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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

It has taken 14 minutes to play the last 40 seconds of game time. This shit is fucking ridiculous.

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4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

It's hard to believe Heupel was ever a D1 athlete, much less a good one.

Hell, it's hard to believe he is only 47. He looks 55+. Meth is a hell of a drug, I guess.

I honestly wish the kneel-down was outlawed at all levels of football.

You should have to make a reasonable attempt to move the football imo.

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Just now, AbeFroman said:

I honestly wish the kneel-down was outlawed at all levels of football.

You should have to make a reasonable attempt to move the football imo.

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Please miss this, just for the kneel down drama

*dammit

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He didn’t

Fuck Bert...but fuck the SEC more.

That was just about perfect.

Just now, Iceman said:

Fuck Bert...but fuck the SEC more.

That was just about perfect.

This

Just now, HenryJames said:

SEC is 2-5 in bowls.

Meaningless stat

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I honestly wish the kneel-down was outlawed at all levels of football.

You should have to make a reasonable attempt to move the football imo.

They earned the fortune to be able to kneel the ball and run the clock.

If they missed the FG, that's the payoff you're looking for.

3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

They earned the fortune to be able to kneel the ball and run the clock.

If they missed the FG, that's the payoff you're looking for.

Yeah I have nothing against kneeling the ball. It's very low on the list of things wrong with modern football.

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12 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I honestly wish the kneel-down was outlawed at all levels of football.

You should have to make a reasonable attempt to move the football imo.

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The whole game is about controlling the ball. Let the strategy flow from that. We already have a play clock. If a team wants to forfeit the opportunity to advance the ball further to eat clock, that’s their prerogative.

All sports have weird strategic quirks where teams manipulate rules in their favor by giving up an advantage - intentional walks/balks in baseball, intentional fouls in basketball, etc.

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Good time to post these. Different team but the same concept. SEC inflation will never cease.

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Glad they lost. Wish all the SEC teams other than us would lose. Isn’t really reflective of much.

The Alamobowl missed some marketing opportunities. Could have had a wet t-shirt contest and settled once and for all whose tits are bigger between Heupel and Bielema.

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16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Glad they lost. Wish all the SEC teams other than us would lose. Isn’t really reflective of much.

The Alamobowl missed some marketing opportunities. Could have had a wet t-shirt contest and settled once and for all whose tits are bigger between Heupel and Bielema.

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fuck tennessee

44 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Glad they lost. Wish all the SEC teams other than us would lose. Isn’t really reflective of much.

The Alamobowl missed some marketing opportunities. Could have had a wet t-shirt contest and settled once and for all whose tits are bigger between Heupel and Bielema.

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Dammit. Music City Bowl. Was watching the Alamobowl.

Alamobowl could have had a gas huffing contest to see who could stay upright the longest.

If anyone knows any bowl reps, I’m glad to sign on for marketing ideas next year.

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

sec sec sec sec sec !!!

And yet they were ranked the entire goddamn year, almost entirely on the strength of a close loss to Georgia. Even after losing to Bama and blOU in back-to-back weeks

Meanwhile we lost to UF and fell from #9 to unranked immediately. Complete bullshit.

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