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I got my magat BIL in the family xmas draw this year and he is yet to send me any ideas for a gift.  Looking for gift ideas, semi-serious or not, that I can get him and also send a message. 

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You’d be giving cash to the baddies but $100 gets you on the list for the Trump Phone.  He’ll get nothing and you can ask him about it every couple of months.

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5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Lolita - Wikipedia

 

too many words, not enough rape ...

On the first occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, 
was forced to manually stimulate Defendant Trump with the use of her hand upon Defendant 
Trump's erect penis until he reached sexual orgasm. 

10. On the second occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie 
Johnson, was forced to orally copulate Defendant Trump by placing her mouth upon Defendant 
Trump's erect penis until he reached sexual orgasm. 

 

On the third occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson 
was forced to engage in an unnatural lesbian sex act with her fellow minor and sex slave, Maria Doe 
age 12, for the sexual enjoyment of Defendant Trump. After this sex act, both minors were forced 
to orally copulate Defendant Trump by placing their mouths simultaneously on his erect penis until 
he achieved sexual orgasm. After zipping up his pants, Defendant Trump physically pushed both 
minors away while angrily berating them for the "poor" quality of their sexual performance. 

12. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, 
Katie Johnson, was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff 
Johnson. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff Johnson loudly pleaded with 
Defendant Trump to "please wear a condom". Defendant Trump responded by violently striking 
Plaintiff Johnson in the face with his open hand and screaming that "he would do whatever he 
wanted" as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J. 
Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, in tears asked Defendant Trump 
what would happen if he had impregnated her. Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw 
some money at her and screamed that she should use the money "to get a fucking abortion". 

 

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Posted (edited)
26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I got my magat BIL in the family xmas draw this year and he is yet to send me any ideas for a gift.  Looking for gift ideas, semi-serious or not, that I can get him and also send a message. 

He have a dog?

r/bayarea - Shop Talk: Berkeley resident is selling dog poop bags with Donald Trump's face

 

Framed Picture of Trump and Epstein? And whatever card you get should be a printout of Trump's birthday card to Epstein. 

 

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24 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

That is actually a decent idea.  Money goes to the right place and he's a big outdoorsman.  Maybe pair it with a book about public lands or the articles showing how this admin is attacking everything wilderness and owned by the people.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Whatever you decide to get them, make sure that the card says Happy Holidays.

Get a card that says "Merry Christmas" and Whiteout over it, then write "Happy Holidays."

He will 100% scrape off the Whiteout to see if you actually did what he thinks you did.

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