

That's pretty wild.  Compulsory religious education of multiple faiths.

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On 9/24/2025 at 3:48 PM, Dutchrudder said:

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Truly amazing that an all powerful being is so powerless to make his plan happen as planned.  Maybe God can speak to the manager.

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I realize that I am ignorant of the logistics. Will everyone be called up at once?  Will it be at a certain time of day, and happen in waves at each time zone?  Seems like we would hear about it from Asia well before it’s our turn.  Does god/jesus understand our calendar system?  Once we devised it, did he just adopt it out of convenience?

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8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This shit amazes me. Do you people really know these types?

Yep. In Junior High we had a neighbor, Miz R, full on Church of God fundamentalist.

In fairness she'd had a childhood that would have chewed up and spit out Grapes of Wrath, and probably all of us as well.

She was my Mom's friend when others were back stabbing her, so we sorta set one foot inside that circle, though we didn't actually step all the way inside it.

When I played trombone in 7th grade band Miz R contracted me to play blaring horn bursts from hiding in the church balcony when a visiting faith healer got to a dramatic pause. I kinda blarted it but it still woke people up.

Later I went up as part of the line getting faith-healed. He was gonna fix it so that I wouldn't need glasses. And he did, when God guided the hands of the engineers building Lazik machines.

But yeah, the rapture was real. They were nice ordinary people, it's just how they believed.

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14 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Truly amazing that an all powerful being is so powerless to make his plan happen as planned.  Maybe God can speak to the manager.

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