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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.

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8 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

 

"That's a rental baby. They are hiding the real child until the controversy dies down"


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27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Nicole:

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On 12/21/2025 at 11:46 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

It it will have been a month since we played and beat Aggys ass when we roll out a completely different looking team. I fully expect that it will look like ass water, but at least it’s football.

I see Wismer is portalling. I barely know who any of our players are in best of times. I'm disgruntled.

Is our new DC playing in this game or nah?

3 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Is our new DC playing in this game or nah?

I feel like his eligibility is probably expired. Also, he’s a middle-aged white guy. Why do you want that guy playing?

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm sure the gossip queens will move on to a new one. 

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37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I feel like his eligibility is probably expired. Also, he’s a middle-aged white guy. Why do you want that guy playing?

Is he coaching already?

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5 hours ago, JFKFC said:

No idea? I respectfully disagree. 

Now we do know to a certainty that it counts, and so far, no action. I hope that changes. 

Florida. That’s the reason Texas is not in the playoffs. Not Ohio State.

1 hour ago, jw4381 said:

Is he coaching already?

I believe Nansen will be calling the defense for the bowl game. Muschamp might be coaching safeties? Not really sure on that.

34 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Florida. That’s the reason Texas is not in the playoffs. Not Ohio State.

We had to play Florida.

We chose to play Ohio State. Just like this season. Another mistake.

7 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Not the entire board, just a few of the more overbearing assholes. We all know who they are. (Hell, I might even be one, myself.)

Correct. A lot of us wander over here to read or discuss information that isn’t relevant to the recruiting board. It seems like I regret it every time.

1 hour ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Florida. That’s the reason Texas is not in the playoffs. Not Ohio State.

Wow what an original and fresh take. I'm so glad you posted this here. Do you have a newsletter we could maybe subscribe to?

1 hour ago, sith_horn said:

I believe Nansen will be calling the defense for the bowl game. Muschamp might be coaching safeties? Not really sure on that.

iirc Nansen is calling the D with Muschamp "observing".

15 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Maybe don't read it?

That is exactly what I think. Having the school represented by a large number of backup players that would normally never see playing time in a meaningless, somewhat embarrassing game against another school that will be playing scrubs actually damages the Texas brand.

It's akin to Jerry Jones' horrific idea a few years ago when he proposed fielding a team of unknown players dress as the Cowboys to play exhibition games in the spring in Cowboys Stadium to generate income. Thank God that idea never took off. 

Throw in the fact that key players like Arch could suffer a devastating injury in this turd of an exhibition game makes no sense.

At least with PK gone, Sark won't have to babysit the defense, so we can finally see what he can do on offense. 😡

I'm calling the Moldovan hotline.

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ok fuck it

the real problem with @TreatyOak 's post isn't that he's wrong, it's that he's not going far enough

we shouldn't just opt out of the bowl game, we should opt out of the regular season altogether

face it, we started this year ranked #1, and dropped out of that position after one game, never to regain it. OBVIOUSLY, the best situation is to just not play any games and retain that ranking up to the end of the season

then, we won't get a first round bye, but we won't have any injuries and we'll be fresh and rested for the final game

"wait Rimbo, this all sounds fucking amazing and realistic, but don't we have to win our way through the playoffs, too?"

naw fuck that shit

we're riding that preseason ranking all the way to the title game. And then we get a bye on that one, too

I'm telling ya, we'll be the first team to win it all without playing a single fucking game. It'll be MARVELOUS

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I see Wismer is portalling. I barely know who any of our players are in best of times. I'm disgruntled.

For a non-Playoff game, we have a pretty low amount of opt-outs, honestly. You'll know most of the starters if you've been watching us this season.

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