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That's a block.

Cool.

Just now, Hermanator said:

This is why I've mostly checked out of UT basketball. The admin wont make sure the money is put in for a contender. Since I hate baseball I couldn't care less about that sport.

I've never been more apathetic than this season. I borderline want to take a graduate class at UCONN just so I can have a legit reason to care about a program that gives a shit about championships

When you are older you will appreciate baseball more! I used to hate baseball and love basketball. I find basketball very tough to watch now.

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

College basketball is so bad man.

You’re just watching the wrong team.

5 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Cancel the rest of the season

Baseballs tarts in February. Just gotta make it another month.

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again, why did miller just let pope waste the entire clock and then take a stupid shot? you draw up a play and we get a good shot and/or get to the rim and win in regulation. you let pope run the clock out and call his own shot? coaching negligence.

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Please God I can't do 2OT.

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Mark! personal 5-0 run! tie game! 🤘🏼

It's entertaining, but this is awful basketball.

Well that's a big shot.

Try some defense, maybe? Whoa, it worked.

I'm just gonna type talking shit until we win this game.

You guys are trash. Maybe try some more defense you future Turkish league backups.

Don't fuck this up now like we all think you will.

There you go, get a lucky turnover.

Don't be afraid to get a decent look this time, okay?

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

When you are older you will appreciate baseball more! I used to hate baseball and love basketball. I find basketball very tough to watch now.

I'm mid 40s. I fucking hate baseball more than I did when I was 20.

It's a 20th century slow, boring sport. It doesnt fit with my modern life. I dont have time to care about it.

Also, I played college basketball before I got a bad injury and transferred to UT to play school. I'll never not like watching good basketball. This year's Spurs team is amazing to watch. Switching over there now

I'm actually shocked Mark didnt dribble that off his foot when he was all alone

Just now, Blotto said:

I'm actually shocked Mark didnt dribble that off his foot when he was all alone

He did travel

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jesus christ pocket hercules can’t miss.

He’ll never have a game like this the rest of his life

3 minutes ago, Derka said:

again, why did miller just let pope waste yhe entire flock and then take a stupid shot? you draw up a play and we get a good shot and/or get to the rim and win in regulation. you let pope run the clock out and call his own shot? coaching negligence.

Vok has shot 16 FT's and he doesn't call a TO to get the ball to him.

Ok, Mark, win it.

Just now, Derka said:

jesus christ pocket hercules can’t miss.

Like Asmas on one of his futile heaters.

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lol what an idiot. can we draw up a play this time?

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

He’ll never have a game like this the rest of his life

This is their Super Bowl?

11 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We are a football school. Then a baseball school. Bad return to spend NIL money in basketball honestly.

So then you’re confirming you want a constant shitty basketball program which means you’re a shitty ass fan

39 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Mark needs to stop shooting 3's.

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He needs to stop playing for Texas.

Last man standing….

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draw up a play for Vok. get a good look and possibly a trip to the line.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

So then you’re confirming you want a constant shitty basketball program which means you’re a shitty ass fan

I dont want that. I am just pointing out that the donors dont give a fuck. If I had billions, I would make sure our basketball team is good. Are you donating millions? If not, youre a shitty fan

Mark giveth.

Mark taketh away.

Can't win if you can't make your free throws.

101 to Mississippi State. Just disgusting defense almost all day.

Woof.

Maybe squeak out 4 conference wins?

Texas finshes bottom 3 in conference??

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